FanFiction.net Article: Why Copy and Paste Stuff on Fanfiction.net is Stupid Seriously rant

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Why Copy and Paste Stuff on Fanfiction.net is Stupid Seriously rant

posted by EppofangirlXD

Someone wrote this and I totally agree.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 2009

Meh. Rant #1: Copy-and-paste in fanfiction profiles.
This won't have too many rants, just what I feel on a whim.

I hate copy-and-paste stuff in fanfiction profiles. Seriously. They just clutter up your 个人资料 and make a bunch of meaningless trash.

The stuff that's supposed to make 你 cry? No way. It's not making me cry. Why? Because I've read it a million times. Am I heartless because I don't copy and paste? No. I donate money. I help people. I care about others. I do not copy and paste stupid stuff on my profile. It makes those sad cases seem like nothing, okay?

Also, we need to be realistic. It is not 99% of American teenagers that have tried smoking pot. If they did we'd all be dead. It is not 98% of American teenagers who would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it'd be uncool to breathe. Because if it was, seriously, we'd all be dead.

Really.

I've also seen the abortion one. The one where the baby screams for help because the mother heartlessly aborts it. Bad, right?

Come on. Nobody aborts a baby at six months. The most common abortions are 6-10 weeks. 由 six months the baby will definitely be alive. The reason for dispute about abortion is because the baby is still genderless, can't think 或者 feel, etc. So I'm not taking the side of abortion, but the thing is a little too overhead.

I'm not going to be the one with the 75-page profile. Please, get a life.

-Aster

PS: Don't take this personally if 你 have copy and paste stuff. I just had to express my opinion.
发布由翠菊, 紫菀 SELENE AT 8:05 PM

LadyNottingham likes this

Sonicfan67 THIS IS FAKE

EppofangirlXD Yes, I know copy and pastes are all for your entertainment~fills up space~

EppofangirlXD What is fake?

LadyNottingham I agree 100% with the article author (Aster Selene). When I check a profile on FF.net, that's because I want to have some background about the author, what prompted him/her to write, why they like this or that fandom, etc. Copy-and-paste stuff makes me leave the profile I'm reading at once. I don't mind spending a bit of time to get to know an authore better. I don't want to waste my time reading emo teenager stuff that won't entertain me because at best it's dull, at worst it's pathetic.

randomstufffan ^ AGREED!

boolander25 I just think it's fun to do. I don't write stories on there, my account is just for reading so copypasta stuff isn't a big problem to me.

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Doppel Crossed chapter 10 Secrets and Revelations (5/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Rachel was cleaning her house. It was the only way for her not to think about what she had done. She was vacuuming when someone rang the doorbell. She unplugged the vacuum-cleaner and walked to the front door. When she opened she came face to face with the person she least expected.
“Hi, Rachel.” Veronica said. “I’m back”
“I wasn’t expecting you” Rachel 说 sheepish. Ronnie conjured a huge smile. “Can I come in?”
Rachel couldn’t come up with an excuse to send her away and thus she stepped away, letting her pass.
Veronica walked to the 厨房 and noticed the vacuum-cleaner....

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Dopple Crossed chapter 9 Complications (2/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Rachel looked around her at the police station when someone called her.
“Can I help you, ma’am?”
Rachel looked up and saw Sherrif Forbes standing a few yards away from her. “Eh, yeah, I want to 报道 a disappearance”
“Maybe we should talk about this in my office?” Liz offered and she guided Rachel to her office. “Have a seat” she 说 when she placed herself behind the bureau. Rachel sat down.
“Someone went missing?” Liz asked, staring sharply at Rachel.
Rachel, feeling uneasy, moved on her seat. “My husband, Gabe. He hasn’t been 首页 in a few days. We had a fight...

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Dopple Crossed chapter 7 A Suicide Mission (1/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Five days later.
Derek was rushing through the kitchen, setting the breakfast 表 when slow footsteps were heard on the stairs. Derek raced to the stairs and tried to help Damon keep his balance. Damon tried to push him away, but was too weak.
“I made breakfast” Derek said.
“Gee, thanks” Damon mumbled sarcastic. He shuffled to the 厨房 and fell down on a chair. He looked down at the 表 and picked up the blood bag. “This is breakfast?” he asked Derek.
“You have to drink it, Damon” Derek insisted. “It’s been five days. 你 will die if 你 don’t”
Damon shrugged. “Then...

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Dopple Crossed chapter 6 Loss and Gain (9/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Rebekah smiled viciously at Katherine, but Stefan pushed Rebekah off. “Katherine, where’ve 你 been?” he 说 casual.
“Not in your pants, that’s for sure” Katherine 说 sarcastic.
“Restricted area, staff only” Rebekah 说 smug. Katherine rolled her eyes.
“Can I have a word with you?” she asked Rebekah. Rebekah leaned 前锋, 期待 and kissed Stefan. She then followed Katherine outside.
“Now what?” she asked short.
“I’m done with this” Katherine said.
“With what exactly?” Rebekah 说 bored, playing with her nails.
“This whole doppelganger blood stealing thing”...

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Dopple Crossed chapter 6 Loss and Gain (3/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Caroline looked around in Bonnie’s room. “It’s all so…white” she 说 turning to Bonnie, who was sitting on the bed. “I can’t believe 你 signed up for this. And without telling me”
“I’m telling 你 now” Bonnie said, while she opened her suitcase. “Thanks for bringing my stuff. I wouldn’t know who else to bother” she added softly.
“It’s no bother” Caroline said, though she avoided to look at her. She walked to the window. “Wow! 你 have to see this view, it’s amazing” she said, looking at the garden.
“Yeah, I’ve seen it” Bonnie 说 a little absent-minded....

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What Happened in Colorado chapter 1 The Spanish Inquisition (6/10)(Supernatural)

posted by HaleyDewit

Zoey was walking down the 食物 department in the 超级市场, 超市 when she collided to someone.
“I’m sorry” the man apologized. He squeezed his eyes. “Zoey? Zoey Allen, is that you?”
Zoey rolled her eyes. “That has got to be the worst pick up line ever” she 说 disdainful.
“You don’t recognize me?” the man asked.
“Of course I recognize you” Zoey 说 contemptuously, while she threw some 食物 cans in her cart. “I’d recognize your dumbass face even if it were covered in…well, I’m sure 你 can think of something” She pushed her 大车, 购物车 forward, hoping this would be the...

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Account Securities and Privacies Best Practices

posted by EppofangirlXD

NEW when logging into your account. Read and remember!

Account Security and Privacy Best Practices:

In this age of shrinking online privacy and increasing security risks, we would like to advise our users on how to avoid being exposed to common security and privacy pitfalls.

1 Do not give your site login/password to any 3rd party website 或者 software. Doing so will put 你 at the highest risk of losing control of your account.

2 Do not fall for scams of 3rd party website 或者 software charging money to access this site. We offer a 100% free service.

3 Avoid putting any personal 照片或者 other personally identifiable information in any part of your account such as telephone number 或者 address.

4 Always use a pen name/alias instead of your real name.

5 Always use a long 密码 that is not composed of personal info such as name, 日期 of birth, and pet name.

We take security seriously but your account can only be as secure as your own actions.

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The Host Chapter 22 A Leap of Faith (10/10)(finale)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Elena was standing in front of Damon’s porch. She felt how her 心 beat painful in her chest. She took a deep breath and knocked. Several times, but the door stayed shut.
“Okay, 你 know what, Damon? If 你 want to keep 表演 like a brat, fine! I’m going!” she yelled angry and she turned around.
The door opened and Damon walked out. “What do 你 want?”
Elena turned around again and walked back. She took his hands and looked him sharp in the eyes. “It wasn’t a moment of compassion” she began. “When 你 were dying and I kissed 你 I didn’t do it out of compassion. I don’t...

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The Host Chapter 9 Not What It Seems (8/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

There was a line up until Tokyo, but Damon and Elena waited patiently for their turn. They were in a hamburger place. While they slowly moved 前锋, 期待 Damon examined the menu’s on the wall. They had numbers to pick from. “You know what you’re going to pick?” he asked Elena. “Hmm, am I supposed to pick something veggie and healthy?” Elena asked. “Elena” Damon said. “It’s a hamburger place. Not even the air in here is healthy. Pick whatever 你 want”
“Yay!” Elena said. “Then I’m going for number 7 and a coke”
“Diet 或者 regular?” Damon asked.
“Regular, duh”...

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The Host Chapter 9 Not What It Seems (4/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Bonnie was lying on the 长椅, 沙发 watching television. She didn’t really notice what 显示 was on. She just needed to lay down. Taking Damon down had taken a lot 更多 energy she had expected. She closed her eyes, but unfortunately fate chose that moment to let the 钟, 贝尔 rang. Bonnie frowned her eyebrows out of frustration. She could sense who it was. “It’s open!” she yelled. “Please, don’t make me get up” she mumbled. But the door stayed shut and no one entered. Bonnie groaned and swung her legs off the couch. “I’m coming!” she shouted when the visitor bang the door. She shuffled...

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The Host Chapter 8 The Evil Enchantress (8/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

After he had gotten breakfast and his guardian had left he crawled to the 墙 on the opposite side of the room. He had to be very quiet, because he knew she wasn’t the only one who could hear him. The other 吸血鬼 had a very good hearing too. He lay his hands on the 墙 and whispered: “Caroline?” No response. “Caroline” a little harder, but still soft.
Caroline lifted her head and opened her ears. No way! That was not possible. When Amber 说 there were others Caroline assumed she was talking about vampires, not werewolves.
“Tyler? Is that you?” she asked.
“Yeah, but keep...

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The Host Chapter 7 The Hunt (9/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Alaric was in the 厨房 solving crosswords when Jeremy walked to the cupboard and took a glass. He leaned over Alaric’s shoulder. “Cheese” he pointed at the page. Alaric filled in the word. And then closed the book. “I’m done” he said, stretching his arms. “I’m going to bed” he looked at Jeremy. “And 你 better not stay up too late, either. Has anyone told 你 how wrecked 你 look?” Jeremy nodded. “I know. But I have a good feeling that will change soon enough” For a moment Alaric wanted to ask what he meant 由 that, but then decided he was too tired. He 说 goodnight...

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The Host Chapter 4 Behind the Surface (8/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Katherine slammed the door and leaned against it. She had not signed up for this mess. They had to find Stefan, but instead Elena was living in 彩虹 Land, Damon was in control of the bitch. And Caroline was with her father. At least that’s what Sherrif Forbes told Elena. Katherine found it rather suspicious. It was too sudden. Caroline was helping them and now she stepped out of it, just like Elena. Did Carolines physical absence relate to Elena’s mental absence and did Bonnie have a hand in both cases? For the first time in a very long time Katherine wished she was human. There was...

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The Host Chapter 3 Twisted and Trapped (7/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Elena was in the kitchen, making dinner, when Jeremy sat down on a chair, his head leaning on his hands. “What’s wrong?” Elena asked. Jeremy looked up so Elena noticed the eye bags. “What happened to you? 你 look like a mess. When’s the last time 你 had a good sleep?” Jeremy laughed scornful. “It’s been a while” “Is it because of Jenna?” Elena asked compassionate. Jeremy played with his fingers while he thought of a good reason. He knew Elena would want to know what was going on, but he didn’t want her to get involved in his mess. He believed she had enough going on...

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The Host Chapter 2 Accusations and Confusion (7/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Liz was standing in her office, her deputy’s surrounding her. She was briefing them about the murder last night. Caroline was standing outside, making sure her mother couldn’t see her, and kept her ears wide open.
“The boy’s name’s Derek Janders. He was Amber Lindy’s boyfriend. Amber’s the girl that lived there. According to Mrs. Lindy Amber had been 表演 off earlier that day. She came home, wrecked, like she was sexually assaulted. Mrs. Lindy insisted Amber to 报道 this, but Amber became aggressive and violent. She threw Mrs. Lindy on the ground and then basically robbed the...

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The Host Chapter 1 The First (8/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Damon and Elena were standing in front of Bonnie’s house, waiting for Bonnie to open up. Elena looked from the door to Damon, seeming to be uncomfortable. “Maybe 你 should let me do the talking” she suggested. “Like 你 said, 你 and Bonnie are not the best friends” Damon pursed his lips. “Suuuure, all 你 want” he 说 with a smirk and a wink. The door went open and Bonnie looked at them. “Hi, Elena” she 说 and hugged her friend. She looked at Damon as if he was dirt. “Sorry, but I’m not going to hug you” “But that would’ve been the highlight of my day!” Damon...

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The Host Chapter 1 The First (6/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Damon was lying on Elena’s 床, 床上 as Elena was going through her jewelry, looking for some bracelet 或者项链 she didn’t like anyway. “I think your wiccan friend might be an issue” Damon said. “How’s that?” Elena asked distracted without turning around. “Well, she and I are not the best friends, 你 know. I doubt she’ll invite me in, in her magical little house” Damon replied. “So?” Elena shrugged. “You can wait outside, we don’t need 你 to do the spell” Damon frowned his eyes angry. “Well, then I suppose I can go back home, so I can play with Katherine, like...

The Attributes Of A Mary Sue

posted by LowriLorenza89

1. A Mary Sue is described as being overly perfect. Every feature of her appearance is beautiful, and nothing about her is unappealing 或者 even plain. Sometimes she considers herself to be ordinary 或者 plain, but the other characters' opinions of her disagree with this.

2. Her physical appearance is often described in far 更多 detail than any of the other characters. Sometimes an entire paragraph, 或者 even multiple paragraphs, is used to describe her. She is often also described in over-the-top, flowery and romanticised language. Her features can be compared to gold, gemstones and other valuables....

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Three's a Crowd chapter 6 Death Wish (1/10) (SPN)

posted by HaleyDewit

Heather unlocked the door and looked at Meg who had been leaning against the door in an attempt to hear what they were doing.
“Did Cas throw up?” she asked, trying to sound casual.
“Yeah” Heather answered. “I’m going to need 你 to clean it up”
“Do I look like a maid to you?” Meg 评论 offended.
“Of course not, sweetie” Heather smiled weak and she caressed Meg’s cheek. “A maid I would pay. Now, come on, be a doll” And she walked back into the room.
When Meg came back with a mob Heather had taken off her T-shirt and as Meg walked to the vomit spot Heather crawled...

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Doppel Crossed chapter 14 This is War (4/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

The 下一个 morning
Grumpy and irritated Klaus entered Ric’s loft. Even with Tyler dating Veronica, Caroline was still clinging onto her ex-boyfriend. He should’ve never turned Tyler. He should’ve just killed him.
“Nik”
Klaus reluctantly looked up at Rebekah who came off the stairs.
“We need to talk” she 说 with her hands on her hips. She waited for Klaus to say something back, but he just raised his eyebrows. “You have to tell Stefan what happened in the past. We are losing him, Klaus. Katherine is weaving her web around him and we need to get him out before it’s too late”...