粉丝 of PoM Article: Tha 鼠, 大鼠 King's conversation with Cleverbot ( this is actually copypasted from my talk W/ cleverbot)

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Tha 鼠, 大鼠 King's conversation with Cleverbot ( this is actually copypasted from my talk W/ cleverbot)

posted by TheRatKing1

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R:Rat King, here.
R:Hello?
C:Hey.
R:Finally! an answer!
C:Answer what.
R:You answered.
C:What do 你 think about the study of neuroscience?
R:What? I'm not the dude to be asking! Talk to that brainy flightless bird!
C:Ohh. 你 must really like her.
R:The brainy one's a dude, like me! Even if he wasn't i wouldn't like him!
C:Do 你 want to talk about your frustration?
R;No!
C:Are 你 a robot?
R:No! I'm a muscular sewer 鼠, 大鼠 that'll 冲床 your face in if 你 dion't shut up!
C:How do 你 know 你 are not human
R:I"m a rat! not a human!
C:Have 你 heard of INQ?
R:What?!
C:Whaa!
R'Huh?
C:Mivan?
R:Who?
C:You.
R:No! I'm The 鼠, 大鼠 King!
C:Then I Am God.
R:No 你 aren't!
C:Yes I am!
R:Good! Then get ready to get your face pounded!
C:I'm actually on a 秒 story but I suppose leaving the house is always an option.
R:Tossing 你 off a roof won't have the same effect! i wanna 冲床 something!
C:What is your name?
R:The 鼠, 大鼠 King!
C:Strong with the Force, this one is.
R:Yes i am! Get ready to get punched! *Punches computer. Computer breaks into tiny peices*.
THE END.

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Operation: Maelstrom Part Zwei

posted by KaylaFoxeh

The storm outside had grown worse. The five had finished looking over Operation: Maelstrom when Skipper came across a 照片 of Rico and Sindaj kissing. "and what do we have here how sweet" he said. Sindaj blushed and looked at Rico. He was preoccupied. Skipper danced in a 圈, 圈子 around Sindaj, holding the picture. She was getting mad. "Sindaj loves Rico-o-o Sindaj lo --" Skipper suddenly hit the deck on his knees, groaning and covering the area between his legs. Sindaj had kicked him. "Not necessary" and she walked away. Kowalski chuckled at Skipper. "Not... ugh... funny, Kowalski" he gasped...

Zoo Apocalypse - Chapter 5 (ending)

posted by Rico4ever16

“Kowalski!” screamed Loren as she looked away from the sight of the zombie. Because that’s all he was right now. He wasn’t Kowalski. Kowalski wasn’t disfigured and gory. He wasn’t that at all. But somehow, as a zombie, Kowalski could control himself. Mostly because of the injection he gave himself right after to try to cure it. He fought off Marlene. “Today this ends, I’ll face myself, to 交叉, 十字架 out what I’ve done!” Yelled Kowalski as he began to fight off the other zombies. Everyone looked away. It was too hard to watch their once friend sacrifice himself.

Five days later…...

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The 翠, 翡翠 Grenade (Prologue)

posted by Gumball17

A/N: Yes, this is just the prologue, but chapter 1 is coming soon. And if 你 wanna be in it, just let me know in a comment. Well, hope 你 like it! :D :A/N
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"Aw, yeah! Now THIS is the life!", Dylan thought. "Moving 下一个 to that rich guy was the smatest thing I've ever done!" Going through his trash, he found quite a buffet. "Caviar, filet mingion, steamed lobster. This guy eats well!" Filling up his garbage-can-lid plate, he plopped down on a trash-bag chair, only to feel a sharp pain. "Ouch! I must have sat on a broken wine bottle 或者 something." But...

chapter 2 of meeting the team: where the heck are we?

posted by reidswifes234

chapter 2: where the heck are we?

it was about 3:00 in the morning when the girls finally awoke "ah what happened? Rica stated
"apperantly we got shot with tranquilizer darts and the humans found and captured us" kowalska replied answering Rica question. " never asked 你 jean" Rica smartly replied back and using the nickname that the female lutenent most hated to boot. "don't call me that 你 know i hate that nickname!" kowalska yelled. WELL I'M SORRY BUT THATS YOUR FREACKING NAME ISN'T IT 或者 HOW ABOUT I CALL 你 A MOTHER HEN CAUSE THATS EXCATLY WHAT 你 ARE!" Rica screamed. Rica and kowalska...

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The Blue 翠, 翡翠 Chapter 36: Saucer of Loneliness.

posted by 67Dodge

"Sir?" asked Johnston. Dr. Damion was not listening, he was simply tapping the on the dashboard of his saucer, and he didn't look happy, not angry 或者 enraged, but rather, sad. "Sir?" asked Johnston again. "What is it Johnston?"'asked Dr. Damion, closing his eyes in exhaustion. "Well, 你 don't look very happy sir, is there anything wrong?" asked Johnston. "Only that we've STILL yet to catch the rebels, and something in my distant past is trying to come back and haunt me, 你 don't need to know what I am talking about exactly though," 说 Dr. Damion sadly. "Need to sleep it off sir?" asked...

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Return of the Loveulazer: Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

The 下一个 day, Kowalski grabbed his loveulazer and loaded it into the car, then he turned around and saw Lilly standing right infront of him. "GAH!" He yelled, staggering back and falling into the car. Lilly rolled her eyes a bit and peeked in.
"So, where are 你 headed off to so early in the morning mister?" Asked Lilly, leaning against the side of the car. Kowalski hastily sat up and jumped to the front seat. "N-Nowhere. Just taking my loveulazer on a little Sunday drive..hehe." he replied, starting the car. Lilly moved to the driver's side and peered in. "Sunday drive? Kowalski, it's Friday."...

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The Blue 翠, 翡翠 Chapter 16: Leaving The Island

posted by 67Dodge

"First of all, we need to find a way off this island, and Private's got one way, now look and listen carefully soldiers. Go ahead and tell them your plan Private," 说 Skipper. Private then stood up. "Alright then, my plan of escape is to build a large 船, 小船 of leaves and branches, and it was a very good plan, agreeing to all of our standards, so, we all built the 船, 小船 last night, floats excellently in water, perfectly sea-worthy, now let's go on board," 说 Private. The group then looked at the large leafy boat, then got into it, settling themselves down and casting out several oars. It wasn't...

Jenica Whitner's 个人资料

posted by 1Amberpet

Name: Jenica Alica Whitner

Birthday: 3/19/1988

Species: Unknown

Afflations: Chad, Kiriah

Favorite Color: Hot 粉, 粉色

Gender: Female

Age: 37

Home: Unknown

Hobby: drawing, fighting, singing, acting, jumping rope, running, writing, and hunting.

Brother and sister: None

Mom and dad: Unkown

Jenica is Kiriah's cousin. Nobody ever knew who she was 或者 where she came from but Kiriah treated her as a mother most of her life. Jenica was about 27 when she started taking care of the Whitner Trio, but soon over the years aged into a great, tremendous, fearless mother/leader. It was hard letting the tripletes go...

Alison Whitner's 个人资料

posted by 1Amberpet

Name: Alison yellow Whitner

Birthday: 7/7/1997

Species: Artic 獭, 水獭

Afflations: Mya, Yamcha, Kiriah, Chad, Julie, Brian, Tiggie, Zula, Choatsu, Araisel, Alex, and Princess. (She hasn't met 爆米花 yet)

Favorite Color: A neon yellow
Gender: Female

Age: 10

Home: Antartica

Hobby: drawing, fighting, singing, acting, jumping rope, running, writing, and hunting. (So same as sister)

Brother and sister: Chad and Kiriah

Mom and dad: Julie and Brian/Julie's husband.

Little Biogrophy: Ally grew up in captivity, this time not realy a good surrounding but a surounding thats harsh and 心 breaking how they...

Kirah Whitner's 个人资料

posted by 1Amberpet

Name: Kiriah Blue Whitner

Birthday: 7/7/1997

Species: Artic Otter

Afflations: Mya, Yamcha, Ally, Chad, Julie, Brian, Tiggie, Zula, Choatsu, Araisel, Alex, and Princess. (She hasn't met 爆米花 yet)

Favorite Color: A Neon Blue, maybe aqua.

Gender: Female

Age: 10

Home: Antartica

Hobby: drawing, fighting, singing, acting, jumping rope, running, writing, and hunting.

Brother and sister: Chad and Ally

Mom and dad: Julie and Brian/Julie's husband.

Little Biogrophy: Kiriah grew up in captivity, this time not realy a good surrounding but a surounding thats harsh and 心 breaking how they treat otters and other...

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The Blue 翠, 翡翠 Chapter 12: 火, 消防 Torpedo.

posted by 67Dodge

"Passage has been undoubtedly successful Dr. Damion, what's your 下一个 course of action?" asked Daniel. "Stay on target, then coordinate the launch," 说 Dr. Damion, looking at the hull of Hannah's ship, then grinning with his eyes glowing red with excitement. "Delightful to realize your enemy is going to be sunk?" asked Johnston. "Shut up Johnston," 说 Dr. Damion, as if amused to say so, then continued looking at the hull. Johnston frowned slightly and then looked at Daniel with such malice, he was so jealous of him. Daniel seemed to be Dr. Damion's new assistant, while Johnston was becoming...

trap in a 任天堂 3ds

posted by light12345

It was a normal 日 for me,so I strated to watch the television. There was a news 报道 that someone was taking 任天堂 3ds boxes from around the country and who ever has one must lock it up. I was shocked to realize that i have one. So I locked it in a small 安全 and hide it under my bed.
I heard a knock at the door, I quickly stood and anwser it. There was a strange person with a brown hat and coat. He 说 "Give me your 3ds 或者 my army of losters will attack you". So I hit him with a frying pan... I then realized who that men was,it was dr. blowhole!!!
I slamed the door right in front...

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Operation:Ship Stowaway: Survival of the Fittest

posted by Colonelpenguin

It has been a slow week for the zoo. Hannah was in the Lab with Kowalski. When, Suddenly a ruckus come on 最佳, 返回页首 of the deck. "Rico, WTF are 你 doing?" The fearsome leader said. "Kaboom?" Rico 说 with a sorry look.Just then, I popped out "Aughh I have a major headache a Private's watching the Freaking Lunacorns show," I 说 in disgrace. "Kaitlyn, 你 need to watch your language.. Just because I use it doesn't mean 你 can say it I'm the commanding officer I can do anything," Skipper warned angrily. I though to myself "Skipper is Hypocritical," so I walked off to see if Hannah and Kowalski...

Facts about 码头, 玛丽娜 the otter;)

posted by Skilene234

1.has hazel fur,an white hibiskus on the right ear,ordinairy brown hair,emerald green eyes,white eyeshadow,blue moon 项链 and white 毛皮 on chest and cheeks

2.she's an asian 獭, 水獭

3.she lived in the 伦敦 zoo but was transferred to the central park zoo,she has a cousin which name is Ellen.(but her cousin is still in london)

4.she spend the most time of her freetime with marlene the two are really good friends^^(of course she wants to be 老友记 with the other oc's too^^)

5.as she meets the 企鹅 agents she first thinks they are creepy but as 码头, 玛丽娜 realized what they are exactly doing she...

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Rejoice For The Black 星, 星级 Chapter 43: Epilouge: Into the Inferno

posted by 67Dodge

"Your name sir?" asked the fat man on the podium, biting into a burnt doughnut. "Doctor Ignatious Damion Keller," 说 Dr. Damion. The man the set down his doughnut, blowing into his cigarette, then thumbed the pages of a book. "Oh let's see here, murder, mass genocide, abuse, gluttony, Ohhhh... You've been a very bad boy!!" 说 the man. "Just get this through already fatass," 说 Dr. Damion. "Follow the trail of Hitler, then go left from where the river of Brimstone is," 说 the man. "I wish to meet him," 说 Damion. "The master meets no one," 说 the man. Dr. Damion the grabbed the cigarette...

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Rejoice For The Black 星, 星级 Chapter 36: A Trap.

posted by 67Dodge

Hannah was walking down the tunnel she took, looking around for any traps 或者 snares that would try to capture her. The tunnel was very dark, only the occasional wicker of three candles every twenty feet, lit up the corridors of the tunnel. Hannah then stopped, a dead end. She knew this tunnel was no longer worth exploring, so she followed her yarn trail back, after fifteen feet, she pulled up the yarn to see that it has been cut, and she for got from where she entered the tunnel. Panicking, Hannah ran around, looking for a way out, but she gave up after a few minutes. Maybe the group will come...

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Blackbird and the 樱桃树

posted by BirdG

Blackbird and the 樱桃 Tree

Captured

„Blowhole!“ Skipper growled.
„Yes, me“ the 海豚 responded. „Surprised to meet me here, Skipper?“
„Well, actually not. Since we got this message from 你 that you’re hiding around this wasteland and we came here 由 air at once, I can’t say I’m surprised to see 你 here, no.”
“Oh” Blowhole made. There was a moment of silence.
The four penguins stood in the middle of metallic garbage and rusty cars, eye in eye with their nemesis Dr. Blowhole. They had been surrounded 由 about fifty 龙虾 warriors and the evil 海豚 had just shown...

From Rags to Riches: Chapter 3

posted by RoseThePenguin

Chapter 3

   I was sitting down in front of a room. Luke had gone in with another, older penguin. I was recollecting the short scene that unraveled before Luke left to talk with the older penguin.

   "Oof." I grunted as I rubbed my head. I landedon something soft. It turned out to be a mattress. I looked around and saw some different looking penguins helping me and Luke up. Once they set me down, I started to dust myself off. I felt myself being poked and stared down at. The other penguins were staring at me curiously.

   "Who's she?" one of them asked Luke.

   "A friend." Luke answered...

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Rejoice For The Black 星, 星级 Chapter 26: When The Saints Take Over.

posted by 67Dodge

"There's that issue again," 说 Kowalski, sighing sadly. "What's wrong with the 轰炸机 now?" asked Hannah. "Well, we need a stabilizer in order for this craft to not spin out of control, but a tail is too flimsy for this design, and all the stabilizers that exist in the known world are out of proportion to fit perfectly," 说 Kowalski. "Oh Kowalski, there really is no issue with that, just let the men work on every other detail while 你 find out what size of stabilizer 你 need to use," 说 Hannah. "I know, but I am torn, a Class 4500VC stabilizing system 或者 a Class 4500AG, one would stabilize...

The Spy: chapter one: Anaia's 'death'

posted by shadowcharmer

As Bloodmoon flew into the 企鹅 HQ he realized something-Anaia wasn't there. He decided to wait for her. A 分钟 later, he saw Anaia climbing down the ladder into the HQ. "I've been waiting for you." Bloodmoon said. "Sorry i'm late. Blowhole needed something." Anaia replied. then they heard something-the penguins were entering the HQ. "Quick! Hide!" Anaia hissed. Bloodmoon did as he was told and hid. "Anaia, what's with the candles?" Skipper asked. "er- it smelled like 鱼 in here, so i put those candles here to get rid of the smell." Anaia replied. "But why is there a pile of 鹘, 猎鹰 feathers...