(I never got around to finishing this and I doubt I ever would've. It's a shame that my laziness got to me because this was actually pretty good in my eyes. Oh well, hope 你 enjoy what's in here right now. XD)
(This is a parody of the famous Dr. Seuss book named "The 牛油, 黄油 Battle Book" that I worked on around 2 months ago.)
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…..
Whoops, wrong series. GODDAMNIT!
Anyways, it was a peaceful and sunny 日 in the town of Cityville, (I’m serious. XD) When all of a sudden….
……
When all of a sudden……
…..
I SAID, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN!
FINALLY! :D
I mean, it was Marvin The Martian! Right the f**k out of nowhere!
BECAUSE WHY NOT!? :D
He was a beeline for Cityville! Quick, somebody do something!
…..
ANYONE ALIVE ON THIS PLANET DO ANYTHING 或者 WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! >.<
…..
God I hate being the narrator.
Marvin: Greetings earthlings! It is I, Marvin Th-
Marvin: Where is everyone? @___@
Actually, that’s a good question.
♫On the other side of the wall!♫
Marvin: What in the name of Melmacian culture was that!?
Oh no, I sense a song coming…..
♫On the other side of the wall!♫
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. :D
Marvin: Where AM I!? @__@
We’re kinda sorta… Sorta kinda…..
In a Dr. Seuss story called The 牛油, 黄油 Battle Book.
Marvin: ……… (Too many dots in this fan-fiction!)
Marvin: Well, we’re screwed.
♫On the other side of the wall!♫
At least now I realize why nobody’s even here, we’re the ONLY ones in this area, the others are over there.
Me: ♫On the other side of the wall!♫ XD
Marvin: Well, at least have the courtesy to tell me what’s going to happen! 或者 else I’ll get out every weapon I have….
♫Butter side down! :D♫
Those red-dressed people over there like putting 牛油, 黄油 side down when they eat toast, and we like 牛油, 黄油 side up. We’re also dressed in blue.
Marvin: SERIOUSLY!? We’re starting a war over BREAD!?
Not just any 面包 war Marvin, this is the battle…..
Me: ♫FOR THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL!♫ ^___^
Marvin: Whatever, I’ll annihilate them in two seconds! What could possibly go wrong?
Kyros: ♫Butter side down!♫ >:D
Are 你 freaking KIDDING ME!?
下一个 time somebody says that I’ll go Mortal Kombat on them. >.<
Kyros: ♫The idiots on that side… They give me a frown. I mean, they don’t eat with the 牛油, 黄油 side down!♫
Marvin: ♫Au Contraire, 你 don’t even care! You’re just morons who don’t eat right, living in despair!♫
Oh this is gonna be good. :D
Kyros: Let’s skip the singing, we’re starting a war. Each of us has one 日 to make a weapon and at exactly 5:00 P.M, we’ll fight with them and see who wins. There’s going to be three fights total, and the winner with the most fights won gets……
Kyros: ♫The other side of the wall!♫
Kyros: So, deal? >:)
Marvin: What if we refuse?
Kyros: Then I’ll have a good dinner….. Haha, HAHAHAH!!!!!
Marvin: Accursed earthlings! Well, now what Jared?
Who, me? I’m not even a character, I’m the narrator! >:D
Marvin: THAT’S IT! I’M NOT FIGHTING ALONE, GET OVER HERE! *Drags me into the book*
Jared: Well, that’s what happens when 你 push your luck. Also, I’m surprised 你 didn’t make a 蝎, 蝎子 reference there! :D
Marvin: Really Jared? -___- Also, wasn’t there armies for BOTH sides in the book?
Jared: I didn’t even know 你 DID read the book. And yes, there was. But they, uh….
Jared: I have no idea what happened to them. Maybe they died, who knows. I mean, it’s not like they’re having a party.
The Entire Blue Population: YEAH! WHOO! PASS ME THE WHISKEY! ^____^
Jared: Well this is great, NOW who’s going to narrate the story? Hmm…..
Jared: How about Kirby? He’s a good narrator!
Marvin: Uh, sure I guess. :P
Kirby: Bio bio! ^___^
Jared: 嘿 Kirby, use this mike to speak clearer!
Kirby: *Transforms into Mike Kirby*
Kirby: *Blows everything up*
Jared: OH GOD!!!! QUICK, GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Marvin: *Shoots teleportation 大炮, 加农炮 at Kirby* There we go, he shouldn’t bother us anymore.
Jared: Great! I wonder where he went….
Entire Blue Population: OH GOD MY EARS!!!! NOOOOOO!!!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DDIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<
Marvin: One last thing before we start building the weapon, my teleportation 大炮, 加农炮 is only in an alpha state, so there might be a few….. Glitches with it.
Jared: Alrighty! :D Besides, who needs narrators anyways?
Marvin: Well, we better get to work if we want to win. So, 你 have any ideas for weapons?
Jared: NAPALM FLAMETHROWER! AN602 HYDROGEN TSAR BOMB! TESLA CANNON! :D
Marvin: Alright then, let’s get to work!
*One Eternity Later*
Marvin: We’ve finally finished the Tesla Cannon, and it looks absolutely extravagant! What do 你 think Jared?
Jared: OW MY FINGEEERRRRR!!!! >.<
Marvin: This’ll make a great weapon for round one, we can’t lose!
Marvin: So, we have plenty of time left, what do 你 want to talk about?
Jared: How about why the heck anybody would want to eat butter-side DOWN!? SERIOUSLY, WHO DOES THAT!? IT’S LIKE PUTTING THE PEPPER ON THE SIDES OF EGGS, IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE! THE 牛油, 黄油 WILL FALL ALL OVER YOUR LEGS, AND IT’S AS STUPID AS 你 CAN GET!
Marvin: Wasn’t aware you’d go Nostalgia Critic on me there. Well, let’s take the weapon to the battlefield! FOR CITYVILLE!
Nonexistent Narrator: Meanwhile, on the other side of the wall…..
Red Person: HOW THE HECK ARE WE GOING TO BEAT A TESLA CANNON!?
Other Red Person: We should call Kyros!
Yet Another Red Person: We should make an even better weapon!
Patrick: WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
*Silence*
Yet ANOTHER Red Person: How the heck did PATRICK get in here?
YET ANOTHER FREAKING RED PERSON: It’s a Dr. Seuss story, why are we even questioning this?
*I hope 你 enjoyed that pointless advance in the story*
*Now back to the other side of the wall*
Marvin: It’s 4:45, I wonder what they’re doing? Well, all we can do is wait and hope we win.
Jared: *Makes a grilled cheese with the Tesla cannon* YUMMY! ^___^
Marvin: Hmm….. I hear something approaching us.
Kyros: Guess who? >:)
Jared: Dinkleberg….
Jared: I mean, uh, Kyros…..
Marvin: So, where’s your weapon? I don’t really see it.
Kyros: Look beyond what 你 see….. (Really? I’m ripping off The Lion King now? XD)
*Ground shakes*
*We’re screwed*
*Give my regards to Broadway*
*Brace for impact*
*Stop it Jared*
Marvin: Oh no! It’s UNDER us!?
Jared: WHAT DO WE DO!?
Jared: WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA!
Marvin: WHAT IS IT!?
(And I stopped here. I didn't finish this because I got lazy, sorry. If I get enough positive feedback maybe I will continue this, but for now, that's not happening. Hope 你 enjoyed regardless of that. XD)
(Seriously though, I really had something going here. I was planning a bunch of cool twists, funny jokes, and even an epic rap battle at the end! I even finished it as well, so if 你 want to see that, let me know.)
(Again, I'm really sorry I didn't finish this. Oh well, lazyitis gets the best of all of us every now and then. :P)
(This is a parody of the famous Dr. Seuss book named "The 牛油, 黄油 Battle Book" that I worked on around 2 months ago.)
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…..
Whoops, wrong series. GODDAMNIT!
Anyways, it was a peaceful and sunny 日 in the town of Cityville, (I’m serious. XD) When all of a sudden….
……
When all of a sudden……
…..
I SAID, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN!
FINALLY! :D
I mean, it was Marvin The Martian! Right the f**k out of nowhere!
BECAUSE WHY NOT!? :D
He was a beeline for Cityville! Quick, somebody do something!
…..
ANYONE ALIVE ON THIS PLANET DO ANYTHING 或者 WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! >.<
…..
God I hate being the narrator.
Marvin: Greetings earthlings! It is I, Marvin Th-
Marvin: Where is everyone? @___@
Actually, that’s a good question.
♫On the other side of the wall!♫
Marvin: What in the name of Melmacian culture was that!?
Oh no, I sense a song coming…..
♫On the other side of the wall!♫
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. :D
Marvin: Where AM I!? @__@
We’re kinda sorta… Sorta kinda…..
In a Dr. Seuss story called The 牛油, 黄油 Battle Book.
Marvin: ……… (Too many dots in this fan-fiction!)
Marvin: Well, we’re screwed.
♫On the other side of the wall!♫
At least now I realize why nobody’s even here, we’re the ONLY ones in this area, the others are over there.
Me: ♫On the other side of the wall!♫ XD
Marvin: Well, at least have the courtesy to tell me what’s going to happen! 或者 else I’ll get out every weapon I have….
♫Butter side down! :D♫
Those red-dressed people over there like putting 牛油, 黄油 side down when they eat toast, and we like 牛油, 黄油 side up. We’re also dressed in blue.
Marvin: SERIOUSLY!? We’re starting a war over BREAD!?
Not just any 面包 war Marvin, this is the battle…..
Me: ♫FOR THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL!♫ ^___^
Marvin: Whatever, I’ll annihilate them in two seconds! What could possibly go wrong?
Kyros: ♫Butter side down!♫ >:D
Are 你 freaking KIDDING ME!?
下一个 time somebody says that I’ll go Mortal Kombat on them. >.<
Kyros: ♫The idiots on that side… They give me a frown. I mean, they don’t eat with the 牛油, 黄油 side down!♫
Marvin: ♫Au Contraire, 你 don’t even care! You’re just morons who don’t eat right, living in despair!♫
Oh this is gonna be good. :D
Kyros: Let’s skip the singing, we’re starting a war. Each of us has one 日 to make a weapon and at exactly 5:00 P.M, we’ll fight with them and see who wins. There’s going to be three fights total, and the winner with the most fights won gets……
Kyros: ♫The other side of the wall!♫
Kyros: So, deal? >:)
Marvin: What if we refuse?
Kyros: Then I’ll have a good dinner….. Haha, HAHAHAH!!!!!
Marvin: Accursed earthlings! Well, now what Jared?
Who, me? I’m not even a character, I’m the narrator! >:D
Marvin: THAT’S IT! I’M NOT FIGHTING ALONE, GET OVER HERE! *Drags me into the book*
Jared: Well, that’s what happens when 你 push your luck. Also, I’m surprised 你 didn’t make a 蝎, 蝎子 reference there! :D
Marvin: Really Jared? -___- Also, wasn’t there armies for BOTH sides in the book?
Jared: I didn’t even know 你 DID read the book. And yes, there was. But they, uh….
Jared: I have no idea what happened to them. Maybe they died, who knows. I mean, it’s not like they’re having a party.
The Entire Blue Population: YEAH! WHOO! PASS ME THE WHISKEY! ^____^
Jared: Well this is great, NOW who’s going to narrate the story? Hmm…..
Jared: How about Kirby? He’s a good narrator!
Marvin: Uh, sure I guess. :P
Kirby: Bio bio! ^___^
Jared: 嘿 Kirby, use this mike to speak clearer!
Kirby: *Transforms into Mike Kirby*
Kirby: *Blows everything up*
Jared: OH GOD!!!! QUICK, GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Marvin: *Shoots teleportation 大炮, 加农炮 at Kirby* There we go, he shouldn’t bother us anymore.
Jared: Great! I wonder where he went….
Entire Blue Population: OH GOD MY EARS!!!! NOOOOOO!!!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DDIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<
Marvin: One last thing before we start building the weapon, my teleportation 大炮, 加农炮 is only in an alpha state, so there might be a few….. Glitches with it.
Jared: Alrighty! :D Besides, who needs narrators anyways?
Marvin: Well, we better get to work if we want to win. So, 你 have any ideas for weapons?
Jared: NAPALM FLAMETHROWER! AN602 HYDROGEN TSAR BOMB! TESLA CANNON! :D
Marvin: Alright then, let’s get to work!
*One Eternity Later*
Marvin: We’ve finally finished the Tesla Cannon, and it looks absolutely extravagant! What do 你 think Jared?
Jared: OW MY FINGEEERRRRR!!!! >.<
Marvin: This’ll make a great weapon for round one, we can’t lose!
Marvin: So, we have plenty of time left, what do 你 want to talk about?
Jared: How about why the heck anybody would want to eat butter-side DOWN!? SERIOUSLY, WHO DOES THAT!? IT’S LIKE PUTTING THE PEPPER ON THE SIDES OF EGGS, IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE! THE 牛油, 黄油 WILL FALL ALL OVER YOUR LEGS, AND IT’S AS STUPID AS 你 CAN GET!
Marvin: Wasn’t aware you’d go Nostalgia Critic on me there. Well, let’s take the weapon to the battlefield! FOR CITYVILLE!
Nonexistent Narrator: Meanwhile, on the other side of the wall…..
Red Person: HOW THE HECK ARE WE GOING TO BEAT A TESLA CANNON!?
Other Red Person: We should call Kyros!
Yet Another Red Person: We should make an even better weapon!
Patrick: WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
*Silence*
Yet ANOTHER Red Person: How the heck did PATRICK get in here?
YET ANOTHER FREAKING RED PERSON: It’s a Dr. Seuss story, why are we even questioning this?
*I hope 你 enjoyed that pointless advance in the story*
*Now back to the other side of the wall*
Marvin: It’s 4:45, I wonder what they’re doing? Well, all we can do is wait and hope we win.
Jared: *Makes a grilled cheese with the Tesla cannon* YUMMY! ^___^
Marvin: Hmm….. I hear something approaching us.
Kyros: Guess who? >:)
Jared: Dinkleberg….
Jared: I mean, uh, Kyros…..
Marvin: So, where’s your weapon? I don’t really see it.
Kyros: Look beyond what 你 see….. (Really? I’m ripping off The Lion King now? XD)
*Ground shakes*
*We’re screwed*
*Give my regards to Broadway*
*Brace for impact*
*Stop it Jared*
Marvin: Oh no! It’s UNDER us!?
Jared: WHAT DO WE DO!?
Jared: WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA!
Marvin: WHAT IS IT!?
(And I stopped here. I didn't finish this because I got lazy, sorry. If I get enough positive feedback maybe I will continue this, but for now, that's not happening. Hope 你 enjoyed regardless of that. XD)
(Seriously though, I really had something going here. I was planning a bunch of cool twists, funny jokes, and even an epic rap battle at the end! I even finished it as well, so if 你 want to see that, let me know.)
(Again, I'm really sorry I didn't finish this. Oh well, lazyitis gets the best of all of us every now and then. :P)
Cas kicked the door of their bedroom open. Daphne was sitting on 最佳, 返回页首 of Mitch.
“Daphne” Mitch said, looking at Cas.
“Don’t worry” Daphne 说 with a heavy voice. “That’s my husband. He knows I have my needs. It’s not my fault he’s incompetent”
Mitch pushed her off of him and searched for his clothes. Cas turned around and ran downstairs.
“What are 你 doing?” Daphne asked grumpy. “Come back in bed”
“Are 你 completely out of your mind?” Mitch exclaimed.
“Oh, please, 你 knew I was married” Daphne said.
“That was really low” Mitch said. “Get dressed. I’m done here. 你 go find someone else to consider your needs”
“Come on, don’t be like that” Daphne said.
They heard an enormous crack and they jumped.
“What the hell was that?” Mitch asked.
“Daphne” Mitch said, looking at Cas.
“Don’t worry” Daphne 说 with a heavy voice. “That’s my husband. He knows I have my needs. It’s not my fault he’s incompetent”
Mitch pushed her off of him and searched for his clothes. Cas turned around and ran downstairs.
“What are 你 doing?” Daphne asked grumpy. “Come back in bed”
“Are 你 completely out of your mind?” Mitch exclaimed.
“Oh, please, 你 knew I was married” Daphne said.
“That was really low” Mitch said. “Get dressed. I’m done here. 你 go find someone else to consider your needs”
“Come on, don’t be like that” Daphne said.
They heard an enormous crack and they jumped.
“What the hell was that?” Mitch asked.
this is sparx part of story before ember dies
sparx was flying near a cliff when he saw ember standing near the edge sparx then hid behind a 衬套, 布什 to watch sparx says ' wat is ember doing here she should be at the dragon temple chasing spyro' then he sees ember jump of the cliff and ran back to tell ignitus ' 嘿 big guy' 'yes young one?' 'i just saw ember jump off a cliff she 说 it was beacause spyro doesnt 爱情 her' 'couldn't u stop her?' ' no i was actuly evesdropping' ' spyro?' 'yes cynder' 'this has somthing to do with me doesnt it?' no its not ur fault its mine cause i 说 i 爱情 u and i do 爱情 u' 'spyro cynder u have to get ember's dead remains and bring it back here' 'why?' 'beacause i can resurect her to make her alive again but i need her remains' 'ok we'll get her remains'
thus ends chapter 3
sparx was flying near a cliff when he saw ember standing near the edge sparx then hid behind a 衬套, 布什 to watch sparx says ' wat is ember doing here she should be at the dragon temple chasing spyro' then he sees ember jump of the cliff and ran back to tell ignitus ' 嘿 big guy' 'yes young one?' 'i just saw ember jump off a cliff she 说 it was beacause spyro doesnt 爱情 her' 'couldn't u stop her?' ' no i was actuly evesdropping' ' spyro?' 'yes cynder' 'this has somthing to do with me doesnt it?' no its not ur fault its mine cause i 说 i 爱情 u and i do 爱情 u' 'spyro cynder u have to get ember's dead remains and bring it back here' 'why?' 'beacause i can resurect her to make her alive again but i need her remains' 'ok we'll get her remains'
thus ends chapter 3
okay down to buisness someone 评论 last chap and wanted ember to die so bye ember
'EEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBEEEER!!!!'spyro called 'yes my boyfriend?' 'listen ur not my girlfriend im in 爱情 with cynder so stop followin me forever and also for the final time im telling u FLAME LOVES UUUUUUUUUU!!!!' 'SO BYE'
'CYNDDDEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!' ' spyro?' ' cynder there u r i neeed to talk to u' 'yeah?' 'i...i... i 爱情 u!' 'i 爱情 u too spyro!' (yay hug!!)
meanwhile... 'im gonna jump' 'spyro dont 爱情 me im gonna jump goodbye spyro and see 你 in hell cynder!' (jumps) 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
(ember died)
'EEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBEEEER!!!!'spyro called 'yes my boyfriend?' 'listen ur not my girlfriend im in 爱情 with cynder so stop followin me forever and also for the final time im telling u FLAME LOVES UUUUUUUUUU!!!!' 'SO BYE'
'CYNDDDEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!' ' spyro?' ' cynder there u r i neeed to talk to u' 'yeah?' 'i...i... i 爱情 u!' 'i 爱情 u too spyro!' (yay hug!!)
meanwhile... 'im gonna jump' 'spyro dont 爱情 me im gonna jump goodbye spyro and see 你 in hell cynder!' (jumps) 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
(ember died)
spyro is 写作 in his journal:my name is spyro and i think im in 爱情 cause ive seen this dragoness shes black with 翠, 翡翠 eyes and shes the most beautiful ive ever seen it would be a miracle if she would 爱情 me too , i try to talk to her but theres another dragoness named ember now shes 粉, 粉色 but i dont 爱情 her but shes crazy about me , when i see cynder i try to go over to her but ember is watching and pops out from where shes hiding and pulls me away and cynder doesnt seem to notice me but today's going to be a new 日 cause im goin to march up to ember and say i dont 爱情 her, tell her to stop following me and if she crys ill ignore her then ill go over to cynder and tell her how i feel and hopefully she'll take a liking to me and grow a bond between us. (stops writing) i just gotta do it spyro says
well thats the end of part one ill start part two immediatly
well thats the end of part one ill start part two immediatly
Nyan cat is a cat born on earth, his race species come from the ancient Nyan Nyan plent that was destroyed by the devil arms. When the creation that was sealed away for more than 50 years is finally set free, he agrees to work with DisNyan to destroy the
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