Phoebe: 你 know, like... uh, okay: "Could that 报道 be any later?"
Chandler: I don't sound like that.
Ross: Oh, oh Chandler...
Joey: Yeah, 你 do.
Ross: "The hills were alive with the sound of music.
Joey: My scones!
Phoebe, Ross, & Joey: "My scones!"
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true. That is so not... That is so not... Oh, shut up!
Joey (watching old 视频 of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!!! "
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds. "
Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you?
Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is: 你 hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything 你 own.
Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!
Joey: Look at me--I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any 更多 clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando!
Monica: [Sneeze] Oh, gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold!
Phoebe: 你 mean 你 偷了 it!
Monica: [Sneeze]
Phoebe: Don't cover your mouth when 你 do that!
Monica:
What 你 guys don't understand is, for us, 接吻 is as important as any part of it.
Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
Rachel: Everything 你 need to know is in that first kiss.
Monica: Absolutely.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, 接吻 is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian 你 have to sit through before 粉, 粉色 Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the 显示 was, 你 girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise 下一个 time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
Chandler:
and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
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