One fine day, Lisa Cuddy and Baby Rachel were window shopping.
"Oooooo look at that 短裙, 裙子 Rachel! Mummy would look amazing in that!" 说 Cuddy, pointing
at a tight black 短裙, 裙子 displayed in a 商店 window.
Rachel responded with some weird baby noises which seemed to be in agreement with Cuddy's observation.
Cuddy and Baby Rachel crossed the road, intending to visit the baby clothing store, when Cuddy noticed a quaint little 商店 called:
Mr Finklesworth's Emporium Of Merriful Wonderment
"Intriguing... Shall we go have a look in there Rachel?"
Rachel responded with 更多 agreeing gurgles.
Cuddy and Rachel went into the store and were greeted 由 a bizarre smell - a mixture of bubble gum, 《冰雪奇缘》 peas and leather pants.
"Ugh. Gross." 说 Cuddy.
"Ugh." 说 Baby Rachel.
"Hello." 说 a deep, creepy voice.
A small bald man wearing a floral dressing 袍, 礼服 emerged from a dark corner of the store.
"Uh, hi. I'm just looking thanks." 说 Cuddy.
"I can sense that 你 are women of great passion and great buttocks. Please follow me." 说 the bald man.
Cuddy reluctantly followed the man to the back of the store.
"These are for you." 说 the man.
He handed her a bright red thong.
"What the f..."
"This is your destiny Lisa Cuddy. Wear this 丁字裤 and all your dreams will come alive."
"How do 你 know my name?!" Cuddy yelled.
"I know all." 说 the bald man.
"You are creeping me out. I'm leaving."
"Fine! But if 你 do not accept your destiny, an evil curse will fall on your head and 你 will be damned for eternity!"
Cuddy ran out of the store and went straight home.
After feeding Baby Rachel and putting her down for a nap, Cuddy decided to have a nap for herself. She went into her bedroom and threw herself down on her bed.
She couldn't quite get comfortable so decided to fluff up her pillows. But what she discovered under 枕头 shocked her to her core.
"The 丁字裤 Of Destiny! The bald man's prophesy! HOLY CRAP!"
Cuddy cautiously put the 丁字裤 and adjusted it for maximum comfort. She went over to the full-length mirror and inspected her butt.
"Oh my god... my ass... it looks... AMAZING!"
Cuddy's 屁股 did indeed look spectacular.
"That creepy man was right! My butt looks phenomenal! This will change my life! I will possess the greatest 屁股 in the history of the universe! It is my destiny!"
And that is the story of how Dr Lisa Cuddy came to have the greatest 屁股 that 你 will ever see.
"Oooooo look at that 短裙, 裙子 Rachel! Mummy would look amazing in that!" 说 Cuddy, pointing
at a tight black 短裙, 裙子 displayed in a 商店 window.
Rachel responded with some weird baby noises which seemed to be in agreement with Cuddy's observation.
Cuddy and Baby Rachel crossed the road, intending to visit the baby clothing store, when Cuddy noticed a quaint little 商店 called:
Mr Finklesworth's Emporium Of Merriful Wonderment
"Intriguing... Shall we go have a look in there Rachel?"
Rachel responded with 更多 agreeing gurgles.
Cuddy and Rachel went into the store and were greeted 由 a bizarre smell - a mixture of bubble gum, 《冰雪奇缘》 peas and leather pants.
"Ugh. Gross." 说 Cuddy.
"Ugh." 说 Baby Rachel.
"Hello." 说 a deep, creepy voice.
A small bald man wearing a floral dressing 袍, 礼服 emerged from a dark corner of the store.
"Uh, hi. I'm just looking thanks." 说 Cuddy.
"I can sense that 你 are women of great passion and great buttocks. Please follow me." 说 the bald man.
Cuddy reluctantly followed the man to the back of the store.
"These are for you." 说 the man.
He handed her a bright red thong.
"What the f..."
"This is your destiny Lisa Cuddy. Wear this 丁字裤 and all your dreams will come alive."
"How do 你 know my name?!" Cuddy yelled.
"I know all." 说 the bald man.
"You are creeping me out. I'm leaving."
"Fine! But if 你 do not accept your destiny, an evil curse will fall on your head and 你 will be damned for eternity!"
Cuddy ran out of the store and went straight home.
After feeding Baby Rachel and putting her down for a nap, Cuddy decided to have a nap for herself. She went into her bedroom and threw herself down on her bed.
She couldn't quite get comfortable so decided to fluff up her pillows. But what she discovered under 枕头 shocked her to her core.
"The 丁字裤 Of Destiny! The bald man's prophesy! HOLY CRAP!"
Cuddy cautiously put the 丁字裤 and adjusted it for maximum comfort. She went over to the full-length mirror and inspected her butt.
"Oh my god... my ass... it looks... AMAZING!"
Cuddy's 屁股 did indeed look spectacular.
"That creepy man was right! My butt looks phenomenal! This will change my life! I will possess the greatest 屁股 in the history of the universe! It is my destiny!"
And that is the story of how Dr Lisa Cuddy came to have the greatest 屁股 that 你 will ever see.
