1.One 日 a man noticed that his Credit Card is stolen...But he didn't 报道 it to Police.
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Guess WHY????? ;D
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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.....Hahahahha!!!!
2.Friend no.1:Hey dude,what are u lookin for so intensly in the keyboard?
Friend 2:I'm playin a game and it says "Press any key to continue".But I cant find the "any" key here...
3.(A teacher to a student)
Teacher:Dave,tell the name of 1 thing that has NOT been used since 10 years...
Dave:Sir,my brain!!!
Teacher:FOOL!!!
Dave:Thats why I told "Brain"...
4.One 日 a bank was robbed.The robbers succesfully managed to escape from there and hid in a truck.
Thief 1:Boss,I forgot to count how money we stole.!
Thief 2:Yeah boss,I also forgot to count!
Boss:Dont worry,we can find it out in the newspaper tomorrow!!!
5.A teacher was teaching a class....
Teacher:Draw a biagram of Bacteria.
(after 30 seconds)
Dave:Here it is,sir...
Teacher:Where, I cant see anything?!
Dave:Sir u cant see Bacteria without microscope!!!!
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Guess WHY????? ;D
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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.....Hahahahha!!!!
2.Friend no.1:Hey dude,what are u lookin for so intensly in the keyboard?
Friend 2:I'm playin a game and it says "Press any key to continue".But I cant find the "any" key here...
3.(A teacher to a student)
Teacher:Dave,tell the name of 1 thing that has NOT been used since 10 years...
Dave:Sir,my brain!!!
Teacher:FOOL!!!
Dave:Thats why I told "Brain"...
4.One 日 a bank was robbed.The robbers succesfully managed to escape from there and hid in a truck.
Thief 1:Boss,I forgot to count how money we stole.!
Thief 2:Yeah boss,I also forgot to count!
Boss:Dont worry,we can find it out in the newspaper tomorrow!!!
5.A teacher was teaching a class....
Teacher:Draw a biagram of Bacteria.
(after 30 seconds)
Dave:Here it is,sir...
Teacher:Where, I cant see anything?!
Dave:Sir u cant see Bacteria without microscope!!!!
(END)
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope 你 like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do 你 see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a 鹦鹉 use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
由 the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he 说 something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope 你 like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do 你 see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a 鹦鹉 use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
由 the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he 说 something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
Ok this is my 列表 of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned 由 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did 你 run your last race?" and the 秒 one said,"How did 你 win the race?" the runner 说 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes 你 say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked 你 out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if 你 were locked in a 食物 Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<