费雷德 Fredburger

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Twilight Sparkle: Man, I'm bored. *Uses her magic to throw things at 随意 people, trains, and other ponies*
Blaze: Whoa!! *Ducks, missing a garbage can*
Sean: *Sees a light post flying towards him* No!!!! *Gets hit*
Mily: Ah! *Brakes, missing a car*
Oliver: *Watching Twilight throw things*
Toad: What's wrong with that purple horse Mr. Oliver?
Oliver: It's temper. Forget her though, we gots to start this last part of the show. Begin.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy...

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Sean The Hedgehog: *Runs off the diving board* Dive!!!!!! *Lands in the water*
Thomas: 10.
Ethan: 9.
Hawkeye: 8.
Fluttershy: 7.
Tom: 6.
Honey Bee: 5.
Percy: 4.
Duck: 3.
Oliver: 2.
Pinkie Pie: 1!
Rainbow Dash: Blast off!! *Takes off at high speed*
Mily: *Stops, nearly hitting 彩虹 Dash* What is up with her?
Sean The Hedgehog: I'll take 10, 9, and 8, but the other 得票数 have to go.
Duck: Ah.
Pinkie Pie: But 1 is a wonderful number!
Oliver: Yo! Whaddap? I'm Oliva'! I'm from The Adventa's of Thomas Da Tank Engine! I'm your host tonight. This is da lineup I gots 4 U.

Part 1 - Now

Trainz
Trainz

Part 2 -...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

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Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting 下一个 to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for 狼 on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless...

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Tom: *Playing guitar* This is just like in the commercial we did earlier.
Saten Twist: *Playing drums*
Ethan: This song is an instrumental. 你 don't need me to sing. *Rolls off the stage*
Rainbow Dash: *Flying fast as she races Thomas*
Honey Bee: Hey, I'm back. You're just in time for back to back episodes of On The Block. Have fun.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing...

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Pinkie Pie: Jawohl!!
Applejack: *Shaking the camera* We're back!!!!!!!!
James: Yeesh! Calm down.

Nearby, a small building with bathrooms starts to shake up and down.

Tom: Looks like Rarity is getting it on with someone inside there.
Jerry: *Passes 由 with a freight train*
Honey Bee: *Sitting down 由 a tree* Hey. I'm Honey Bee from Ponies On The Rails. Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your hostess with a great 显示 for you. The schedule is down below.

Part 1 - Now

Ponies On The Rails: TV-MA
Trainz: TV-G

Part 2 - 8:30

On The Block: TV-14
On The Block: TV-14

Theme song...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, 嘿 Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down 下一个 to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I 表演 surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's 移动 on to the characters. The first...

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The sun rises as Sean meets up with Thomas, Hawkeye, Twilight Sparkle, Tom Foolery, and 彩虹 Dash.

Sean: This is it.
Thomas: The final part of our show.
Hawkeye: The ending to our first season.
Twilight Sparkle: Man, we ain't gonna be back til May!
Tom: April is going to be very boring.
Rainbow Dash: Agreed.
Sean: Let's make this ending a good one.

What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*

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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.

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Candy Sunshine:...

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Sean: It's that time of the week again.
Hawkeye: Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Karl: We have no host this time.
Kyle: But we do have something special for you.
Spike: We have featured all of the 12 Gran Turismo episodes this season, and now we will 显示 the four best episodes of the show.
Captain Jefferson: From best to worst. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do 你 know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out...

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Astrel Sky: Drums!! *Excitedly runs around in circles*
Hawkeye: Didn't know she was into drums that much.
Percy: Mickey? As in Mickey Mouse?
Applejack: Could be.
Mily: Yay, I'm in another cameo!
Rainbow Dash: And so am I! *Lands in front of Mily*
Mily: Uh, how come 你 sound exactly like me?
Rainbow Dash: Same voice actress?
Mily: Could be. *Backs away from 彩虹 Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. I'm 彩虹 Dash, from The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash, and I shall be your host for tonight. Coming up, we got My Little Pornstar, with my show, The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash.

This...

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Master Sword: *Watching the opening credits of Airplane!*
Sean The Hedgehog: *Walks in* 你 know we're starting soon, right?
Master Sword: What??! I thought we had tonight off!!
Sean The Hedgehog: That was last week. Let's go.
Orion: *Refueling a diesel with Percy, and Jeff*
Mily: *Blows her whistle as she passes by* I'm in another cameo! *Giggles*
Orion: She seems cheerful for someone that made a 4 秒 appearance.
Rainbow Dash: *Lands 下一个 to Orion* It's your 最喜爱的 pegasus, 彩虹 Dash, from The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash. I'm hosting tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...

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Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I 迷失 in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if 你 won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How 你 guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the 秒 half of our 显示 here for 你 tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy...

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Sean The Hedgehog: *Talking into a microphone attached to a headset* Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. Time for 随意 characters to fight for a chance to be the host of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Percy & Jeff: *Standing 下一个 to each other* For Ponies On The Rails!
Saten Twist: For On The Block.
Mortomis: Great. Now we'll never win.
Discord: Don't I get a say in this?
Percy, Jeff, & Saten Twist: 你 WERE ALREADY THE HOST!!! *FIghting Discord*
Sean: *Stops nearby with a passenger train* Why do those ponies keep fighting over this spot? *Looks at the reader*...

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Saten Twist: *Holding a chainsaw* Look what I got.
Master Sword: Don't bother us Saten!!!!
Tom: Yeah, let the cool guys do this. We don't like you.
Saten Twist: Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screwball: That's not good. Anyways, I'm Screwball, from The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash. I am your hostess. The back to back episodes of The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash will begin now.

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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball,...

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Rainbow Dash: Ooh, listen to that guitar.
Sean & Grayback: *Racing each other while pulling their trains*
Orion: Who knew trains could race?
Hawkeye: I did. I raced with Gordon a few times.
Mily: *Passes Thomas*
Screwball: *Pops up from nowhere* Hello, I'm Screwball. I'm your hostess for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash: Rated TV-G
The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash: Rated TV-G

Screwball: That sounds about right. Trains on one half, and no trains...