1. 你 have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. 你 have him as your lock screen and 首页 screen.
3. 你 go to Google, click 图片 and type "Bowieporn" in the 搜索 box.
4. 你 imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. 你 really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. 你 can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs 你 know how to play on the 吉他 are Bowie songs.
8. 你 dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. 你 ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy 爱情 scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend 你 make...
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