PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We 移动 once the purge starts

Purger: yes sir!

*meanwhile*

Masky: man... I'm running out of pills

Hoody: we will get 你 some bro

EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?

Jeff: they have no business with us

Johnny: they work for Zalgo...

Jeff: Fuc*

Masky: ... Aha!

All: what?

Masky: the abandoned SCP building!

EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have

Johnny: being killed?

Jeff: worst choice ever

*portal opens*

Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!

*meanwhile*

PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...

Purger: yea

PL: like almost a month...

*BOOM*

PL: WHAT THE HECK?

Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance

PL: what is it?

Zalgo: I'm calling it off

PL: WHAT!?

Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power 或者 strength to fight people that have been trained 由 slenderman, which was trained 由 mother.

PL: so it's of?

Zalgo: yep

PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell 你 this... 你 won't be able to use that gun-sword that 你 got for Christmas

Bob: aww

Porter: all this is just because 你 could not get along with Zalgo!

Slender: its not that!

Porter: then tell us what was the reason?

Slender: *sigh* as 你 most all of 你 know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent 爬坡道, 小山 for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...

Jeff: including Skully?

Slender: yes, I did not tell 你 due to 你 guys having some 老友记 there...

LJ: shi* just got real!

Slender: we have to save them!

Masky: its to dangerous!

Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!

Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!

Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!

LJ: wai-

Lucius: 你 owe me! 你 have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!

LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!

Lucius: ok, who are you?

Clockwork: my name is Clockwork

Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute

Clockwork: what? he 说 that about me?

Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* 嘿 Masky, 你 owe me 20 bucks

Maksy: FU-

Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do 你 work for? SCP? SOK?

Clockwork: Zalgo

Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!

*BANG*

Clockwork: wai- *flop*

Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?

Me: 由 THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!

Lucius: lets just say I have a car...

Me: fine...

Lucius: 你 know buddy, since your on death row I should tell 你 something... 你 better be grateful I'M killing you... 你 could have been killed 由 a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told 你 that, TO HEAVEN 或者 HELL FUC*ER!

*Bang*

Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...

*on the way home*

Lucius: to heaven 或者 hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"

*Crash*

Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!

???: hello there...

Lucius: who are you?

???: the 问题 is... who are you?

Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye

Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone

Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it

Clockwork: says the guy that... umm

Lucius: my point exactly

Slender: where the hell are those two...

Lucius: back!

Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!

LJ: Johnny!?

Jeff: 你 know this guy!?

LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...

Johnny: 你 WORK FOR ZALG-

Lucius: *slaps Johnny*

LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo

Johnny: LIES!

Lucius: *slaps Johnny*

Johnny: STO-

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: HEY-

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: ok i'll stop

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: I 说 I WOULD STOP!

Lucius: oops... sorry...

Johnny: 你 better be!