On 8 January, Jimmy Kimmel took his late-night 电视 talk 显示 on ABC to 11:35PM, a whole 25 分钟 before the time slot during which he had made his 识骨寻踪 for almost ten years beforehand. The walk-up to the 移动 provided a whirlwind press tour for the comedian-turned-host that saw him lob bombs at 松鸦, 杰伊, 杰伊 · Leno, reiterate his undying 爱情 for David Letterman and, of course, land him the cover of 2013’s first Rolling Stone. And it was in that particular publication where the following passage was first written:

“Even though the Live! broadcast will not end as (Jimmy) Fallon’s Late Night...

You know you're a Craig Ferguson 粉丝 when...


☠ 你 know what RSA stands for.

☠ You're in the RSA.

☠ 你 joined Twitter so that 你 can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.

☠ 你 have flooded Craig's Twitter& 电子邮箱 with your questions, hoping one will get picked.

☠ 你 spent ages coming up with 问题 to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.

☠ 你 have experienced fergasm before.

☠ 你 were on 云, 云计算 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the 显示 for the first time.

☠ 你 have kissed (or done something else to...)...