foxstarkiller I used your idea...
Copied over from FanFiction. It is afternoon right now
Ross falls alseep on the 长椅, 沙发 but twenty 分钟 he hears his parents discussing something in the kitchen...

"We can't let the boy get away with failing his tests. He is smart" he hears Jack say, "Gosh honey just give him some time. This 年 has been really hard on the kids" Judy tells him. "Alright but only if 你 give me little sugar" they have a very happy and loving marriage.

A few 分钟 Ross hears his parents 接吻 in the kitchen

"Oh man. Gross" Ross exclaims in his head, but then realizes that his...