I have so many fave 语录 from friends.I am watching it right now and one of them that I heard just now is from season 8 TOW the pac man game/joey and Rachel's first date. Joey says to rachel:You don't judge me;Im gonna suck on the celafain from the brownie I had before.lol.
i think literally everything they say is equally hilarious and its impossible to find one. but one of the ultimate ones for me are "I'm chandler, could i BE wearin anymore clothes?"
I have a LOT, but a couple of my 收藏夹 are, "A moo point?""Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."-Rachel/Joey "You wanna know what's weird? Donald 鸭 never wore pants, but when he gets out of the shower, he has a towel wrapped around his waist. I mean, what is that about?"-Chandler (This one always makes me laugh.) "You're 爱情 is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart."-A part of one of Phoebe's songs:) "If 你 want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer."-Phoebe
Chandler's quote when he entered in the house and Monica thought he was Rachel and he answered : "What gave me away? "I started crying because my laugh.
[Joey packs an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms]
Chandler: Condoms? Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world. Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?
There are toooo much but i 爱情 this scene: Monica: 'You were my midnight mystery kisser' Ross: 'You were my first 吻乐队（Kiss） with Rachel?' Monica: 'You were my first 吻乐队（Kiss） EVER?' Chandler: 'What did i marry into'
and i 爱情 it when Chandler says: 'What kinda scary 屁股 clowns came to your birthday?'
i have LOADS of them on my list. but 1 of the best is , [Joey]: 嘿 Ross, i have a question, If Homo sapiens were ACTUALLY Homo-Sapiens, is that the reason why they are extinct? [Ross]: Joey, they were people.... [Joey]: i am not judging any one ...
