1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! 你 threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! 你 only wish 你 could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like 培根 and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont 你 fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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