Disney's 老友记 For Change Games: Meet The Blue Team!

Captain Hook and his pirates appeared. They captured Peter Pan and the 迷失 Boys and chained them up. "Stop it! Please!" Jane shouted. Jane tried to explain to Peter that Captain Hook had tricked her. But Peter would not listen. "You lied to me, and because 你 don't believe in fairies, Tink's light is going out!" he cried. On Hook's pirate ship, the 迷失 Boys stood locked and chained to the mast. Captain Hook was about to make Peter Pan walk the plank! "Say your prayers, Peter Pan!" Captain Hook 说 with an evil laugh. "Not so fast, 你 old codfish!" 说 a voice. It was Jane-and Tinker Bell...

1. Come up with a ridiculously cheesy plot.

2. Make all 或者 most of your characters really, really, really boring and unlikable. If the audience doesn't wanna strangle the characters 由 the end of the movie, then you're doing it wrong.

3. Hire really horrible songwriters to write awful songs with atrocious lyrics.

4. Auto-tune the sh*t out of the songs. If your songs don't sound like they have the entire world's worth of auto-tune on them, then you're doing it wrong.

5. Hire really, really bad singers to sing your awful songs. The maximum amount of good singers 你 can have is two 或者 three at most....