Bedtime Stories

This is an old idea that I had a few years 以前 but never got to, until now. 迪士尼 Channel, a place that gave many 名人 their first breakout role that would lead to many other opportunities. Some end up being successful adults, some become train wrecks, and some fade away from fame and are barely remembered (despite that they're still in the business). However, if 迪士尼 Channel and Hollywood in general, have taught us anything, it's that 你 don't need talent to be famous, in some cases 你 don't even have to be attractive 或者 talented in order to be famous. I think anyone can sing if...

Ursula: Yeeeeeees, hurry home, princess. We wouldn't want to miss old Daddy's celebration, now, would we? Huh! Celebration indeed. Bah! In *my* day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace. And now, look at me - wasted away to practically nothing - banished, and exiled, and practically starving, while he and his flimsy fish-folk celebrate. Well, I'll give 'em something to celebrate soon enough. Flotsam! Jetsam! I want 你 to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the key to Triton's undoing...

Ursula: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I can't stand it!...