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"You have not seen zhe last of Hans zhe Puffin!" the young Hans called out to Captain Blowhole, who just shrugged him off.

"No?<" called Skipper's voice" But then, how are we gonna do this, then?" and he appeared with a mackarel.
" there's only a short ammount of time left before the guards find out i escaped!"
"Let us dance, my frienemy, let us dance..." 说 Hans, and the fishfight began

We watched in scilence from the 最佳, 返回页首 of a building as they went at each other. Right, left right left right left up down swish slap! it was almost scary! Those two were the best of 老友记 not twenty 分钟 ago, and now, all because of Captain Blowhole, they were sworn enemies ( sorry FRIENEMEYS)
The wold would be much better off if the Blowhole's were gone for good. Just look at what his son did...er will do! But i dare not do anything. i don't want to change the past too much. the others were probably thinking the same thing. who knows what'd happen if we changed things in 1995? I wasn't born yet (1998), my parents were still planning their wedding ( Oct. 28th 1995). the entire future could be changed! Luckily, before we could do anything more, we appeared back in good old August 11th 2012.
We were shocked to see Hans himself walking up to us.
"oh, hello Skipper," he 说 adressing Tom McGrath, "I know i am the last bird 你 would want to see now, but i wanted to apologize for my rudeness earlire when i gave 你 the tape with my life';s story on it. I trust 你 came back safely?"
he was about to answer when hans spotted us ' oh! Hello, i don't believe ve've met yet! Mein nam ist Hans"
I looked at him strangely ' how could 你 say that! We met on my cousin's birthday!'
"vhen vas zhat?"
"July 26th. 你 trried to help Blowhole take over the world again!"
"i have un alibi! i vas vith my mother in zhe Northshore Animal Hospital for a good four hours! Check zhe secutiry footage!"
"Then who was with 你 guys?" asked CC
"It must've been his robot clone. Skipper had heard he escaped." 说 Kristen

Just then John Di Maggio waddled up to us, still disguised as Napoleon still disguised as Hans ( long story).
"You!": 说 Hans ' I haven't seen 你 since Denmark vhen 你 freaked us out! Vhy do 你 look like me?"
"uh...uh I..."
"Vait un minute! Vhen vhe saw 你 I assumed 你 were a future me, but here I am, in 2012, NOT dressed as Napoleon Bonaparte, und NOT In Copenhagen with the rest of you!"
"Uhhh.... 你 didn't see Anything!" 说 Tom as we left a confused Hans standing alone. we sped off to the HQ and took a long deserved rest.
THE END ( FOR NOW! MAWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!)
The Titanclad warship, it is very simply said. First 你 may ask, what is a Titanclad warship? Well, to sum it all up, it's the most unsinkable, indestructable superweapon of the high seas. Generally, these ships are small, at least less than the size of a football field, pretty small for a "Powerful warship" right? We'll get to why it's small in a minute, but for now, let's just browse through the 4 types of Titanclad warship.

Class 4500B gauge hull slicer: These Titanclads are the most common, and make up 65% of the Antarctic 企鹅 Navy fleet, they are the small ones and are so for several...
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Here's the link for chapter 1: link
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Two years later…

Skipper opened his eyes. It was early in the morning and his teammates were still asleep. He sat on the edge of his bunk and looked at the clock. 5 am. He quietly got out of his bunk and decided not to wake the others up yet. He took his coffee mug and climbed up a ladder. The new 日 greeted him with bright sunbeams of the rising sun, fresh morning breeze and sough of a pond in Central Park.

Seemed to be a 下一个 normal day… but it wasn’t so ordinary.

It was 日 of the Fallen. The 日 created 由 military...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
As the penguins sat in their new seats, the teacher, Mr Kaz began to write complex sums on the blackboard, raising his eyes brows at the giggling penguins. In this class there was 10 students (as there were in their other classes), 7 of them being the sisters. The other three were a boy called Joshua, who was Cassie and Lexi's friend, a girl called Megan, who was Becky and Lily's friend, and a girl called Violet, who was Scarlette and Erin's friend.

"Ok, settle down and lets get some work done." Mr Kaz instructed, his voice booming over the noise of the talking children, who then instantly...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
As they approached the outside of the shop, they heard a lot of commotion coming from inside. The walked in, and saw all of the 动物 arguing with eachother, yelling, and even some of them were throwing some of the 商店 gifts at eachother. Skipper rolled his eyes at the sight, and Rico threw up a mini blackboard, which Skipper ran his beak down, making an awful squealing noise. All of the 动物 stopped and covered their ears.

"Now, there's no point in arguing with eachother, it's not going to help find the truth." Skipper began, putting his flippers behind his back. "We need everyone questioned...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma crawled out of bed, feeling a bit confused. She glanced at the clock, which read, 11:30am. She shuffled over to the team.

"Morning." She yawned, forcing a smile.

"Morning, sis." Skipper said, smiling at her. Rico called out a barely understandable morning.

"Morning Em." Kowalski greeted cheerfully.

"Morning Emma." Private greeted, smiling at her. "Hey are 你 alright, 你 don't seem like yourself." He asked worriedly.

"I'm ok Private." Emma replied, smiling at his shyly. "I just didn't get much sleep last night." She explained. Though this was true she didn't want to say why.

"Hmm, ok." Private...
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Venus's Conversation:



User: 你 are Skipper.
Cleverbot: I think 你 are a bot.
User: 你 are Kowalski.
Cleverbot: Alright, 你 got me.
User: Bye Rico.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Yes Private.
Cleverbot: 你 are so sweet.
User: Alright whatever King Julien!
Cleverbot: 你 told me to cry.
User: Bye Maurice!
Cleverbot: (Facepalm)
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Mya's Conversation:

User: Hello. My name is Mya. Yours?
Cleverbot: Your name is Jo?
User: No. My name is Mya.
Cleverbot: Guess my name.
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what the hell is it?
Cleverbot: Guess....
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posted by kowalskirocks14
Truth in lies 6
"amber? How- what- what did 你 hear?" kowalski sputtered. Embarrassed to have made a whole speech about her.
"shut up and-" amber started to say.
"oh, dear god. Don't say 'kiss me'" kowalski said.
"no, I was gonna say help us." amber said.
"right."
Kowalski lowered all four cages to the ground, and let everyone out.
"skippa? What's that?" private asked. Pointing at a large clock, counting down on a computer screen, ten feet off the ground.
"it looks like a middle launch. Ah, classic spy movies, how I miss you." amber said.
"an your not concerned its down to 48 seconds?" everyone started...
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"So at any second, this thing can come back to life?" asked Skipper. "OH MY!!" screamed Private, fainting again. "Not entirely, the cells are alive and well, and from what I see, it was trying to imitate 费雷德 and Mort," 说 Kowalski. "How? And why?" asked Skipper. "That's how it metabolizes: It takes over another animal's body, copies all the physical characteristics of that animal, as well as memories and skills of it, then tries to spread it, 由 touch, onto another organism," 说 Kowalski. "So in English, that's how this thing chows down?" asked Skipper. "Yes," 说 Kowalski. "Why was it...
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Author's note: Well, here comes one of the goriest, most violent, most paranoid induced fanfic, I've ever written. Hopefully 你 will come to like the incoming suspense and enjoy the feel of the masterpiece from John Carpenter as it features our 最喜爱的 penguins, and some of the zoo animals. :D Enjoy.

Prologue:

The faint, spindly, spaceship was slowly veering into orbit, it's propulsion drive careening off to the side, then whooshing into the Earth until being completely swallowed up 由 the atmosphere, little known to most, the ship was heading towards the New England region of the United...
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posted by 67Dodge
The room remained still and silent for several moments, until Damion spoke again. 

"Harsh and unnecessary, I know... But when one is facing cold accusation and being 给 a fierce interview, they would do the same... Albeit in a 更多 mild form..." Damion sighed. "I still look back at that and want to acknowledge that I did something stupid.. But I won't, it was the most rational thing I could think of doing, and it still seems like I could have reacted differently, but being trapped in a corner leaves 你 no choice..." 

"Damion..." Hannah looked at him with disapproval. 

"My mate, 你 don't...
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added by Jasmine-POM
Source: Me
added by Jhoman12
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Me!
Villian: ... So beware, Lucile.
Lucile looks frightened.
Skipper: Ah, don't worry. These threats are never real.
Lucile: Oh, well, let's just see the handwriting. Maybe we can
figure out who wrote this message.
Kowalski: We can't. It's typed, see.

With Gallis:

Gallis: I'll never give in! The team will find me! We have two intelligent penguins, an unstoppable leader and Lucile will always 爱情 me! And I will not miss the birth of my child!
Gallis:Wow, that sounded awkward.
Luca: Shut up, already! You're giving me a headache!
Gallis: Good! Is this loud enough for ya!?
Luca: We'll see who laughs when...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The 下一个 day, Cassie woke up groggily, to the sound of a small ringing noise.

"Ugh, what is that..?" She groaned. Erin was up like a shot, looking cheery and refreshed.

"I think it's your phone sis." She replied, walking out of the room, and into the bathroom. Cassie's eyes lit up, and she grabbed it and pressed the receive button.

"Hello?" She said, almost bursting with anticipation.

"Hey Cass." Someone 说 and she instantly recognised the voice.

"Hey Joshua! Have 你 found a way to get us back yet?" She asked excitedly.

"No, but me, Daisy, Megan, Stephan, Kai, Joel and 紫色, 紫罗兰色 are all coming...
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"Okay, that's..." the cashier paused, typing on the cash register. "Fifty-two dollars. Cash 或者 credit?"
I dug into my purse. "Credit."
I paid, slung my shopping bag over my shoulder, and headed for the door.
I heard a clink behind me. I glanced over my shoulder, thinking something might have fallen out of my purse.
Someone bumped into me. I staggered backwards, waving my arms around, and found myself on my bottom in front of every customer and staff member in 食物 Lion.
"You okay?" someone asked.
At first I couldn't understand them. They had a thick accent. A German one, maybe Danish.
"You okay?"...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Ashley opened his eyes, on what he thought might be the 下一个 day. He tried to look for the villainous scum, (or big meanie as Ashley called him) who tortured him yesterday. The room was a bit lighter today, and realised he was in a massive room, the walls covered with millions of weapons ranging from big to small. There were poison vials, machine guns, grenades, and even an old fashioned 大炮, 加农炮 in one corner. Ashley gulped, and his breathing quickened. The lights suddenly went out and his stomach lurched as he heard a horribly evil laugh coming from somewhere in front of him. The laugh echoed...
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posted by _Lexii23_
   "Dylan!! Wake up!!!" a voice shouted. Dylan groaned, turned over and pulled his cape over his head. He was slowly starting to fall back to sleep when someone shook him awake. "Dylan!!!" the voice 说 again. He opened one eye to find Lexii standing over him. He yawed and slowly sat up. "Good morning to 你 too." he 说 sleepily. Lexii jumped up and down and pulled at his cape. "Get up get up get up!!! The kettle 玉米 guy is coming!!!" she 说 excitedly. 
   Dylan jumped up, now fully awake. "Kettle corn?!?!" he 说 smiling. "Where??" 
    "I just saw him over 由 the pond about ten...
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posted by CuteCuddly
Chapter 2: Marlene Finds Out.
Marlene padded along the path she always took to the penguins’ habitat. As she neared it, she felt a change in the atmosphere. She quickened her pace, feeling something was wrong.
Jumping down the fish-bowl door, she scanned the HQ for the penguins. The only ones she saw were Rico and Skipper. They were each holding two round balls.
“What’s going on?” she asked. “Where are Kowalski and Private? What are those?”
“Do 你 always have to ask so many questions?” Skipper demanded. Marlene crossed her arms. Skipper sighed.
“These are eggs, they were transferred...
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