Twilight flashback

10 Things 你 Probably Shouldn’t do in Forks 或者 La Push

1)    Try to kill Bella Swan. I’m sorry, I want her dead too, but think about it, a coven of 吸血鬼 (expect Rosalie maybe) and a large pack of 狼人 stands between 你 and her. Odds are you’ll end up in the hospital (best case) 或者 you’ll end up dead before 你 can touch her (most likely case).

2)    Stand on the border between the Cullen’s and Quellite’s land, shake your fist toward La Push, and yell “Werewolves suck!” at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs. Why is this one a bad idea? One...