Charlie & Frankie: Return to the Asylum
MAIN characters:
Charlie
Frankie
Nicole Crenshaw
Granny Smith
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[Frankie sees Granny Smith murder Nicole Crenshaw]
F: *Oh my God!* 嘿 you! [Points]
GS: [Bangs Frankie over the head with a shovel]
[Time Cut]
[Frankie is in a hospital bed]
F: Ow! Where… What happened?
C: I don’t know, 你 tell me. 你 were found in an ally, and the Doctor says 你 got hit over the head with something.
F: I don’t remember that…. I don’t remember anything!
[Time cut]
Psychiatrist: Frankie. Tell me, have 你 ever had any… strange thoughts? Like, suicide?
F: Suicide? No.
Psychiatrist: Any other strange thoughts?
F: Well, I did plan on blowing up the world. I thought that was normal, but Charlie acted like that was strange.
Psychiatrist: Blowing up the world...
F: Yup. Me and Charlie were gonna live on mars, but then we figured that there would be too many aliens, so I decided that we could blow up mars.
Psychiatrist: … Ok, let’s talk about your amnesia. You’ve been diagnosed with amnesia. How does this make 你 feel?
F: Um, well I don’t really know. I can’t remember much of anything. I do remember somebody killing somebody else in that ally.
Psychiatrist: Really… What – tell me about that.
F: Well I remember being in the ally, and I heard someone scream, so I looked and there was somebody standing over a girl with a 刀 in their hand. That’s the last thing I remember.
[Time cut]
C: Ok Frank. 你 remember… The Place… don’t you?
F: Yeah.
C: Well they’re gonna keep 你 here for a while again, ‘kay?
F: Why?
C: Why?! Let me think… Maybe because 你 told your physiatrist about your “blowing up the moon” plan!
F: But I did see someone kill a girl, Charlie!
C: …Whatever. [Walks off]
GS: [walks up] Hello. Welcome to the Welford Asylum! 你 must be Frankfurt Mustard.
F: Frankfurt? No. Frankie.
GS: Frankfurt, it says here 你 are to be put in the Quiet Room.
F: *gasp* Oh no! Not the Quiet Room!
[Time cut]
[Frankie is in the “Quiet Room” in a straight jacket]
F: Help! Help!
GS: [comes in] Calm down, Frankfurt! Now, tell me again what happened in the ally.
F: I told you! I was in the ally, and I heard someone scream, so I looked and there was somebody standing over a girl with a 刀 in their hand… Oh wait! [Closes eyes as if thinking] The person with the 刀 was short. Kinda like you.
GS: Insane child! [Walks out]
[Time cut]
C: 你 called Sherriff?
Sherriff: We found a body in a trashcan in the ally your friend was in. We think maybe he did see a murder, but he’s insane! Tried to blow up the world! No one can trust him as a witness.
C: Body?!
Sherriff: Yes. She was identified as, a, Nicole Crenshaw.
[Time cut]
C: Frankie? I’ve come to see 你 but there’s a cop out side so I gotta hurry.
F: Oh, Charlie. I’ve been thinking. Why did 你 lie to me?
C: Huh?
F: I remembered that that night 你 说 你 were at Deliah’s house, but yesterday when 你 visited 你 说 你 were at 首页 that night.
C: Um…
F: And also, didn’t 你 say that Nicole Crenshaw was your old girlfriend that dumped 你 for John Wayne?
Sheriff: All right, Charlinus Stottlemeyer, you’re under arrest for suspected murder!
C: What?!
Sheriff: 你 have the right to remain silent. If 你 choose to speak anything 你 say can, and will be use against 你 in a court of law.
F: Wait no! I didn’t mean…
[Time cut]
[In jail]
F: Charlie! They let me out buddy! Listen, I think I’m remembering who killed that girl! It was an old woman! And I think it’s that mean ol’ Granny Smith!
C: 你 freakin’ idiot! 你 got me in here, and then 你 wanna run around playing detective?! Get outta here! Don’t ever come back!
F: But Charlie! I know she did it! I just gotta prove it…
C: Get out!
[Time cut]
F: [talking to secretary at the asylum] So, 你 say Granny Smith has a record here at the asylum!
Secretary: Yup. She was in the nutty-bin for 15 years. She tried to kill her husband.
F: What about Nicole Crenshaw?
Secretary: Nicole Crenshaw… [Looks through files] Here. Yup, she was here too, for 5 years. Attempted suicide. She was Granny Smith’s room-mate.
F: I WAS RIGHT!!!
[Time cut]
C: Thanks for getting me outta there Frank. Sorry I was a jerk before.
F: That’s ok.
Sherriff: Frankfurt Mustard and Charlinus Stottlemeyer! You’re both under arrest for… Lying to the police! 你 have the right to remain silent. If 你 choose to speak anything 你 say can, and will be use against 你 in a court of law!
[Hand cuffs Charlie and Frankie]
F: What?! I didn’t! The files are at the asylum!
Sherriff: No they’re not. Nicole Crenshaw has a record, but not Granny Smith!
[Time cut]
[Charlie and Frankie in the Quiet Room]
C: Help!
F: Help!
C: Help!
[Both take turns yelling “help” for a while]
C: This is getting us nowhere. We need a new plan.
[Both continue to take turns yelling “help”]
GS: [comes in] Hello kiddies. I brought 你 some cookies.
F: You! 你 destroyed the records didn’t you?
GS: Maybe.
F: 你 murdered her!
GS: Yes I know dear. But that’ll be our little secret. [Gets out of view of the camera]
[Freaky 费雷德 音乐 plays for a while]
GS: [walks past with a CD player] Excuse me.
C & F: What?!
THE END
By me, and my cousin link
MAIN characters:
Charlie
Frankie
Nicole Crenshaw
Granny Smith
__________________________________________________
[Frankie sees Granny Smith murder Nicole Crenshaw]
F: *Oh my God!* 嘿 you! [Points]
GS: [Bangs Frankie over the head with a shovel]
[Time Cut]
[Frankie is in a hospital bed]
F: Ow! Where… What happened?
C: I don’t know, 你 tell me. 你 were found in an ally, and the Doctor says 你 got hit over the head with something.
F: I don’t remember that…. I don’t remember anything!
[Time cut]
Psychiatrist: Frankie. Tell me, have 你 ever had any… strange thoughts? Like, suicide?
F: Suicide? No.
Psychiatrist: Any other strange thoughts?
F: Well, I did plan on blowing up the world. I thought that was normal, but Charlie acted like that was strange.
Psychiatrist: Blowing up the world...
F: Yup. Me and Charlie were gonna live on mars, but then we figured that there would be too many aliens, so I decided that we could blow up mars.
Psychiatrist: … Ok, let’s talk about your amnesia. You’ve been diagnosed with amnesia. How does this make 你 feel?
F: Um, well I don’t really know. I can’t remember much of anything. I do remember somebody killing somebody else in that ally.
Psychiatrist: Really… What – tell me about that.
F: Well I remember being in the ally, and I heard someone scream, so I looked and there was somebody standing over a girl with a 刀 in their hand. That’s the last thing I remember.
[Time cut]
C: Ok Frank. 你 remember… The Place… don’t you?
F: Yeah.
C: Well they’re gonna keep 你 here for a while again, ‘kay?
F: Why?
C: Why?! Let me think… Maybe because 你 told your physiatrist about your “blowing up the moon” plan!
F: But I did see someone kill a girl, Charlie!
C: …Whatever. [Walks off]
GS: [walks up] Hello. Welcome to the Welford Asylum! 你 must be Frankfurt Mustard.
F: Frankfurt? No. Frankie.
GS: Frankfurt, it says here 你 are to be put in the Quiet Room.
F: *gasp* Oh no! Not the Quiet Room!
[Time cut]
[Frankie is in the “Quiet Room” in a straight jacket]
F: Help! Help!
GS: [comes in] Calm down, Frankfurt! Now, tell me again what happened in the ally.
F: I told you! I was in the ally, and I heard someone scream, so I looked and there was somebody standing over a girl with a 刀 in their hand… Oh wait! [Closes eyes as if thinking] The person with the 刀 was short. Kinda like you.
GS: Insane child! [Walks out]
[Time cut]
C: 你 called Sherriff?
Sherriff: We found a body in a trashcan in the ally your friend was in. We think maybe he did see a murder, but he’s insane! Tried to blow up the world! No one can trust him as a witness.
C: Body?!
Sherriff: Yes. She was identified as, a, Nicole Crenshaw.
[Time cut]
C: Frankie? I’ve come to see 你 but there’s a cop out side so I gotta hurry.
F: Oh, Charlie. I’ve been thinking. Why did 你 lie to me?
C: Huh?
F: I remembered that that night 你 说 你 were at Deliah’s house, but yesterday when 你 visited 你 说 你 were at 首页 that night.
C: Um…
F: And also, didn’t 你 say that Nicole Crenshaw was your old girlfriend that dumped 你 for John Wayne?
Sheriff: All right, Charlinus Stottlemeyer, you’re under arrest for suspected murder!
C: What?!
Sheriff: 你 have the right to remain silent. If 你 choose to speak anything 你 say can, and will be use against 你 in a court of law.
F: Wait no! I didn’t mean…
[Time cut]
[In jail]
F: Charlie! They let me out buddy! Listen, I think I’m remembering who killed that girl! It was an old woman! And I think it’s that mean ol’ Granny Smith!
C: 你 freakin’ idiot! 你 got me in here, and then 你 wanna run around playing detective?! Get outta here! Don’t ever come back!
F: But Charlie! I know she did it! I just gotta prove it…
C: Get out!
[Time cut]
F: [talking to secretary at the asylum] So, 你 say Granny Smith has a record here at the asylum!
Secretary: Yup. She was in the nutty-bin for 15 years. She tried to kill her husband.
F: What about Nicole Crenshaw?
Secretary: Nicole Crenshaw… [Looks through files] Here. Yup, she was here too, for 5 years. Attempted suicide. She was Granny Smith’s room-mate.
F: I WAS RIGHT!!!
[Time cut]
C: Thanks for getting me outta there Frank. Sorry I was a jerk before.
F: That’s ok.
Sherriff: Frankfurt Mustard and Charlinus Stottlemeyer! You’re both under arrest for… Lying to the police! 你 have the right to remain silent. If 你 choose to speak anything 你 say can, and will be use against 你 in a court of law!
[Hand cuffs Charlie and Frankie]
F: What?! I didn’t! The files are at the asylum!
Sherriff: No they’re not. Nicole Crenshaw has a record, but not Granny Smith!
[Time cut]
[Charlie and Frankie in the Quiet Room]
C: Help!
F: Help!
C: Help!
[Both take turns yelling “help” for a while]
C: This is getting us nowhere. We need a new plan.
[Both continue to take turns yelling “help”]
GS: [comes in] Hello kiddies. I brought 你 some cookies.
F: You! 你 destroyed the records didn’t you?
GS: Maybe.
F: 你 murdered her!
GS: Yes I know dear. But that’ll be our little secret. [Gets out of view of the camera]
[Freaky 费雷德 音乐 plays for a while]
GS: [walks past with a CD player] Excuse me.
C & F: What?!
THE END
By me, and my cousin link