Here are my 最佳, 返回页首 Santana 语录 from Season 1:

10. "What difference does it make? Everyone knows my role here is to look hot". (Laryngitis)

9. Santana: "Who, Rachel? She's dating that Jesse St. James kid from Vocal Adrenaline".
Finn: "No, she's not".
Santana: "Please, she's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room". (Power of Madonna)

8. "You know what actually, would 你 mind waiting in the car? Oh, and leave your credit card". (Hell-O)

7. Brittany: "Did 你 see what Rachel was wearing today?"
Santana: "Oh, I know! She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli". (Hell-O)

6. "Get a room!" (Showmance)

5. Finn: "Will 你 talk to me then?"
Santana: "I don't really talk during". (Power of Madonna)

4. "Enjoy it while 你 can, Weezy. His hair's starting to grow back". (Laryngitis)

3. "You haven't deleted his number yet?" (Funk)

2. Santana: "While 你 were playing house, Puck was sexting me".
Quinn: "Sexting?"
Santana: "Sexy texting, what era are 你 from?" (Hairography)

1. Kurt: "Can we talk about the giant 象, 大象 in the room?"
Santana: "Your sexuality?" (The Rhodes Not Taken)

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