I’ve never made a rant about 潮流粉丝俱乐部 issues before so beforehand I’m telling ya, it might be the worst written thing on earth (clearly after Twilight XD), but it’s a rant and it’s 1:10 am in my country and I’m almost brain dead because of the past week but I can’t take it anymore.

Today, I’ll delight 你 with a rant about miscategorized content because , trust me, it gets on your nerves too.

Imagine yourself being in the ‘pop one of those days in which 你 want to stare at your 最喜爱的 celeb pictures, read a good quality article, watch a 粉丝 made video and even 评论 in some picks. Yeah, everything is going smoothly at the pop but then: 逼债, 墩 逼债, 墩 duuuuuuuuuun!

你 are on the House MD spot and 你 see a Justin Bieber picture!!!

*Psycho scream*



“Oh no! What has the House spot done to deserve a Justin picture?” 你 ask yourself as 你 feel tears building in your eyes.

The spot has done nothing wrong, it’s the fans. Squealing fangirls that want to share their 爱情 of their fav [insert 最喜爱的 thing here]. It’s not wrong to share your 爱情 of that thing, but it has to be done in the spot.

Quick Note:
爱情 doesn’t mean add 18763128762876 duplicated keywordless 图片

Let’s face it, when we go to the Alice in Wonderland we don’t want to see it plastered with Edward Scissorhands content.

OMGZGGGG! Dey dared 2 pozt a tUILIHGT pic in the super hot Joe JOnAZ sput!

First of all breathe a deep calmed breath. Then go to the little flag 下一个 to the save button. Click on it and 报道 the image/video/answer/pick/article/quiz.





It’s important to write a reason why 你 are reporting the content, it’s easier for the F4.

Write good arguments and reasons.




My content was reported and I don’t know why!? I mean, sure it’s the Johnny Depp spot but he has worked in a lot of films with Helena Bonham Carter!

I especially hate this! I mean ok yes, he worked in a lot of films with her but it’s clear that it’s the Johnny Depp spot not the Helena Bonham Carter spot. Do not plaster the spot with things that are related but do not belong in the spot.
It also happens a lot in the shipping spot, it the couple spot! Not the characters on its own spot I hate to go to say the Huddy spot and find content like “Cuddy in 5 to 9 Screencaps. “ Sure it could be related if it were to be screencaps of that episode that involve the ship/pairing. This could be debatable of course but again, each character has its own club so it’s not necessary to cover one spot with just one of the characters.

Also in the 名人 spots I hate to see character stuff. I mean not the kind of “Jim Parsons as Tim the Fast 食物 Knight in 'Garden State'” but the kind of “The Big Bang Theory Sheldon learns Finnish” content. 你 see it’s the JIM PARSONS spot and yes, he plays Sheldon but there’s also a Sheldon Copper spot in which 你 can add that type of content. (It also bugs me that they post 粉丝 art about the character and not the actor).

I LUB GAGA! SO I’LL PLASTER THE WURLD WITH MAMMA MONSTER!

First of all *high fives* I 爱情 Mamma Monster too! But I’m pretty sure the 动物 Rights spot doesn’t need Gaga content, unless of course she did doing a campaign for it, in that case 你 上传 things related to the campaign.

你 see, I know a trick, if 你 post content that is related to the spot, people will 粉丝 it and then you’ll get a shiny green/yellow/red medal.

Quick Note:
Do not add tons of keywordless and un credited content because 你 want to win a medal, you’ll become a medal whore.

If 你 are only interested in those shiny things you’ll become a medal whore. And 奖章 whore upset funny-mustache guy so beware!



I NEEDZ TOO KNOU IF ROBERT PAZTTINZZON WUD DATHE ME!

If 你 need internet people to affirm 你 that 你 are pretty and a nice person to meet, then go to a shrink and tell him/her 你 got self-esteem issues.

I’m pretty sure nobody in the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 spot cares about that, I’m pretty sure that internet people won’t fulfill your lack of self-confidence, so why bother in asking?

The 答案 section is always plastered with unrelated and miscategorized questions. It so horrendous it gives me an eye twitch. I hate the answer section because of that. If 你 ask if 你 are pretty in the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 spot 3 things will happen:

a)You’ll bug the users in there and they’ll snap at you.

b)You won’t get the right answer because beauty is not a fact, beauty is interpreted in different ways.

c)You’ll answer will get reported.

So long story short:

Add proper content to the proper spot and let 潮流粉丝俱乐部 be happy :)

Otherwise, I know a suicide 轰炸机 who might snap at 你 下一个 time 你 ask if that Justin Bieber is hot!



Final Note:

All the spots in this 文章 were not harmed in the process. In other words, they are just example is not real situations (well just a couple).

I’m confused I dunno if this is a guide 或者 a rant. I’ll leave it as a guide-ish rant. I told you, first time is definitely not the charm.

Neither Achmed nor Hitler will eat 你 if 你 follow this article’s advice