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posted by 67Dodge
"So we could take another go at it and try to foil another mob's plans and get to the Kid that way, ask questions, pay some tip offs, the fun stuff," Skipper stated with a smirk.

"Or we could track down the riddles he put forth for us, these symbols, they still mystify me.." Kowalski stared at the burnt up scrap of paper in his flipper. 

"Symbols Shmymbols, let's get some action in this base of freelancers!" Skipper demanded. 

"We could always ask his 老友记 nicely!" Private shouted. 

Kowalski and Skipper both glared at him, Rico sneered. 

"Get 'um..." Rico grunted. 

It took not one 秒 for the boys to be on the ground in a little cat fight of sorts, throwing each other around and shouting. 

Hannah rolled her eyes and covered her ears, trying to concentrate. 

由 the 秒 minute, Damion had enough. With one 迅速, 斯威夫特 swing, he slammed a door so hard the knob popped a screw. 

"Gentlemen, my mate would like to think without utterly useless banter, if 你 could kindly silence yourselves for a solid day, it'd be most convenient..." Damion droned calmly. 

Skipper stopped punching Kowalski, crossing his flippers with annoyance, Private sighed sadly, Kowalski frowning and Rico hissing. 

Only thirty 秒 of silence ensued before..

"That was still a pretty foolish idea..." Kowalski grunted at Skipper. 

Damion walked 由 Kowalski, grabbing the crown of his head and slamming him face first into the floor. Damion held Kowalski's face close. 

"...A reporter tried to get a story from me once... I politely asked him to let me be, and he continued bumbling with his report... Then I proceeded to steal his bank account information, 果酱 the breaks in his car, and 删除 all the dozens of stories due the 日 after in his computer's hard drive from my Android phone," Damion 说 smugly. 

Kowalski sat dumbfounded, thinking for a single minute. 

"I would call myself out as a liar, but unfortunately what I've 说 is true, and the money I 偷了 from that rude reporter is still being spent at the local unemployment center," Damion's grin grew wider. 

Hannah rolled her eyes as she heard this. 

"Damion hun, you've 说 this story a thousand times, doesn't shock me anymore~" Hannah propped her feet up on the table, 阅读 reports on The Kid's whereabouts. 

"....What about the bite of o' seven?" Damion looked into his lover's eyes. 

Hannah put the newspaper down. 

"So there's this security guard that works in the prison I once resided, not my 最近的 one, uh, Trances Village I recall. So he walks around, I moved in, sappy young bastard fresh from the academy, trying to get a tale from the "Mad Doctor Damion" of course. He's done a good job so far," Damion smiled with reminiscence. 

Hannah's interest grew like a budding rose. 

"He was polite, wore pancake, spoke with exuberance. Good kid he was.... Then he had to ask about Alexis... He pulled up my record. Asked whether I had courted her before I /had/ to kill her. I 说 no...." Damion sighed. "He left after our session ended, then we had another, and three, four more, never shut up about that whore... Alexis did this, Alexis won that, Alexis turned her life around for this job, Alexis got a scholarship, Alexis, Alexis... Seven sessions about that miserable backseat-fucking whore. Session eight he asked whether I still loved her. I have a mate that will never cheat me like Alexis did I said. He then 说 that he thinks I was using 你 as a means to get over her. It took no effort to pin him to the wall, and 冲床 his gut. I told him to leave now, then he reached for his walkie. I bit his cheek off... He reached for his spray, I pecked his eyeball till it popped. Then I bit his forehead when he beat me with his club. Took three 分钟 for other guards to find out, get me on the ground, and muzzle me. They demanded an apology, and instead, I gave them my forgiveness, for such rude behavior to come from someone they entrusted to hear my side. I demanded a third meal, and 更多 experienced chaps to interview me if they wanted me to say anything."
"Just another round, once things get calmer, I can pull over, I don't see any other civilization outside this asshat's territory," 说 Kat, driving further out and seeing her gas meter 《绿箭侠》 drop lower and lower. "Gotta find a damn gas station, 或者 kegs of gas at least. So long as I have at least 17 gallons 或者 so," 说 Kat, slowing her Aston Martin slightly. She looked around, not a single gas station in view at all, until she saw a small patch of pavement, and to her eyes, a single gas pump, rising out of the pavement, and seven gas cans laying on their sides, fully closed. "This seems promising,"...
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Johnston paced around, watching all the machines add the mechanical parts to Dr. Damion. After about ten minutes, he stopped, Damion was ready to be revitalized. He then added the "skin" which was really just latex, which he put over all the mechanical parts of Dr. Damion, then added the texturing to make it 更多 like skin. He then stood back and looked at his work. "Marvelous, it appears as if he fell asleep and he's going to wake up later on, rather than deceased," 说 Johnston, marveling at his job. He then attached several wires to Dr. Damion, one at his head, two on each flipper, and...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me. :3
added by mixmaster15
Source: Hannah(Me) and Richard (Idea)
added by SRMTHFG
Source: Me And Mya
posted by 67Dodge
"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can 你 believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, 或者 just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope 你 realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The...
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posted by 67Dodge
"I would like to have a word with his excellency, Emperor Richard Walter!" Hannah shouted to the gatehouse.

No response, nor sign of life answered her request. 

Hannah got an idea. 

"I'm carrying twenty boxes of cheese pizza!"

Not two 分钟 afterwards, the wood and steel gate cracked open, the hinges creaking loudly with age and continuous use. A small female 企鹅 wobbled into the scene. She wagged her tail feathers happily and smiled. 

"Hai Han-nah!" she shouted joyfully. 

Hannah gave her a quick glance. 

"Kitten?" Hannah asked, returning a welcoming smile. 

"Uh huh, poppa let me for pizza!"...
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posted by 67Dodge
The masked medics onsite began to unwrap the bandages on the female 企鹅 Hannah found earlier, and layered them with cleaner ones. 

"She'll be fine, just give us a few weeks to let the stitches 密封 up, alright?" asked one of the anonymous doctors. 

"Alright," Hannah breathed a sigh of relief. 

"They're- Done?" the patient asked. 

"Yes Vic, and thank god, 你 迷失 so much blo-" Hannah was cut off 由 a scream from Vic. 

"DON'T SAY WHAT I LOST~! It-It'll only call him back...!!" Vic whimpered, squeezing Hannah's flipper. 

"Shhh... There there, the pain is gone, and he can't touch 你 now,...
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posted by 67Dodge
Hannah swiftly followed the path Kowalski took, recognizing every building, scanning over each 街, 街道 sign and number, still in the correct direction. She stopped short of a crosswalk, catching her breath and wiping her forehead. 

"Good god, if I can't get to Private, oh my god... I can't 熊 seeing him in.. So much pain.." Hannah's maternal instinct spiked within her heart, as it blasted to the speed of sound, giving her a renewed strength. 

Hannah raced past bystanders, not giving a care in the world about how rude it was, since her 最佳, 返回页首 priority at the moment is finding her de-facto son...
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posted by 67Dodge
A calm breeze erupted from a single air vent in the room, bringing a cool flow of air in a relatively hot 日 in Fort Grumley, aside from the occasional tick of a perpetually 《冰雪奇缘》 clock, the only sounds made were the light discussions of Hannah, as she began to tend to a distressed Kowalski about his experience.  

"I see he tortured you, but 你 说 on the last day, he was "nice" to you?" asked Hannah, dabbing disinfectant wipes on Kowalski's scrapes and cuts. 

"As in, he really had no intention of hurting me, if anything, he seemed pretty lonely the whole time. I assume from how he behaves...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
 Steve and the gang battle Voltaire
Steve and the gang battle Voltaire
Voltaire draws chainsaw even closer to Steve
Voltaire: This is too easy! No one can stop me now!
Cat's voice: Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr....!!!!
Sherlock: What the heck was that?
Cat continues while running on stage furiously
Steve: Cat?
Cat continues and breaks through cage
Voltaire: What the?
Cat: ...aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! (Tackles and hits Voltaire while riding on him)
Voltaire: Ow! (Drops chainsaw. Chainsaw turns off) Ouch! Ouch! 嘿 get off me!
Cat: Don't touch my boyfriend! (Punches him and gets off)
Voltaire falls and his arms get pulled back 由 Cat
Voltaire: Yeow! Let go of me!
Cat: First give me the key...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
 Sherlock examines blue hair left 由 the thief that kidnapped baby Junior
Sherlock examines blue hair left by the thief that kidnapped baby Junior
Steve (Enters): Ah, what a beautiful 日 in the neighborhood! The pinball tournament is tonight and all my 老友记 are gonna watch me play!
Mr and Mrs. Travis (enter): Junior! Junior! Where are you! Please come back!!! (Mrs Travis cries)
Steve: Hello Mr. and Mrs. Travis! (Gasp) Why Mrs Travis, what's the matter?
Mrs Travis (crying): Our baby Junior is GONE!!!
Steve: What?! What happened to him?
Mr. Travis: He's been kidnapped! We went to wake him up this morning and he wasn't in his crib.
Mrs Travis (crying): Instead we found this! (Shows baby dummy)
Steve: Oh my gosh! That is strange.
Mrs Travis (crying):...
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posted by 67Dodge
"Ah, hello Dewey, nice to see ya for the first time, 你 don't look too bad yourself," 说 The Kid with a muse.

"Oh, I'm aware of who 你 are, you're that crime lord that's been making my boys look bad!" he shouted angrily. 

"That was me? Look bad at what? 你 can't prove jack shit fat boy, and who are ya gonna tell, the cops?" asked the Kid with a light chuckle. 

King Dewey's face then turned from one of rage, to a smirk. 

"Nope, I know the cops aren't my guys, but I know one thing for sure, Kid, if that's even your name," 说 King Dewey. 

"Oh yeah, what?" asked the Kid with a wide grin. ...
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posted by Skiparah
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It was a dark and chilly night. The rain and wind was freezing and forced it's way into a man's soul if he wasn't careful. 你 would imagine that only a 企鹅 could stand freezing temperatures. Yeah, Skipper thought so too. After five 分钟 outside he was shivering visibly and his beak was chattering. He tried to
pretend it was nothing and walk it off, but every time he moved it felt like walking with a layer of ice encasing you. Finally he stopped behind a brick 墙 that stood blocking most of the harsh wind and rain and slumped back against it. Something hard and cold hit...
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posted by Random-Partier
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt...
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'Why do I feel like this?' wondered Skipper as he lay awake in his stone cold bunk, ' I've been 老友记 with marlene for almost 3 years and I've never felt like this, so why now? DONG! DONG! DONG! "Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed Sky as she fell out of her bunk and covered her ear-holes. "What the heck is that?!?
"That's the zoo bell, Sky! Don't worry, I nevah really liked that 钟, 贝尔 eithah..." informed Private whilst he put a reassuring flipper around Sky. Skipper got out of his bunk and got some coffee whilst watching...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
(Little note: Some things in this chapter will be a teeny tiny bit different to the RP. :P)

As the group sat on the ground, desperately trying to think of ways to save Emma, Kait slipped away, then came back with a armful (or flipperful) of leaves.

"What are 你 doing lass?" Ashley asked curiously.

"I'm putting these on her cuts, it should stop any 更多 blood loss." Kait explained. She passed a handful of them to Dylan, asking him to help, then began laying some around the wounds. She tied a few around Emma's flippers, and sat back down.

"I hope she'll be a bit better now." Ashley said, patting...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
As they rushed off to their first class, (Art) Scarlette couldn't help but feel a little down that Joel wouldn't be there, since he was still in hospital. The doctor had told her that he should be out 由 tomorrow, and she hoped that would be true, he was one of her best friends. As the two penguins opened the door cautiously, and the art teacher gave them a confused look. Erin explained what happened to him, and sat down in her usual seat, 下一个 to a small hole in the cave, which was classed as a window. She stared outside, her head in the clouds. She really wanted to find out why that oil substance...
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The 小时 afterwards, I went off with these penguins to see the zoo in it's entirety. Skipper the Skipper (Woah, ego trip there. O.e) advised that we start at the main gate to get this tour through. So instead of heading there on foot, they led me towards the inside of their Habitat. Climbing down, I saw that their 首页 life was pretty simple and rugged: Ugh, barbaric dwellings, my foot 粪便, 凳子 has better style than anything in here. All I saw inside was solid concrete, and only one window that only gave 你 an underwater view, it would be nice, if it had 鱼 SWIMMING IN IT!!! Then again, this...
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"I've done it!!" Kowalski burst out of his lab holding a ray-gun looking thing. Lexii, Emma, Dylan, Jhordan, and the rest of the penguins looked up from their card game.
Skipper sighed and laid his cards down on the table. "What have 你 done now, Kowalski?" he said, annoyed. Rico switched his cards with Skipper's.
"I get the feeling you're mocking me. " Kowalski 说 irritated.
Skipper smirked.
"Anyway, I have created.. the Inanimatron! " He 说 proudly, holding his invention up into the air.
"What's it do? " Dylan asked, looking interested.
"Glad 你 asked!" Kowalski smirked. "You see,...
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