Ok this is my 列表 of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned 由 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did 你 run your last race?" and the 秒 one said,"How did 你 win the race?" the runner 说 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes 你 say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked 你 out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if 你 were locked in a 食物 Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
