I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I 发布 this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please 熊 with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch 你 if they think 你 know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I 发布 this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please 熊 with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch 你 if they think 你 know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
*ERCH*
???: 嘿 Slender! why are 你 walking on the road?
Slender: Reggie! umm... why are 你 driving a camper?
Reggie: me and and my buds are going to Oregon for a vacation!
Lucius: really -_-
Me: what?
Slender: well we are going to Oregon also... could we tag along?!
Reggie: sure
Mrs. P: hello Slender
Slender: Mrs. P! why are 你 not with Sally!
Mrs. P: she is with us
Sally: papa!
Slender: Sally!?
Lucius: 你 know... I have a feeling that our luck will run out if we keep using it like this...
LJ: yeah... I think we already ran out... this bottle of 伏特加 keeps refiling
Lucius: fuc*
???: 嘿 Slender! why are 你 walking on the road?
Slender: Reggie! umm... why are 你 driving a camper?
Reggie: me and and my buds are going to Oregon for a vacation!
Lucius: really -_-
Me: what?
Slender: well we are going to Oregon also... could we tag along?!
Reggie: sure
Mrs. P: hello Slender
Slender: Mrs. P! why are 你 not with Sally!
Mrs. P: she is with us
Sally: papa!
Slender: Sally!?
Lucius: 你 know... I have a feeling that our luck will run out if we keep using it like this...
LJ: yeah... I think we already ran out... this bottle of 伏特加 keeps refiling
Lucius: fuc*