One night, in new york, there was a husband and a wife with a baby. They were walking when suddenly a gun shot came. It was an evil cowboy called Texas Pete and his very cowardly, outrageously camp henchman, Skeleton. “What are 你 doing here?” Shouted a husband. “Get away from us!” Shouted a wife. “Let the baby go!” Shouted Tex. “Or I shall kill 你 both!” “Never!” Shouted a husband and a wife. “Go get them, Tex!” Shouted Skeleton evilly. Texas Pete and Skeleton chased after a husband and a wife. “Help us, Police!” They cried. But it was too late. Texas Pete was already going to shoot them. “Ahhhh, how sweet!” 说 Tex. “Ow! Skeleton, the baby is trying to pull my mustach!” “All right, Tex. Now, my pretty baby boy,” 说 Skeleton, “that’s naughty. Are 你 all right, Tex.” “No, Skeleton! I’m not all right!” Shouted Tex. “What?” 说 Skeleton. “I am not all right!” Shouted Tex again. “The baby is so stupid. He’s so bulky. I’m gonna call him Bulk.” “Why are 你 going to call him Bulk?” Asked Skeleton. “I just think it’s a good idea because he will be an overweight fool with intense stupidity.” 说 Tex. “Arrest Tex and Skeleton,” Shouted the leader of the coppers, “who murdered the baby’s mother and father!” “Quick, Skel!” Shouted Tex. “We’d better go back to our hideout!” As the years passed, Bulk grew into an overweight man. “Good morning, Skeleton!” 说 Bulk. “Good morning, Bulk!” 说 Skeleton happily. “I hope 你 slept well. 你 are my best friend ever.” “I certainly did, Skeleton.” 说 Bulk. “After all, that’s what 老友记 are for.” Tex woke up. “Morning, boys!” 说 Tex. “Morning, Tex!” 说 Bulk and Skeleton. “Today, we have pears. They’re really tasty.” 说 Tex. And Tex began to sing. “One picks up the pear. The most best 水果 ever! 你 can have 梨 pies 或者 梨 tarts. One picks up the pear. The most delicious thing ever!” Tex ate the pear. “There,” 说 Tex, “now that was delicious, wasn’t it?” “It certainly was, Tex!” 说 Bulk and Skeleton. “Now, Bulk.” 说 Tex. “Yeah?” 说 Bulk. “Outside of new york, there’s a Statue of Liberty.” 说 Tex. “When 你 see a lovely roof at the top, 你 gotta see it. Before 你 and Skeleton can go back, throw him off first. Well, go now.” So Bulk and Skeleton went out of Tex’s hideout. They were walking down the 街, 街道 outside of new york. When they got to the Statue of Liberty, they climbed up the steps. “Tex 说 there’s a lovely roof at the top.” 说 Bulk. “He would.” Agreed Skeleton. “And he wants us to see it.” 说 Bulk. “There, isn’t it pretty?” “Oh,” 说 Skeleton, “I suppose it is if 你 like that sort of thing. Oh. Oh, please, let’s go back.” “Uh, no.” 说 Bulk. “Tex 说 I have to throw 你 off first.” “What?” Shouted Skeleton in a panic. “You is probably joking!” Then Bulk let go of Skeleton. “Whatever 你 do, don’t look down.” 说 Skeleton to himself. “Ahhhhhh! Help!” In the treehouse, there was a teddy 熊 called Superted and his bumbling companion, Spotty. “Tell me the magic word, Superted.” 说 Spotty. “No.” Replied Superted. “But I won’t tell anyone else.” 说 Spotty. “Nop.” 说 Superted. “But Superted, why can’t 你 tell me a magic word?” Asked Spotty. “Because it’s a secret.” Answered Superted. Then the screen came on. “Superted!” Shouted the leader of the coppers. “Calling Superted! There’s someone on the Statue of Liberty!” “I’ll just say my secret magic word.” 说 Superted. So he 说 his secret magic word and he and Spotty flew to rescue Skeleton. The villain was ready to drive his 面包车, 范 to Superted’s treehouse. “At last!” 说 Tex to himself. “After all these years! If it wasn’t hard to find, just follow up the trails and you’re there.” Tex laughed evilly. “When I know that magic word, no one in the world will be safe.” 说 Tex. “Now, where shall I hide these microphones? Ah ha! There. Evil Bulk will be able to hear his magic word.” Then Tex had an evil laugh. Back on the Statue of Liberty, Skeleton was slipping. Then the seagulls came and tickled his bones. Superted and Spotty came. But Skeleton fell. However, Superted managed to rescue him. Back at his treehouse, Superted and Spotty had a talk. “I think we should lock Skeleton up.” 说 Spotty. “No. We can’t lock him up because he was afraid of heights. But what was he doing?” 说 Superted. “I think Tex is up to something. He put a microphone on the football. Bulk doesn’t listen to my magic word unless he tells him too.” “What?” Shouted Bulk. “He’s just stupid, Spotty.” 说 Superted. “Well if we ignore Bulk, would 你 like a game of football?” “Um, no thanks.” Answered Superted. “Bulk might spot my magic word.” “But Superted, Bulk is a nice man and is 老友记 with Skeleton.” Explained Spotty. “Well don’t talk such nonsense, Spotty.” 说 Superted. Back in new york, Texas Pete and Skeleton were on the boat. “Thanks for my arm, Tex.” 说 Skeleton. “You’re very kind.” “Who are 你 calling kind?” Snarled Tex. “That 你 are, Tex.” 说 Skeleton. “You’re very kind and generous.” “Generous?” Shouted Tex. “No one calls me generous and gets away with it!” “Tex, what are 你 doing? You’re not really kind 或者 generous. You’re horrible and nasty and…! Ahhhhh!” Cried Skeleton. “Tex, don’t leave me here!” “Now I only hope Bulk’s listening.” 说 Tex to himself. “Tex!” Shouted Skeleton. “Oh no! Not again!” 说 Superted. “Who’s that, Superted?” Asked Spotty. “He looks like a coastguard, Spotty.” “Superted, hello! We need your help!” Shouted a coast guard. “We’ve recived someone floating in the sea a hundred miles off the coast!” “I’ll be right there!” 说 Superted. “I’ll just say my secret my word.” “Yea?” 说 Bulk excitedly. Bulk was overjoyed to hear his secret word. “I’ve heard it!” Shouted Bulk excitedly. “I think I’ll say my magic word, Spotty.” Bulk immediately 说 Superted’s magic word. Then he was ready to fly off. He sang. “Who’s a 熊 that flies through the air? Superted! Superted! SUPERTED!” Superbulk was flying through the sky. “It’s easy when 你 know how!” He said. “I can go backwards. Wa Hey! Oh no! Help! Whoaaah! Oh!” Superted and Spotty rescued Skeleton again. “I told 你 Tex was up to something.” 说 Superted. “How did 你 know?” Asked Spotty. “He obviously wants to keep away from the treehouse. But why?” Explained Superted. “Come on, Spotty!” They put Skeleton down on the sand. Skeleton saw one of the seagulls who had got his arm. “Come back with my arm!” He shouted. “Oi you! Come back!” But the seagull didn’t come back. Back at Superted’s treehouse, Superted saw something. “There’s no one here.” 说 Superted to himself. “Someone left a pear. It might be poisioned.” Just then, Spotty bumped into Superted. “You don’t think you’ve left a microphone, Superted.” 说 Spotty. “I haven’t, Spotty.” Replied Superted. “It’s just that we’ve been bugged! We’d better go down and see.” “Well, it’s the least we can do.” 说 Spotty. They went to Tex’s van. “If 你 hear the microphones, 你 can listen to anything.” 说 Superted. “Let’s go inside. There’s no one but a shape of…… BULK!” Cried Superted and Spotty. “Come on, Spotty!” Cried Superted. “We’d better stop them 或者 then we will be in trouble!” Meanwhile, Bulk was flying with the bees. He saw some flowers. He sniffed them but then sneezed! He bumped into Texas Pete in the tree. “OK, Bulk,” 说 Tex, “Fun’s over. This is where 你 tell your uncle Tex the secret word.” But Bulk flew up. “Tex, I can fly just like a bee.” 说 Bulk. “Don’t play games with me, 你 dummy!” Shouted Tex. “Tell me the word!” “Ah, don’t do that, Tex.” 说 Bulk. “You’re spoiling my lovely costume. I only got it today.” “Tell me the word, Bulk, 或者 I’ll tear 你 limb from limb!” Shouted Tex. “Don’t push, Tex!” Shouted Bulk. “Tell me!” Shouted Tex angrily. “You’re hurting!” Shouted Bulk. “Tell me the….!” Shouted Tex. “Tex!” Shouted Bulk. Then he punched his face. “I can take a few words at the time like that, Tex. And when 你 talk like that, the words go in my head, and I get very confused, and I don’t think 你 should do it again!” Shouted Bulk. He threw Tex to the 树 trunk. “Bulk, how could 你 treat your best buddy like that?” 说 Tex. “Look, there’s Tex!” Called Supeted. “How did he get up there?” Asked Spotty. “If he knew the magic word, maybe he flew there!” 说 Superted. Tex fell but was saved 由 Bulk. “Are 你 really my best friend, Tex?” Asked Bulk. “Sure!” Replied Tex. “Well you’ve done too much trouble. If only 你 told me the magic word, we can both fly and 你 wouldn’t have to carry me.” “Yea!” 说 Bulk. “Why didn’t I think of that?” “Probably because you’re too stupid.” Thought Tex. “I think it’s like abra kadabra.” 说 Bulk. “We’ve almost got them!” Shouted Superted. “What do 你 do when 你 don’t get a pear?” Asked Tex. “It’s no use, Tex.” 说 Bulk. “I’ve forgotten.” “You idiot!” Shouted Tex who knocked his head and fell to the ground. “All that trouble, he forgets the magic word?” Sobbed Tex. “Yea hey!” Shouted Bulk cheefully. “Come back here!” Shouted Tex angrily. Then he began to cry. “Bulk might know in a few minutes.” 说 Superted. He and Spotty flew to the seaside. “By my calculation, Bulk should stop any moment now!” 说 Superted. Then Bulk stopped and fell to the sea. “Ah hello, Skeleton.” Smiled Bulk. “Oh Bulk, my arm!” 说 Skeleton. “I just knew 你 would come because you’re my best friend ever.” “Well, Skeleton,” 说 Superted, “We’ll take 你 and Bulk to our treehouse in no time.” Later that night, Superted wasn’t very happy. “I can’t do it.” Sighed Superted. “Why not?” Asked Bulk. “Well if 你 can be my superhero, 你 can save people when they’re in danger. 由 the way, Tex is not trying.” 说 Superted. “That’s right, Superted!” 说 Bulk. “I’ll never see him again because he’s really evil.” The 下一个 day, Tex was eating a lot of pears. “That Bulk.” 说 Tex angrily. “He doesn’t know the magic word. I think I’ll listen to the microphones again.” “I’ll just say my secret magic word, Bulk, Skeleton and Spotty.” 说 Superted. “Ah ha!” Snarled Tex in an evil surprise. “Now I know. I’ll say my secret magic word.” Then he transformed into Evil Supertex! Then Tex flew threw the woods. “Do 你 think Tex 说 my magic word?” Asked Superted. “He did!” Cried Skeleton. “He’s the worst villain in the world!” “Come on, Spotty!” Shouted Superted. “Run!” “There’s no way 你 can run, Superted.” Hissed Tex. He chased after him and his friend, Spotty. But luckily, it was Superbulk to the rescue! “Thank 你 for saving us, Bulk.” 说 Superted. “You’re the best hero ever!” 说 Spotty. “You’re welcome, Superted and Spotty.” 说 Bulk. “Because that’s what 老友记 are for!” “I made a wax of pear, Superbulk.” 说 Superted. “Will 你 give it to Tex?” “Of course, Superted.” Replied Bulk. He put a waxed 梨 on the 树 trunk. “Well, what have we got here?” 说 Tex in a surprise. “A pear!” He ate a 梨 and….. “Yuck! This 梨 is made of wax. BULK!” Roared Tex. “Oh no!” Cried Bulk. “It’s Tex!” Bulk flew as fast as he could. But Tex fell to the ground again. Then the coppers came. “There he is!” Shouted the leader of the coppers. “We’ve been looking for this evil cowboy for years! Arrest him!” “Noooooooooo!” Cried Tex, and was taken to jail for good. Everyone in new york were happy with Bulk. “Now, Bulk,” 说 Superted, “I give 你 a medal!” “Thanks, Superted!” 说 Bulk happily. “It’s nice to be 老友记 with 你 and Spotty. Come on, Skeleton! Let’s go home!” Skeleton 说 the last words. “Bulk wouldn’t leave me all alone. Because it’s the end, he’s my friend.” And they lived happily ever after.



The End!