foxstarkiller I used your idea...
Copied over from FanFiction. It is afternoon right now
Ross falls alseep on the 长椅, 沙发 but twenty 分钟 he hears his parents discussing something in the kitchen...

"We can't let the boy get away with failing his tests. He is smart" he hears Jack say, "Gosh honey just give him some time. This 年 has been really hard on the kids" Judy tells him. "Alright but only if 你 give me little sugar" they have a very happy and loving marriage.

A few 分钟 Ross hears his parents 接吻 in the kitchen

"Oh man. Gross" Ross exclaims in his head, but then realizes that his...

So 老友记 begun and it began with a bang
Chandler made jokes and Phoebe sang,
Ross was glum whilst Rachel was free
Well if 你 escaped Barry, wouldn't 你 be?

Monica had relationships but they ended badly
Joey had auditions but never got parts, sadly.
Phoebe found a thumb but never knew her Dad,
She hardly saw her sister but for that she was glad

Ross and Rachel got it on and Chandler was still funny,
But then Eddie moved in and he wasn't a happy bunny
Monica found Richard and Joey got a new job too
But he missed Chandler, well wouldn't you?!

Whilst Phoebe found her brother Rachel found the list,
Ross...