INVADER ZIM CARMELLDANSEN!!!!

"Ten 分钟 To Doom" 由 Rob Hummel

FADE IN:

EXT. SKOOL FRONT YARD - AFTERNOON

High drama... Slow motion... The Skool 钟, 贝尔 RINGS. It's three o'clock and all of the kids are heading home.

As credits roll, we see ZIM walking happily. Dib and Torque Smacky stand nearby. Dib turns to Torque and says something. Torque CHUCKLES menacingly and throws a ball al ZIM. ZIM falls to the ground, dislodging his backpack. Everyone LAUGHS at ZIM. Slow motion laughter is creepy. Torque sees Dib laughing and gets disgusted at the unpopular kid's enjoyment. ZIM hits the floor and everything goes back to REAL-TIME...

As 你 all know, Adventure Time got it's own gender-bent episode, so why not Invader Zim? Well, right now I am drawing the gender--bents. I'm trying too focus on it right now, but I decided to take a break and write this article. Anyways, I will 列表 the gender-bent names below.

Zim = Zem
Dib = Debera
GIR = Gigi
Gaz = Gio
Professor Membrane = Professor Tissue (If 你 didn't know, Membrane is the tissue in the brain)
Ms.Bitters = Mr.Bitter (not much of a change, I know)

And of course, the tallest don't really have different names, just different genders. Anyways, the plot of this is below, so read...

(im sorry this is kinda late,but i was road triping with my friends,not actullt road triping,we tried,but 你 guys dont wanna know how that whent..... anyhow,here's the 文章 about blha blha blha part 8)
Spongebob was really mad about being mooned. He asked Osama Bin Laden to 加入 his team and destroy Zim and his gang. He accepted under one condition: he wanted Spongebob to give him a lifetime supply of beer, to which Spongebob agreed. 下一个 he sent Zim a threat, he told Zim to wait in Bikini Bottom, so that his forces could then plow him into the ground. Naturally Zim wasn't going to listen...

Spongebob did not know about the attack on Rhode Island as one of his policies did away with all newspapers, magazines and news broadcasts. Instead they were all replaced 由 picture 图书 and Nicktoons. Eventually, an agent picked up Patrick from an animal shelter and brought him before the president. Spongebob then learned about the attack on Rhode Island and didn't know what to do, since he never learned what a war was. Meanwhile Zim's forces had spent the past dozen months researching advanced weapons. They were now constructing giant walkers with laser cannons, and they were almost ready...

Well everyone, i just knew something like this would happen.


Yesturday, the tallests made an unusual visit to the base, claiming to want to examine our smeets' traits...

Heres why, to better explain:

They usually do not do his, for regular irken smeets. But, since ora was Zim and i's biological spawn, she has a mix of traits. The
Tallests perfer she become an invader, since she may be different
From other irkens. If they see how she acts, and some of the small
Traits she has, no matter how young, and think she could become
A well trained invader, they will let the smeet live, and be taught
By their...

钟, 贝尔 woke up on a 床, 床上 but 钟, 贝尔 was blind then i heard a sound
"hi 钟, 贝尔 it's me zim"zim 说 then got on the bed
"where am i"bell ask
"you in my room that's why"zim said
"your room?"bell said
"yes but i want to ask 你 something"zim said
"what"bell said
"i know 你 blind but are 你 a irken wolf"zim ask
"i am a half irken 狼 and a half human"bell said
"but i don't understand how did 你 get blind"zim said
"i was born that way my mom was a irken 狼 and my dad was a human and he was a little blind and when i and ammy was born and ammy was fully irken 狼 but me i was half irken 狼 and half human...

Zim knew he was screwed with losing the battle of Bikini Bottom, so he made a drastic move. He decided to attack Spongebob's General of the Armies, Sandy Cheeks, in her 首页 base in Texas. The attack was led 由 Al Gore and General Grievous, they attacked at high noon. They sent a squadron of soldiers bearing explosive walnuts to stun the guards surrounding the base and then went on the attack. Everything was going smoothly. The Ikren/ human/ celeb army had almost taken over the base. That is until Sandy appeared in her exosuit cargo-loader and screeched, “COOOOME ONNNNN!!" During the battle,...

Zim and his forces wasted no time in waging war, as they had a lot of new weapons they wanted to try. They were wondering where to strike first, eventually they decided to wage their first assault on Rhode Island, where Spongebob's General Patrick 星, 星级 was stationed with his own forces. On October 25th, 2004, at 8:00 PM, Zim sent Patrick a warning about the attack they were going to wage, because he felt it would give him a worthy battle. Patrick was clueless at what to do as he had no idea what a battle was, so he left his base and walked to Washington D.C. Patrick eventually reached Washington...

Authors note girsmurf22 helped out on this 你 rock sis!


Fae's pov

I remember Ms. 苦药类, 浓生啤酒, 苦味 turning in to demon threating to kill my Dibby and Zimmy.

I giggled at the thought they were my best 老友记 and knew I could trust them. That's why I did what I was asked I had to keep them safe! Even if I never saw them again, knowing they were alife made me feel a little better.


I looked at my new surrounds black and only candles gave light. It was cold in the room I was in.

"I'm in hell!" I thougtht to myself

A door open a ghostly like women came in and gave me some 食物 and water. Then left, I look around...

zim pov

it was one filthy earth day,when suddetnly the door 钟, 贝尔 rang,i whent to answer it,there was a filthy human female.

''hi,my name is saphfire''saphfire said.''and i am zim''i said.saphfire turned to irken,big deal,i let her in the base.

she sat on the 长椅, 沙发 with 吉尔 waching the 10 hours marathon of nyan cat on youtube.i whent down to the lab to work on the 鸭 of doom

i was almost done with the 鸭 of doom until i thought of saphfire.i left her alone with gir.the probobly broke the computer

when i whent to check,gir was waching the 10 小时 nyan cat alone.''gir,did 你 saw saphfire?''

''no,she...