1. 你 have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. 你 have him as your lock screen and 首页 screen.
3. 你 go to Google, click 图片 and type "Bowieporn" in the 搜索 box.
4. 你 imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. 你 really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. 你 can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs 你 know how to play on the 吉他 are Bowie songs.
8. 你 dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. 你 ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy 爱情 scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend 你 make a 评论 on how the 爱情 scene in The Man Who Fell To Earth is 更多 steamier....
11. Your thoughts are Jareth and Sarah.....still a better 爱情 story than twilight....
12. 你 think The Hunger is a real vampire movie not that unacceptable Stephanie Meyers 公牛 shit.
13. Everyone looks at a picture of Lady Gaga (the one with the lightning bolt drawn over her eye) and claims how "original" and "creative" she is. 你 laugh to yourself because 你 know David Bowie did it first.
14. 你 wasted a whole 小时 watching the SpongeBob special Atlantis SquarePantis just because David Bowie voiced the Lord royal Highness.
15. when your friend is talking shit about a girl in your class and 你 say to them "If 你 don't have anything nice to say, Come sit 下一个 to me,"
16. 你 hated bandslam but loved the David Bowie cameo at the end.
17. 你 get painfully turned on looking at "certain" pics of Bowie to the point where it's impossible to get turned off.
18. as soon as the announcement came out that David Bowie was going to release The 下一个 Day, 你 pre ordered it on iTunes.
19. Not only did 你 preorder the album on iTunes 你 also got a CD of the album.
20. You're not sick of me making 更多 你 know you're a David Bowie 粉丝 when...lists. ;)
2. 你 have him as your lock screen and 首页 screen.
3. 你 go to Google, click 图片 and type "Bowieporn" in the 搜索 box.
4. 你 imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. 你 really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. 你 can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs 你 know how to play on the 吉他 are Bowie songs.
8. 你 dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. 你 ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy 爱情 scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend 你 make a 评论 on how the 爱情 scene in The Man Who Fell To Earth is 更多 steamier....
11. Your thoughts are Jareth and Sarah.....still a better 爱情 story than twilight....
12. 你 think The Hunger is a real vampire movie not that unacceptable Stephanie Meyers 公牛 shit.
13. Everyone looks at a picture of Lady Gaga (the one with the lightning bolt drawn over her eye) and claims how "original" and "creative" she is. 你 laugh to yourself because 你 know David Bowie did it first.
14. 你 wasted a whole 小时 watching the SpongeBob special Atlantis SquarePantis just because David Bowie voiced the Lord royal Highness.
15. when your friend is talking shit about a girl in your class and 你 say to them "If 你 don't have anything nice to say, Come sit 下一个 to me,"
16. 你 hated bandslam but loved the David Bowie cameo at the end.
17. 你 get painfully turned on looking at "certain" pics of Bowie to the point where it's impossible to get turned off.
18. as soon as the announcement came out that David Bowie was going to release The 下一个 Day, 你 pre ordered it on iTunes.
19. Not only did 你 preorder the album on iTunes 你 also got a CD of the album.
20. You're not sick of me making 更多 你 know you're a David Bowie 粉丝 when...lists. ;)