It is 圣诞节 and Sykes and Jafar are welcoming Forte, disney's greatest 圣诞节 villain of all time. Sykes: I'm happy to meet you, Forte. This is our christmas. Jafar: I would 爱情 to hear 你 sing, Forte. Sykes: Yes, Forte. Go on. Forte: The quickest way to break your heart
Make 你 depressed and ill
Is to get 魔发奇缘 up inside
The side effects could kill
All passion is a waste of time
A deadly game pour vous
I am your friend, your cher ami
I wouldn't lie to you
If 你 must 爱情 someone, may I suggest
You 爱情 yourself! Just think it through
You'll never leave and 你 will find
You'll get 更多 rest...
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