皇后乐队 凯莎 writes on note: Sponge and Starfish 唱歌 stupid song! #idiots (attaches it to bird and sets it free)
King Blowhole: What are 你 doing?
Ke$ha: I'm tweeting.
Blowhole: Huh.
Sponge and Pat: Duh duh duh duh doo da do duh duh! Idiot Friends! Duh dee da da doo duh duh duh duh! Idiot Friends!
Blowhole: STOP! (Sponge and Pat stop singing) No Pepsi for you! Princess! Freeze them!
Ice Princess: Shatak Kanata!
Sponge and Pat: AAAAH! (Become frozen)
Blowhole: Hahahahahahahaha! Oh I 爱情 being king! Isn't royal life just grand my queen?
Ke$ha: What Evs.
Blowhole: Eh, women today. NEXT!
Ariana Grande comes forward
Blowhole: Ah yes. The peasant. What is your talent.
Ariana: I sing. But I need someone to sing with me.
Blowhole: Who shall sing with the peasant?
(No one 答案 for a few seconds)
Voice: I will! (Everyone looks around to see who 说 it)
Jessie: Aah! The dragon!
(Jake Long enters with boom box as everyone clears his path)
Jake: Don't be afraid people. I came to sing with this young lady. And also teach this king a few tips on popularity.
Blowhole: Oh really? Well in that case, give me all 你 got!
Jake: Yes your majesty! (Turns on boom box. Boom box plays 流行的 Song)
Ariana singing: La la, la la. 你 were the 流行的 one, the 流行的 fish, it is what it is, now I'm popular-ish.
Jake singing: 你 sitting on your 王座, 宝座 drinking Pepsi til it's gone, now your working at the theater selling 流行的 corn. 你 make us feel bad from the things 你 do. It ain't so funny when the joke's on you!
Ariana: Ooh, the joke's on you, got everyone laughing, got everyone clapping.
Together: And asking how come 你 look so cool? Well that's the only thing that I've learned in school...I 说 that's the only thing that I've learned in school. My problem, I never was a model, I never was a starter, cause 你 were always popular, 你 were 唱歌 all the songs I don't know, now you're in the front row, cause my song is popular. Popular, I know about popular, it's not about who 你 are 或者 your fancy car, you're only ever who 你 were. Popular, I know about popular, and all that 你 have to do is be true to you, that's all 你 ever need to know.
Ice Princess: I don't know about 你 your majesty, but I'm gonna dance!
Blowhole: What? Oh come on, it's not THAT great! What do 你 think Ke$ha? (Sees Ke$ha's 王座, 宝座 empty) Ke$ha? (Sees 凯莎 walking to Jake and Ariana) 凯莎 get back here! I command you!
凯莎 rapping: What up Ariana and Jake Long, do 你 guys mind if I 加入 along?
Jake rapping: Oh no, not at all, I admire your rappin', say have 你 ever sang with a dragon?
Ke$ha: No I have not, but now it's fun, this really gets my party on!
Jake: Well I'm very glad we could all get along, now let's get everyone to sing this song!
Jessie: My problem, I never was a model
Gumball: I never was a starter
Orange: Cause 你 were always popular
Penguins: 你 were singing, all the songs we don't know
Ice Princess: Now you're in the front row
Taylor: Cause my song is popular!
(Jake breathes 火, 消防 on 《冰雪奇缘》 Spongebob and Patrick freeing them)
Sponge and Pat: Hooray!
Spongebob: Did we miss anything?
Jake: Nope, we just begun! 1, 2, 3!
Spongebob: Popular, I know about popular
Patrick: It's not about who 你 are 或者 your fancy car, you're only ever who 你 were
Everyone: Popular, we know about popular, and all that 你 have to do, is be true to you, that's all 你 ever need to know. Popular, we know about popular, and all that 你 have to do, is be true to you...
Ariana: ...that's all 你 ever need to KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! (Glass shatters)
Everyone applauds and Ariana thanks Jake. Blowhole approaches.
Blowhole: Oh fine! Pepsi for you.
Jake: We don't think so!
Ariana: I'd say, Pepsi for all!
Everyone charges into Blowhole
Orange: I'll spit to that! (spits seed which pops Blowhole's Segway tire. Blowhole falls)
Blowhole: Princess! Freeze that foolish fruit!
Ice Princess: No. I quit! Shatak Kanata! (Freezes Blowhole)
Blowhole: NOOOOOO! (Freezes)
Ke$ha: All hail King Jake!
Ice Princess: And our 秒 princess, Ariana!
(Everyone cheers and raise Pepsi cans)
Pepsi-The 流行的 One
Yes, yes it is.
