Discord: *With three clones of himself* Are 你 a real 显示 host?
Discord Clone 1: Well, uh...
Discord Clone 2: Technically...
Discord Clone 3: Nah.
Discord: Have 你 ever received a five 星, 星级 rating from someone big, like..Like Rolling Stones Magazine?
Discord Clone 2: Nah.
Discord: Have 你 ever tried to be original?
Discord Clone 3: Nah nah.
Discord: Alright. I can see, that I will have to teach you, how to be, TV 显示 hosts!

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Discord: *Snaps his fingers, and makes them disappear* And for those of 你 that thought we'd do a whole We Are Number One But video, you're wrong. It's time for the...

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Sean: *Racing with Shayne* Woooh!!!!!
Shayne: Yeah!!!!
Applejack: They must really be enjoyin' that music.
Captain Jefferson: Talking trains racing each other? That's a new one.
Discord: *Goes through the ground without making a hole* Hello everyone, it's me, Discord. I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Also, happy new year. Our schedule for the last 日 of 2016 is down below.

On The Block: Rated TV-14
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y7
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA

Discord: Oh great. My 显示 is not on this time....

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The Island Of Sodor, 1976

It was a very foggy morning on the Island Of Sodor. Henry was going as fast as he could with the flying kipper. It was hours behind schedule.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfiction

The Great Race

Starring Thomas The Tank Engine (As if the earlier part of the credits didn't give that away)
Henry
Gordon
Duck
Samson
Emily
And many others

Henry: *Crosses Vicarstown Bridge, and enters mainland, and sees a red signal ahead*
Jinty & Pug: *Resting in a siding*
Workmen: *Waiting 由 three pick up trucks built 由 Ford, and GMC*...

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Sean: Well, this sounds sad for a 圣诞节 song.
Master Sword: Wait for it.
Sean: Oh, never mind. It doesn't sound sad anymore.

Tom gets surrounded 由 a 圈, 圈子 of 唱歌 ponies.

Tom: I feel honored. Thank 你 everyone for surrounding me while 唱歌 this... *Cries* Wonderful song! I can't stop crying, it's so beautiful!!
Master Sword: Stop crying!!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Master Sword. Let's get the story started.
Tom: *Still crying* Oh right, How Gilda 偷了 Christmas.
Rainbow Dash: We're going back to Black & White everyone.

Everypony down...

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Hawkeye: *Listening to the music* This is weird.
Carter: *Stops 下一个 to Hawkeye* Why? Just because it's from thirty years after your 显示 takes place?
Hawkeye: *Looks at Carter, and sees that he's in Union Pacific paint* When did our railroad get talking trains?
Twilight: 彩虹 Dash! How come 你 got your own show?!?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm not you! *Flies away*
Twilight: Not me? What's wrong with me?!!?
Spike: Have 你 seen yourself lately?
Tim: *Next to Thomas, eating popcorn* 你 want some?
Thomas: I know I'm a talking train, but I don't think I should eat that.
Tom: *Arrives* Well,...

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Tom: The Ballroom Blitz is back! *Dancing with 彩虹 Dash*
Twilight: *Looking at the ponies dancing with each other* Man I wanna dancing partner!
Discord: Dance with this! *Hits Twilight with a punching glove*
Sir Topham Hatt: *Watching the dance* That's the most violent dance I've ever seen, but enough about that. It's time to continue on with part 2. Our last two shows for the night are Trainz, and Ponies On The Rails.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run 由 five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns,...

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Hawkeye: So you're a cop, huh?
Tim: That's right.
Hawkeye: Why don't 你 arrest Gordon?
Tim: *Points to Gordon the express engine* That Gordon?
Hawkeye: Nope. My Gordon.
Gordon The Express Engine: *Stops 下一个 to Mily* Do 你 know you're still not supposed to be here yet?
Mily: Give me a break, I got permission.
Gordon The Express Engine: From who?!
Sir Topham Hatt: From me. *Laughs* To make things even 更多 exciting, I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.

Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash: Rated TV-G
Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails:...

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Gordon: *Stops 下一个 to Mily* What are 你 doing here?! You're not supposed to make an appearance until Episode 6.
Mily: I thought I'd make a cameo appearance. After all, my 显示 Trainz is starting soon.
Thomas: *Next to Sean* Well, I see your eyes are where your windshields should be.
Sean: I like this look better. I never really liked that grey face I had when I was in your show. No offense.
Mr. Baldwin: Everyone is very excited for Trainz.
Gordon: Not me! I want Ponies On The Rails to be on!
Tim: Shut up Gordon.
Mr. Baldwin: The back to back episodes are beginning now.

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