Queen: Cards, halt! Count off!

Cards: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Jack.

Alice: The rabbit!

White Rabbit: He...he... her imperial highness, he... her grace, her excellency, her royal majesty, the 皇后乐队 of Hearts! And the King...

A card (or perhaps Mickey Mouse?): Hurray!

Queen: Hum... Who's been painting my 玫瑰 red? Who's been painting my 玫瑰 red? Who dares to taint, with vulgar paint, the royal 花 bed? For painting my 玫瑰 red, someone will loose his head!

Three: Oh, no! Your majesty! Please, it's all his fault!

Two: Not me, your grace! The Ace, the Ace!

Queen: You?

Ace: No, Two!

Queen: The Deuce 你 say?

Two: Not me, the Three!

Queen: That's enough! Off with their heads!

Cards: They're going to loose their heads, for painting the 玫瑰 red, it serves them right, they planted white, the 玫瑰 should be red. Oh, they're going to loose their head...

Queen: Silence!

Alice: Oh, please, please! They were only trying to...

Queen: And who is this?

King: Uh... well, well, well, now, eh... let me see, my dear. It certainly isn't a heart... do 你 suppose it's a club?

Queen: Why, it's a little girl.

Alice: Yes, and- and I was hoping...

Queen: Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers! Turn out your toes. Curtsey. Open your mouth a little wider, and always say 'yes, your majesty'!

Alice: Yes, your majesty!

Queen: Hmhmhmhm. Now, um, where do 你 come from, and where are 你 going?

Alice: Well, um, I'm trying to find my way home...

Queen: Your way? All ways here are my ways!

Alice: Well, yes, I know, but I was just thinking...

Queen: Curtsey while you're thinking, it saves time.

Alice: Yes, your majesty, but I was only going to ask...

Queen: I'll ask the questions! Do 你 play croquet?

Alice: Why, yes, your majesty.

Queen: Then let the game begin!

King: In your places, in your places, 由 order of the king! Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Queen: Shuffle deck! Cards cut! Deal cards! Cards, halt! ... Silence! Pfwfwfwfw! ... Off with his head!

King: Off with his head, off with his head! 由 order of the king. 你 heard what she said!

Queen: You're next!

Alice: Oh, but...

Queen: Hahaha... my dear.

Alice: Ahhh... Yes, your majesty.

Queen: Hmhmhmhmhm....

Cards: Hahahahaha!

Alice: Oh... hahahahaha! Stop!

Queen: Grrrwl, ??

Alice: Do 你 want us both to loose our heads?

Flamingo: Uh! Hum!

Alice: Well, I don't!

Cards: Hahahaha... Hurray! ... Hahahaha!

Cheshire Cat: La la la da da dum... la la la hmm... I say, how are 你 getting on?

Alice: Not at all.

Cheshire Cat: Beg your pardon?

Alice: I 说 'not at all'!

Queen: Whom are 你 talking to?

Alice: Oh, uh... a cat, your majesty!

Queen: Cat? Where?

Alice: There! Oh... Oh there he is again!

Queen: I warn 你 child, if I loose my temper, 你 loose your head, understand?

Cheshire Cat: 你 know, we could make her really angry. Shall we try?

Alice: Oh no no!

Cheshire Cat: Oh, but it's lots of fun!

Alice: No, no, no! Stop! Oh no!

White Rabbit: Oh my 毛皮 and whiskers!

King: Oh dear! Save the queen!

Queen: Someone's head will roll for this! Yours! Off with her...

King: But- but consider, my dear. Couldn't she have a trial... uh... first?

Queen: Trial?

King: Well, just a... uh... little trial? Hmm?

Queen: Hmm. Very well then. Let the trial begin!

White Rabbit: Huh... your majesty... members of the jury... loyal subjects...

King: A-hem...

White Rabbit: ...and the king. The prisoner at the bar is charged with enticing her majesty, the 皇后乐队 of Hearts, into a game of croquet, and thereby willfully...

Alice: But...

White Rabbit: ...and with malice aforethought, teasing, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved...

Queen: Don't mind all that! Get to the part where I loose my temper.

White Rabbit: Bwbwbwl... thereby causing the 皇后乐队 to loose her temper.

Queen: Now, Ha ha... are 你 ready for your sentence?

Alice: Sentence? Ah, but there must be a verdict first!

Queen: Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.

Alice: But that just isn't the way!

Queen: All ways are...

Alice: Your ways, your majesty.

Queen: Yes, my child. Off with her...

King: Consider, my dear. Uh... we called no witnesses... Uh... couldn't we hear... maybe one 或者 two? Ha? Maybe?

Queen: Oh, very well. But get on with it!

King: First witness! First witness! Ah, we'll call the first witness.

White Rabbit: The March Hare.

King: Oh, oh, what do 你 know about this uh... unfortunate affair?

March Hare: Nothing.

Queen: Nothing whatever?

March Hare: Nothing whatever!

Queen: That's very important! Jury, write that down!

Alice: Unimportant, uh... your majesty means of course...

Queen: Silence! 下一个 witness.

White Rabbit: The Dormouse!

Queen: Well...

Cards: Shhh!

Queen: What have 你 to say about this?

Dormouse: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder...

Queen: That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet. Write that down!

Jury: Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle...

Alice: Twinkle, twinkle. What next?

White Rabbit: The Mad Hatter!

Mad Hatter: Oh... he he he he!

Queen: Off with your hat!

Mad Hatter: Oh, my! He he he!

King: And eh... where were 你 when this horrible crime was committed?

Mad Hatter: I was home, drinking tea. Today 你 know is my unbirthday.

King: Why, my dear! Today is your unbirthday too!

Queen: It is?

March 野兔 & Mad Hatter: It is?

Cards: It is?

Mad Hatter, March 野兔 and Cards: A very merry unbirthday!

Queen: To me?

Alice: Oh no!

Mad Hatter, March 野兔 and Cards: To you! A very merry unbirthday!

Queen: For me?

Mad Hatter, March 野兔 and Cards: For you!

Mad Hatter: Now blow the candle out, my dear and make your wish come true! He he he.

Mad Hatter, March 野兔 and Cards: A very merry unbirthday, to you!

Alice: Oh! Your majesty!

Queen: Oh, yes, my dear?

Alice: Look! There he is now!

Queen: He? Where? Who?

Alice: The Cheshire Cat!

Queen: Cat?

Dormouse: Cat! Cat? Cat cat cat cat!

March Hare: Hang on, hang on!

Mad Hatter: This is terrible!

Dormouse: Cat cat cat cat!

Mad Hatter: Help! Help!

King: Catch him! Stand in!

March Hare: Catch him! Catch him! Go for it!

Mad Hatter: Help him! Catch him! Give me the jam, the jam!

King: The jam! The jam! 由 order of the king!

Mad Hatter: The jam!

Queen: Let me have it! Somebody's head is going to roll for this! A-ha!

Alice: The mushroom!

Queen: Off with her h...hmpf!

Alice: Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you! Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards!

Cards: Huh?

King: Rule forty-two: all persons 更多 than a mile high must leave the court immediately.

Alice: I'm not a mile high. And I'm not leaving.

Queen: Hehehe... sorry! Rule forty-two, 你 know.

Alice: And as for you, your majesty! Your majesty indeed! Why, you're not a queen, but just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty- tyrant...

Queen: Hmhmhmhm... and uh... what were 你 saying, my dear?

Cheshire Cat: Well, she simply 说 that you're a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant, hahahaha!

Queen: Off with her head!

King: 你 heard what her majesty said! Off with her head! ...

All: Forward, backward, inward, outward, here we go again! No one ever looses and no one can ever win. Backward, forward, outward, inward, bottom to the top, there's...

Queen: Off with her head! Off with her head!

March Hare: Just a moment! 你 can't leave a 茶 party without having a cup of tea, 你 know!

Alice: But- but I can't stop now!

March Hare: Ah, but we insist! 你 must 加入 us in a cup of tea!

Queen: Off with her head!

Alice: Mister Caterpillar! What will I do?

Caterpillar: Who are you?

Alice: Cough-cough! Cough-cough!

Queen: There she goes! Don't let her get away! Off with her head!

Doorknob: Awww! Still locked, 你 know.

Alice: But the Queen! I simply must get out!

Doorknob: Oh, but 你 are outside.

Alice: What?

Doorknob: See for yourself!

Alice: Why, why that's me! I'm asleep!

Queen: Don't let her get away! Off with her head!

Alice: Alice, wake up! Please wake up, Alice! Alice! Please wake up, Alice! Alice! Alice! Alice!