Sue: Becky, what's the status?
Becky: The video 你 put up on YouTube with Burt dancing in his underwear got almost 105,000 views.
Sue (chuckles): Whoever knew that donkey-bride-marrying idiots in tighty-whites could turn into entertainment?
Becky (giving her a thumbs-up): Outstanding, Coach.
(At that moment, Will Schuester walked in from the choir room.)
Will: What is it now, Sue?
Sue: Oh, hey, William. I see that not even a wash in Chantene can't get that disgusting oil out of your locks. 你 probably didn't wash that filthy hair forest since, like, I don't know...1999?
Will: Did 你 just call me here to insult my hair?
Sue (shrugs): Yes. And I also want to know about your boring campaign with Burt. What's your 下一个 video about? A worm on rocks? 或者 maybe it's about Porcelain's magic chamber filled with nothing but Marc Jacobs and Anne Klein treasures that makes him look absolutely ridiculous.
Will: 你 know you're not going to take down the arts, Sue. Our schools need the arts to better their chances of getting off and staying off the streets.
Sue: Well, in case 你 haven't noticed, Gel Curls, this world isn't getting any better. In fact I sent my Cheerios to set up 更多 posters and banners for my campaign downtown, and a 37-year-old bum was sitting 由 the big water 喷泉 in the middle of town. 你 wanna know what he told me? He was to perform in a musical in his sophomore 年 of high school, and got a D in almost every class he got. Makes a lot of sense that my campaign to get rid of the arts works, because that's what people in your 欢乐合唱团 club, like Mohawk Monty and Happy-Feet Asian will end up like.
Becky: I never liked musicals.
Will's Thoughts: Then why the hell did 你 ask to 加入 欢乐合唱团 club last year? Geez...
Will: There's another explanation for what 你 heard.
Sue: Well, what is it, William? 你 have no proof of anything. All I have is the 欢乐合唱团 club and that ridiculous school musical that 你 put on recently.
Will: What musical?
Sue: Didn't your 欢乐合唱团 club do 'West Side Story'?
Will: I don't remember. We did 'Rocky Horror'. Wait...is that the one where Tina and Santana took their tops off?
Becky: You're going coo-coo in the head, Mr. Schue.
Will: No, I mean it. There was this part where Tina and Santana were...I think they were trying to seduce Artie 或者 something, and they took their shirts off. Don't 你 remember? That's why the 显示 was banned, because...you know, they...actually...
(Silence.)
Sue: Will, you're 更多 of a perv than that midget that came over my house when I was 7.
Will: What?
Sue: I'm done with you. Get the hell out of my office.
Will: But I swear. I thought it happened.
Becky (to Sue): Is he having a moment when he's thinking about wrecking Miss Pillsbury in the bedroom?
Sue (disgusted): God, I hope it's not. My guts are twisting all around just thinking about it.
(Will got out of his 座位 and headed towards the door.)
Will: Well...I guess I'll see 你 later, Twinkie Cake.
(Will leaves the room, and both Sue and Becky sit there, shocked.)
Sue: God, William. When will 你 stop watching 'Sex In The City'?
Well, there's Chapter Nine. I hope 你 liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Eight!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Ten!!!!!
