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posted by jeff_kira_
hey, my name is Kira. I'm going to tell 你 about my experience.

I was over at a 老友记 place and we both 爱情 horror, Ouija boards and Creepypasta. We always read Creepy Pastas late at night to try and scare ourselves. But one night we were lucky enough to meet face-to-face to one of our favourite characters. I would always say, "I wish I could meet Jeff the Killer!" and as they say... be careful what 你 wish for...

It was around1 a.m. when we kept hearing footsteps outside it was getting closer and closer. When my friend (lets call her Stephanie) saw something 移动 past the window I was excited for some reason. Of course, out of curiosity, we looked out of the window, I then yelled,

"JEFF? IS THAT YOU?"

Stephanie then slapped me softly and said,

"Cut it out, it's not Jeff!"

I assumed she was a bit annoyed because I thought everything was Jeff. I understood and kept my mouth shut. There was a rustle in the bushes and I could have sworn I saw glowing, evil eyes.

"Wanna go outside and see what it is?" I replied with a simple,
"Yes."

We were outside without a flash light, we couldn't see anything. As we got closer to the 衬套, 布什 the rustling stopped. We were standing in front of the bush, something - 或者 someone - leaped out of the bush. Stephanie and I couldn't quite see who it was, 或者 where it went. We were speechless.

"Its no use, Steph, c'mon lets get inside." I was very disappointed that we didn't get to see who it was. We were walking in Stephanie's room and I heard her gasp then fall to the floor.

"STEPHA-"

Something sharp and cold was held to my neck. I could tell it was a knife. I started crying,

"Jeff, I know it's you. But if 你 are gonna kill me- I.. JUST DO IT!" My eyes were held tightly together, they felt like they were gonna pop out at any moment. I heard a laugh. It was definitely a male. The 刀 was removed from my neck and he said,

"To answer your question, yes, my name is Jeffrey Alan Woods. Many people call me Jeff the Killer. Stay safe."

He fled the house and that line kept repeating in my mind. "Stay safe" . What kind of serial killer says that? I picked up Stephanie, who was clearly knocked out, and put her on her bed. When I woke up In the morning, I saw Stephanie smiling in her sleep. I woke her up 由 laughing like a psycho.

"What the hell happened?!" She sounded as confused as she looked.

"Nothing," I replied with a smile, "When we walked in here last night, I was 白日梦 and knocked 你 out. Sorry about that."

"What a bitch!" Stephanie 说 sarcastically, then we both laughed. We went on with our normal life, I didn't tell a soul about what happened. Not until today.
posted by FrostyBlazer
Porter: 嘿 guys *hanging from foot on tree*

Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?

Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, 嘿 HOW DID 你 NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!

Porter: well 你 were to busy chasing sonic 你 didn't listen to me when I 说 I was blind

Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face

Porter: 你 don't have a face?

Slender: shi*

ToTheArk: where are we going to live?

Jeff: well...

Slender: no!

Jeff: he owes us!

Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!

Jeff: do we have any other options?

Slender: fine...

Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?

Slender: I will tell 你 later *unties rope*

Porter: *flop* ow...
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posted by usernameinvalid
I've always loved anime, ever since I was little. One of my 收藏夹 in particular is Code Geass, I watched this 日本动漫 nonstop, I would often get so 迷失 in the story I would forget reality for a moment. That is, till I found out the dark truth behind Lelouch and the Rebellion.

The story revolves around Lelouch, and at the beginning he was a normal, happy little prince, till his mother was killed and his little sister, Nunnally, was left blind and paralyzed.

In reality, Nunnally was killed along with Marianne, and Charles sent Lelouch away to a mental institution in Japan. Even then, little...
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posted by usernameinvalid
The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Demonic and Unimaginable imagination.

Chuckie died a long time 以前 along with his mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy 或者 a girl thus creating the twins.
As for "All Grown Up" the teenage Angelica became addicted to various narcotics which further aggravated her Schizophrenia, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations...
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I saw her behind me I ran away as jumped out off the 摇摆, 秋千 and ran away as far as I could,but she appeared infront of me I thought I was dead but then a guy wearing a mask and a white cloack appeared and told me to get lord death amd then he opened a portal and pushed me on it I arrived therr fast and ran to the academy and warned lord death when he heard this he took me to a room and told me to learn two techniques.
I came out of the room after 45 分钟 and told him Im ready and I summoned two glowing swords 金牌 swords and teleported myself back to the forest and saw the man still fighting...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!

Trevor: yes?

Caller: yes?

Boots: ... (yes?)

cRYPT: I have a task for you...

Trevor and Caller: what is it?

Boots: ... (like 你 can't do it)

cRYPT: I want 你 to take down the other Proxys

Trevor: but Zalgo says-

cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?

Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)

Caller: we are on it sir!

All: *all leave*

cRYPT: Jane!

Jane: yes?

cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...

Jane: bu-

cRYPT: g0?

Jane: yes sir! *teleports*

cRYPT: *sigh*
posted by FrostyBlazer
Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!

Both: *run in* yes?

Slender: we ran out of milk

Both: ._.

*intermission*

Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the 牛奶 and 你 a toy

Jeff: yay!

Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus

Jeff: aww

*crash*

Lucius: huh? who's there?!

Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the right*

*flop*

Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill 你 Zalgo demons!

Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy

Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the left*

*flop*

Johnny: dam*it!
posted by FrostyBlazer
Slender: 嘿 can 你 tell me the plan again?

Lucius: aren't 你 the one that created it?

Slender: so is that a yes?

Lucius: why do 你 want a run through anyway?

Slender: I forgot?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?

Lucius: ...

Slender: I have amnesia?

Bro: he doesn't *walks away*

Lucius: 你 are fooling no one Targeter

???: no

Lucius: what?

Dolan: is actually Dolan

Lucius: da faq?

Dolan: bit*h pls
posted by FrostyBlazer
*ding dong*

EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*

*opens door*

EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?

Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-

EJ: no *slams door*

Slender: what was that about?

EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him

Slender: wow

EJ: yep

Lucius: that idiot

EJ: well... I'll go get jack

Lucius: and don't come back!

All: ...

Me: sorry, my creative 写作 kinda ran out today...

Lucius: 你 better be!

Jeff: I thought it was funny...

Lucius: oh hey! I forgot 你 were here...
posted by FrostyBlazer
Lucius: so... 你 live here alone with the other Jack?

EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided 由 SCP corp.

Lucius: cool

EJ: hey, where is masky?

Slender: he had a 心 attack

EJ: well... where is he?

Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk

*meanwhile*

49: I will cure you

ToTheArk: 你 know he is passed out and he can't hear 你 right?

49: oh... pass me the the medkit

173: ...

49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!

173: ...

49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
Observer: I fold

Zalgo: so... what happened?

Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*

SL: like a true wimp

Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living

SL: oh shut-up!

All: ...

Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?

SL: I bet

Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender

Observer: oh

Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing

SL: 嘿 it's your turn!

Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here
posted by FrostyBlazer
Slender: ZALGO!

Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?

Slender: What the hell Zalgo!

Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!

Slender: no 你 did not!

Zalgo: ok 你 caught me, I wanted him for my army...

Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-

Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell 你 after he got the info

Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!

Zalgo: WHAT?

Slender: 你 back-stab and spy all the time!

Zalgo: do 你 realize what 你 are saying?

Slender: yes

Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?

Slender: not likely

*both teleport*

Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... 你 know what to do

Observer: finally...
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posted by FrostyBlaze
Lucius: A proxy? no thanks guys... I kept my mouth closed and like I said, I kill for the true law and i'm not a psycho like 你 Mr. hockey mask, and killer clown guy... I respect you... 你 couldn't help yourself. but now 你 are a sadistic freak with no frien-

Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel

*Bong*

???: wake up my child.

Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?

Slender: well he's a charmer...

Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.

Slender: do 你 know why 你 are here?

Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...

Slender: oh... are 你 ready for proxy training?

Lucius: do i have a choice?

Slender: no.

Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?

Slender and masky: ...
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