Dr. Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow 壁纸

CONTINUED...

Crane: Jervis! Don't sneak up on me like that!
Hatter: I'm sorry. I got lonely. AND, Alice did bring me here.
Crane: Alice???
Freakoutnow: Ello! Thought 你 could get away from me huh!?
Crane: *Facepalm* I was interviewing Karajorel...
Karajorel: Dr. 起重机 there's nothing wrong with having group therapy sessions in broad daylight! But *air quotes* "Alice", why'd 你 bring Jervis?!
Freakoutnow: Because I needed him to get me out! The way "Dr" 起重机 tied me up nearly cut off my circulation!
Crane: Whole idea.
Freakoutnow: That's why I brought Hatter!
Karajorel: How could he possibly help you?...

This is in NO way serious so don't bag me. This is a bit like a roleplay... 问题 and suggestions are welcome! Do 你 have a 问题 你 want to ask the Doctor? (Got a lot of inspiration from an 文章 on fanfiction.net 由 PsychoSweetHeart).

Me: Hello! XD
Dr: What the!? Who are you? How'd 你 get through the wall!?
Me: Here... (Hands him an iPhone) Start recording!
Dr: (Fumbles around with it for awhile)
Me: (Sighs) Touch the screen!
Dr: Interesting... What is 'Angry Birds'?
Me: (Snatches it off him) I'm going to ask 你 a few 问题 and 你 are going to answer them.
Dr: An interview? (Thinks)...