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1.One 日 a man noticed that his Credit Card is stolen...But he didn't 报道 it to Police.
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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.....Hahahahha!!!!

2.Friend no.1:Hey dude,what are u lookin for so intensly in the keyboard?
Friend 2:I'm playin a game and it says "Press any key to continue".But I cant find the "any" key here...

3.(A teacher to a student)
Teacher:Dave,tell the name of 1 thing that has NOT been used since 10 years...
Dave:Sir,my brain!!!
Teacher:FOOL!!!
Dave:Thats why I told "Brain"...

4.One 日 a bank was robbed.The robbers succesfully managed...
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1. Why did the turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If 你 are American in the living room, what are 你 in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do 你 have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are 你 all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do 你 get when 你 交叉, 十字架 a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...
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posted by Directioner3300
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope 你 like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do 你 see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a 鹦鹉 use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
由 the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he 说 something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
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this is madd funny my mom died listening to this
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