This is in NO way serious so don't bag me. This is a bit like a roleplay... 问题 and suggestions are welcome! Do 你 have a 问题 你 want to ask the Doctor? (Got a lot of inspiration from an 文章 on fanfiction.net 由 PsychoSweetHeart).
Me: Hello! XD
Dr: What the!? Who are you? How'd 你 get through the wall!?
Me: Here... (Hands him an iPhone) Start recording!
Dr: (Fumbles around with it for awhile)
Me: (Sighs) Touch the screen!
Dr: Interesting... What is 'Angry Birds'?
Me: (Snatches it off him) I'm going to ask 你 a few 问题 and 你 are going to answer them.
Dr: An interview? (Thinks)...
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