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Death Eater Funnies!

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食死徒

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death eater anthem

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Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
When all is dim and dark?
Who murder people in their beds
或者 sometimes in the park?
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Our blood is pure as pure!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We all 爱情 Voldemort!
We serve the Dark Lord every day,
We're always very loyal
And if with us 你 don't agree
We'll boil 你 in hot oil!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're evil as can be!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
But if we're scared we'll flee!
Our curses are incredible.
We're known for our Morsmordres
And though our leader is insane
We always follow orders.
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're wickedness collective!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Yet rather ineffective!

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Lord Voldemort Takes a 脸谱 Survey

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Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless 脸谱 surveys as much as the 下一个 person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling 爱情 might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most 最近的 survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last 吻乐队（Kiss） standing up, sitting down, 或者 lying down?
The only 吻乐队（Kiss） I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose 床, 床上 were 你 on last?
Nagini's,...

Bellatrix lestranges death eater mask

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cool duds

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Death Eaters!

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Severus Snape records a Pop 音乐 Album

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A hilarious video where Snape talks about his new pop album, which he recorded because no one likes him, :(

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Scabior!

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EVIL REV.DEBORAH POWELL

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Source: PYRAMID SCAMS AND CONS

Walden McNair

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xXxDead WalkerxXx

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Source: DeadWalker

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Death Eaters!

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18 things that Bellatrix would never say

posted by KateKicksAss

1. Isn't Voldemort ugly? I mean, he doesn't even have a nose!

2. I 爱情 Mudbloods! And they're good kissers, *wink*

3. I need to go back to Azkaban immediately! I deserve 更多 time in there for my crimes.

4. I think Harry has the right idea about killing Voldemort.

5. Isn't Lucius hot? His long blond hair is such a turn on!

6. I think I'd look really good in pink.....Cissy, could I borrow some?

7. Purebloods suck....what makes us so great anyways?

8. Muggles are actually quite clever!

9. Loyalty really isn't my thing......

10. Yes, I agree, I DO need therapy, don't I?

11. Harry really just needs a hug....