Well it's been fun , before it's over entirely some funny business:
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Oxo are introducing a new white Oxo cube with a red 交叉, 十字架 in support of the England team. It's called the Laughing Stock
All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 分钟 was far too explict for ITV
So an angry 粉丝 managed to get into the England changing room after last nights game. Apparently Robert Green tried to grab the man but missed.
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning. "It is so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constant struggling and facing the impossible", 说 Sipho Umboto aged 6.
All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact, they're crossing the line.
Im going to be bold here, and suggest we play Heskey at left back.............left back at Heathrow Airport!!!!
WHO 说 FOOTBALLERS AREN'T INTELLIGENT?
Some quotes:
1.My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7. "
David Beckham
2."I would not be bothered if we 迷失 every game as long as we won the
league."
Mark Viduka
3."Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well,
he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best
manager I've ever had."
David Beckham
4."If 你 don't believe 你 can win, there is no point in getting out of
床, 床上 at the end of the day."
Neville Southall
5."I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of
which were disputable."
Paul Gascoigne
6."I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and
hopefully after that as well."
Alan Shearer
7."I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona? (which is Spanish)
Mark Draper
8. "You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win
the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."
Peter Shilton
9. "I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week,
but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester "
Stan Collymore
10. "I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on
the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first 分钟 at
Birmingham .. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he
was out there playing."
Ade Akinbiyi
11. "Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright
12. "I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier."
Ugo Ehiogu
13. " Leeds is a great club and it's been my 首页 for years, even though I
live in Middlesborough."
Jonathan Woodgate
14. "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."
Stuart Pearce
15. "I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my
right."
Lee Hendrie
16. "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
Ian Rush
17. " Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals
out there today."
Steve Lomas
18. "I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my
right sock."
Barry Venison
19. "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what
religion yet."
David Beckham
20. "The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more
European."
Phil Neville
21. "All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed."
Mitchell Thomas
22. "One accusation 你 can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."
Alan Shearer
23. "I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd."
Johnny Giles
24. "Sometimes in football 你 have to score goals."
Thierry Henry
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Oxo are introducing a new white Oxo cube with a red 交叉, 十字架 in support of the England team. It's called the Laughing Stock
All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 分钟 was far too explict for ITV
So an angry 粉丝 managed to get into the England changing room after last nights game. Apparently Robert Green tried to grab the man but missed.
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning. "It is so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constant struggling and facing the impossible", 说 Sipho Umboto aged 6.
All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact, they're crossing the line.
Im going to be bold here, and suggest we play Heskey at left back.............left back at Heathrow Airport!!!!
WHO 说 FOOTBALLERS AREN'T INTELLIGENT?
Some quotes:
1.My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7. "
David Beckham
2."I would not be bothered if we 迷失 every game as long as we won the
league."
Mark Viduka
3."Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well,
he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best
manager I've ever had."
David Beckham
4."If 你 don't believe 你 can win, there is no point in getting out of
床, 床上 at the end of the day."
Neville Southall
5."I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of
which were disputable."
Paul Gascoigne
6."I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and
hopefully after that as well."
Alan Shearer
7."I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona? (which is Spanish)
Mark Draper
8. "You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win
the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."
Peter Shilton
9. "I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week,
but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester "
Stan Collymore
10. "I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on
the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first 分钟 at
Birmingham .. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he
was out there playing."
Ade Akinbiyi
11. "Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright
12. "I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier."
Ugo Ehiogu
13. " Leeds is a great club and it's been my 首页 for years, even though I
live in Middlesborough."
Jonathan Woodgate
14. "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."
Stuart Pearce
15. "I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my
right."
Lee Hendrie
16. "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
Ian Rush
17. " Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals
out there today."
Steve Lomas
18. "I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my
right sock."
Barry Venison
19. "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what
religion yet."
David Beckham
20. "The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more
European."
Phil Neville
21. "All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed."
Mitchell Thomas
22. "One accusation 你 can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."
Alan Shearer
23. "I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd."
Johnny Giles
24. "Sometimes in football 你 have to score goals."
Thierry Henry
