Alright, before I get to the story, I just want to point out that Rebekah is my OC, and Red belongs to a friend of mine at DeviantART. Also, don't take this story too seriously. It was just something I wrote when I had nothing else to do, adding crazy and 随意 things here and there (like the purple ooze). And about the 香蕉 thing, that's from a roleplay I had at dA, just so 你 know. ^^ Enjoy this....... really dumb oneshotish thing. *slinks away*
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"HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!" Rebekah screamed into the video camera, smiling widely. She had large blue eyes, and a light blue bow resting on her head. "My name is Rebekah, and this is Red!" She pulled a shorter 企鹅 into the view of the camera. He had a mohawk tipped with red, and sunglasses resting on his forehead.
"Hi," Red grinned. "I'm not sure why Rebekah's video taping us, but-"
"Because it's FUN!" Rebekah interrupted loudly. "Now I'm gonna go get the others. You, er, entertain the people who are watching." The she ran off, leaving Red alone.
"Um, okay..." Red fidgetted with his flippers, smiling nervously into the lens. "Nice weather we're having, huh?"
Rebekah ran in back in just 秒 after she left, dragging Kowalski and Private behind her. Skipper and Rico came in shortly, the leader wearing a scowl.
"So what are we supposed to be doing?" Skipper asked, annoyance edging his voice.
"Entertaining the Internet!" Rebekah shouted, eyes narrowed. "So be entertaining!"
".........." Everyone stared at her, causing her glare to darken.
"Fine! I'LL entertain the Internet!" Rebekah grinned evily, pulling a skillet from behind her back. She chased Skipper around the room, laughing maniacally the entire time. Skipper screamed like a girl, running as fast as his short legs could carry him.
"Oh dear," Private squeaked, jumping out of Skipper's way as he ran by. "Rebekah, that's not very nice."
"I agree with Private," Red said.
"Kaboom, KABOOM!" Rico cried gleefully, giggling madly. He joined in the chase, holding two lit sticks of dynamite.
"BANANA!" Mort cried, appearing out of nowhere and holding a giant green 香蕉 from Denmark. "BANANAAAA!" He also started chasing Skipper.
"OH COME ON!" Skipper yelled, tripping over a 扫帚 that was laying on the ground. Rebekah soon tripped over the same broom, landing on 最佳, 返回页首 of Skipper. Same goes for Rico and Mort, although Mort, instead of landing on Skipper, went flying into the wall. The 墙 cracked from the impact.
"Ouchies!" Mort cried.
"K'walski, options!" Private mumbled to the scientist.
"Hmm, we could always RUN FOR OUR LIVES!" The last few words he spoke came out as a scream. The tall 企鹅 ran to the open door, screaming the entire time. The door mysteriously slammed shut before he could reach it, and he ended up crashing into it face first. "Ow," he slurred, collapsing.
"Are 你 okay?" Red and Private asked at the same time.
"Never better," Kowalski managed to choke out.
"It is time for me to be shaking my booty!" Julien cried, popping out from behind the camera.
"Wha- when did 你 get here?" Red asked.
"I have been being here for a long time!" Suddenly, 音乐 blasted from an unknown source, nearly making everyone in the room (with the excepting of Julien) deaf. Skipper yelled something from under Rebekah, but it went unheard. "Now everybody dance!" Julien grabbed Rebekah and started twirling around the room with her. She screamed something uninteligable and tackled him to the ground, punching him.
"Ow! 你 are hurting the royal face!" Julien cried, voice barely louder than the music.
"Skipper, can I kill him? Please?" Rebekah asked the flat-headed penguin, shouting to be heard over the loud noise.
"Be my guest," Skipper shouted back, just now standing up.
Rebekah cackled and started hurting Julien in ways I don't want to describe. Skipper covered Private's eyes, leading him away from where Rebekah was beating up the self-proclaimed 狐猴 king. Red tried to pull her away, but only managed to get a black eye.
Although no one knew why, a purple liquid started oozing from the walls. Kowalski (who had recovered from running into the door) ran over to see what it was. He touched it, and it immediately made his flipper disintegrate. "MY FLIPPER!" he screamed, running around the room. His flipper suddenly grew back, although the scientist didn't realize this. He continued running around, yelling unintelligible things, until Rico tripped him, causing the scientist to fall on his face.
Suddenly, a bunch of Danes appeared out of thin air. Skipper screamed like a girl (again) and clutched Private, begging for him to hide him.
Red ran over to the camera, yelling, "Um, I guess this is the end of the video! Er, goodbye!" He then shut off the camera.
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"HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!" Rebekah screamed into the video camera, smiling widely. She had large blue eyes, and a light blue bow resting on her head. "My name is Rebekah, and this is Red!" She pulled a shorter 企鹅 into the view of the camera. He had a mohawk tipped with red, and sunglasses resting on his forehead.
"Hi," Red grinned. "I'm not sure why Rebekah's video taping us, but-"
"Because it's FUN!" Rebekah interrupted loudly. "Now I'm gonna go get the others. You, er, entertain the people who are watching." The she ran off, leaving Red alone.
"Um, okay..." Red fidgetted with his flippers, smiling nervously into the lens. "Nice weather we're having, huh?"
Rebekah ran in back in just 秒 after she left, dragging Kowalski and Private behind her. Skipper and Rico came in shortly, the leader wearing a scowl.
"So what are we supposed to be doing?" Skipper asked, annoyance edging his voice.
"Entertaining the Internet!" Rebekah shouted, eyes narrowed. "So be entertaining!"
".........." Everyone stared at her, causing her glare to darken.
"Fine! I'LL entertain the Internet!" Rebekah grinned evily, pulling a skillet from behind her back. She chased Skipper around the room, laughing maniacally the entire time. Skipper screamed like a girl, running as fast as his short legs could carry him.
"Oh dear," Private squeaked, jumping out of Skipper's way as he ran by. "Rebekah, that's not very nice."
"I agree with Private," Red said.
"Kaboom, KABOOM!" Rico cried gleefully, giggling madly. He joined in the chase, holding two lit sticks of dynamite.
"BANANA!" Mort cried, appearing out of nowhere and holding a giant green 香蕉 from Denmark. "BANANAAAA!" He also started chasing Skipper.
"OH COME ON!" Skipper yelled, tripping over a 扫帚 that was laying on the ground. Rebekah soon tripped over the same broom, landing on 最佳, 返回页首 of Skipper. Same goes for Rico and Mort, although Mort, instead of landing on Skipper, went flying into the wall. The 墙 cracked from the impact.
"Ouchies!" Mort cried.
"K'walski, options!" Private mumbled to the scientist.
"Hmm, we could always RUN FOR OUR LIVES!" The last few words he spoke came out as a scream. The tall 企鹅 ran to the open door, screaming the entire time. The door mysteriously slammed shut before he could reach it, and he ended up crashing into it face first. "Ow," he slurred, collapsing.
"Are 你 okay?" Red and Private asked at the same time.
"Never better," Kowalski managed to choke out.
"It is time for me to be shaking my booty!" Julien cried, popping out from behind the camera.
"Wha- when did 你 get here?" Red asked.
"I have been being here for a long time!" Suddenly, 音乐 blasted from an unknown source, nearly making everyone in the room (with the excepting of Julien) deaf. Skipper yelled something from under Rebekah, but it went unheard. "Now everybody dance!" Julien grabbed Rebekah and started twirling around the room with her. She screamed something uninteligable and tackled him to the ground, punching him.
"Ow! 你 are hurting the royal face!" Julien cried, voice barely louder than the music.
"Skipper, can I kill him? Please?" Rebekah asked the flat-headed penguin, shouting to be heard over the loud noise.
"Be my guest," Skipper shouted back, just now standing up.
Rebekah cackled and started hurting Julien in ways I don't want to describe. Skipper covered Private's eyes, leading him away from where Rebekah was beating up the self-proclaimed 狐猴 king. Red tried to pull her away, but only managed to get a black eye.
Although no one knew why, a purple liquid started oozing from the walls. Kowalski (who had recovered from running into the door) ran over to see what it was. He touched it, and it immediately made his flipper disintegrate. "MY FLIPPER!" he screamed, running around the room. His flipper suddenly grew back, although the scientist didn't realize this. He continued running around, yelling unintelligible things, until Rico tripped him, causing the scientist to fall on his face.
Suddenly, a bunch of Danes appeared out of thin air. Skipper screamed like a girl (again) and clutched Private, begging for him to hide him.
Red ran over to the camera, yelling, "Um, I guess this is the end of the video! Er, goodbye!" He then shut off the camera.
