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PART III (Private's POV)

As I woke up, I noticed that Kowalski, Rico and Hannah had already woke up and apparently went inside the Hq...Something was going on. Suprisingly, as I got up and was walking towards the hole, I felt a streak of happyness run through from my beak to my toes. It was amazing! I felt GREAT! I felt like I could do ANYTHING! But as I reached the Hq hole, about to pull it up to go inside,...I heard someone raise their voice.....The good streak left my body in the blink of an eye, and I rushingly opened the hole and jumped inside. Hannah, Lilly and Marlene were right beside each other facing Kowalski, Rico and Skipper and they were yelling at each other. "WHAT is going on here!?" I screamed. Everyone stopped and looked at me. "None other than the sexist conflict between Female and male." Kowalski said. "And it wouldn't have started if Marlene and Lilly didn't bring it up again this morning!" Skipper yelled firmly. "WE DID NOT!" Lilly and Marlene both 说 at the same time. "Girls, don't get sucked in to this, The guys already know who is dominate....Both male and female are equally important." Hannah 说 firmly facing the guys. "Nu-UH!" Rico said. I looked at Hannah, Lilly and Marlene and they were BLOOD RED IN THE FACE! I thought they were going to blow! Then the un-thinkable happened! Lilly jumped on Skipper! then Rico jumped on Marlene!Then Kowalski and Hannah got into a fight! Everyone exept for Kowalski, and Hannah threw punches at each other! What in the name of God happened while I was sleeping!? Lilly and Skipper were doing karate moves at each other, Marlene and Rico got into a fight 云, 云计算 and I couldn't see what was happening between them. Hannah and Kowalski got into a fight of name-calling..Some words....I can't repeat...One, because they were hard to pronounce and two,...Most of them were curses. What seemed to be a beautyful dream turned into a dreadful nightmare...And there was nothing I could do to stop it! I watched the battle for a few 更多 seconds...watching dreadfuly...

"Take THAT!" Lilly screamed while doing a karate kick. "No thank you, Lilly...But 你 CAN take this!" Yelled Skipper while doing a pin-down trick on Lilly. "GET OFF ME!" Lilly yelled. "MAKE ME!" Skipper yelled back. "Okay, just because 你 说 that--" Lilly said..Then she pulled away from Skipper's grip and out of no where, actually PUNCHED him! I could NOT believe it!!

Still with Marlene and Rico, I could not see, but just put it this way: It sounded WAY 更多 painful than Skipper and Lilly! OUCH.

"You think your SO SMART with your inventions!" Hannah yelled. "I KNOW for a fact that I am SMART little Miss...Not...Smarty..Pants?.." Kowalski said. "SEE! THAT proves it!" Hannah said. "Proves WHAT?" Kowalski added. "That your not even smart enough to know what a good come-back is!" Hannah 说 with a devilish smile. Kowalski gasps and narrows his eyes....THEN his face actually turns red!..The fight between them made me laugh a bit though because of what they 说 to each other, but I tryed to say silent. Here is how the whole fight between them went:

Hannah: Have 你 considered suing your brain for non-support?
Kowalski: I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it!
Hannah: If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
Kowalski: I heard 你 got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
Hannah: I heard 你 went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there!
Kowalski: *gasp!*....COLD....Thank GOD that I'm cool enough to know that is NOT true.
Hannah: Oh PLEASE...You wouldn't be cool if someone locked 你 inside a freezer!
Kowalski: Oh, so 你 DO know the difference between hot and cold?...I didn't know 你 were smart enough to know that.
Hannah: *scoffs*....Man do 你 know WHAT..If ignorance is bliss, 你 must be the happiest person alive.
Kowalski: So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Hannah: Oh trust me, If I'm as dumb as 你 say I am, I'm sorry to say there is no known cure for stupidity..

And the fight continues, What was I to do!? Just stand there and watch Leaders fight?...Best 老友记 beat each other up?....Geniuses fight over how smart they are??....This morning was truly, NOT as good as it was last night...And it probably won't get better....The corination is in less than 20 hours and no one is ready for it...
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