The following is a 列表 of some of their greatest moments. Most of these are from the books. However, these first two are from the DH1movie. Enjoy!
Moody: Fair warning: it tastes like goblin piss.
One twin: How do 你 know what that tastes like? *sees Moody's glare* Just trying to ease the tension.
Both: *after transformation* Wow. We're identical.
Ok. Here we go with 语录 from the books. Don't forget to comment. Also, add any I may have missed.
"Fred, 你 next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," 说 the boy. "Honestly woman, 你 call yourself our mother? Can't 你 tell I'm George?"
"Sorry, George, dear."
"Only joking, I am Fred," 说 the boy, and off he went.
"Blimey," 说 the other twin. "Are you--?"
"He is," 说 the first twin. "Aren't you?" he added to Harry.
"What?" 说 Harry.
"Harry Potter," chorused the twins.
"Aaah, has ickle Ronnie got somefink on his nosie?" 说 one of the twins.
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," 说 the other twin. "Once--"
"Or twice--"
"A minute--"
"All summer--"
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea, though, thanks, Mom."
"Never mind that, do 你 think he remembers what You-Know-Who looks like?"
"We'll send 你 a Hogwarts toilet seat."
"We got Potter! We got Potter!"
"You must be good, Harry, Wood was almost skipping when he told us."
Moody: Fair warning: it tastes like goblin piss.
One twin: How do 你 know what that tastes like? *sees Moody's glare* Just trying to ease the tension.
Both: *after transformation* Wow. We're identical.
Ok. Here we go with 语录 from the books. Don't forget to comment. Also, add any I may have missed.
"Fred, 你 next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," 说 the boy. "Honestly woman, 你 call yourself our mother? Can't 你 tell I'm George?"
"Sorry, George, dear."
"Only joking, I am Fred," 说 the boy, and off he went.
"Blimey," 说 the other twin. "Are you--?"
"He is," 说 the first twin. "Aren't you?" he added to Harry.
"What?" 说 Harry.
"Harry Potter," chorused the twins.
"Aaah, has ickle Ronnie got somefink on his nosie?" 说 one of the twins.
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," 说 the other twin. "Once--"
"Or twice--"
"A minute--"
"All summer--"
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea, though, thanks, Mom."
"Never mind that, do 你 think he remembers what You-Know-Who looks like?"
"We'll send 你 a Hogwarts toilet seat."
"We got Potter! We got Potter!"
"You must be good, Harry, Wood was almost skipping when he told us."