Hi, my name is Envy not that I want 你 to know, anyways this is pretty much about me and Fullmetal Pipsqueak having drunk blood sex.(related sex) Don't tell me that's gay cause we were drunk. So SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell 偷了 my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like 你 Envy." 说 Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait 你 should tolatally have 野马 have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay 你 might want to practice on someone before that way y... 你 know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal 日 at the office untill the 日 was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell 你 that Edward is at the bar can 你 go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because 你 need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means 你 can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are 你 doing here?" "I was going to pick 你 up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found 你 to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with 你 and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell 偷了 my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like 你 Envy." 说 Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait 你 should tolatally have 野马 have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay 你 might want to practice on someone before that way y... 你 know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal 日 at the office untill the 日 was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell 你 that Edward is at the bar can 你 go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because 你 need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means 你 can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are 你 doing here?" "I was going to pick 你 up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found 你 to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with 你 and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END