Yep.
P.S.: I'm going dark... with a splash of comic relief.
*at Garnet Canyon*
Ganetto: I'm finally free of that prison.
Albert (his butler): How was prison, sir?
Ganetto: Do 你 wanna know what happened to me prison? ;|
Albert: No sir?
Ganetto: I need to get back at those Aura Warriors for what they did. But how?
*Jeopardy song*
Ganetto: Ah ha! Bring the 5 best villains in here.
Albert: Let me hook up the time machine.
*3 hours later*
Ganetto: Javier Voorn, Mavis Voorn, Violet, Oleg, and Roja. We are going to form our own team, called "Team Garnet Rainbow." *evil laugh*
Albert: And I also brought Janine and Rhett for the job.
Ganetto: Perfect 😈
*at Canyon City High... in the hallway*
Aura: Anyone seen Janine?
Tyler 面包车, 范 Berg (me): Nope. *pets Umbreon*
Yuki Ka'Leo: Same. *eats poi bar*
Manuel: *comes with a large 屁股 plate of food* Nope.
Aura: Where did you...?
Mr. Scott: There 你 are, Marquezo!
*Manuel runs*
Selene: Teacher's lounge. He got it from the teacher's lounge. *eats bruised banana*
Sergio: *walks up* No Janine Walcott. I'm glad that 婊子, 子 is gone. But this homework is gonna kill me. Fuck my life.
Selene: Ikr? No COD this weekend.
Aura: I did mine throughout the week. Tyler helped me.
Both Selene and Sergio: Lucky bastards.
*explosion, coming from the science wing*
What the hell?
Yuki: The science wing is on fire. *throws Ultra Ball* Ninetales, cool the flames with Blizzard!
*Ninetales freezes the flames solid*
Yuki: The wing's been empty for days. Who would do this?
Keep your eyes peeled. I smell Ganetto.
Sergio: But he's in a maximum security...
I sense him.
Aura: Me too. I sense 紫色, 紫罗兰色 for some reason.
Ganetto: Guess who? *stands behind the Aura Warriors*
Ganetto? Violet? Javier? Janine? Mavis? Oleg? Rhett? Roja? What's really going on here? Ganetto: Meet Team Garnet Rainbow!
Manuel: Sounds like a special jewelry piece at a jewelry store?
Aura: And why are 你 doing this?
Janine: We hate you. We want to destroy 你 and your loyal subjects.
But Violet, Mavis...
Albert: Time machine. I used the time machine to stop the 3 from dying.
Ganetto: Garnet Rainbow, attack!
*throws Poké Ball* Sceptile, Mega Evolve and use Dragon Claw!
Rhett: Hydreigon, use Dragon Pulse! *hits Sceptile pretty hard*
Aura: I got Javier! Aura Blade! *Javier punches Aura in the stomach, knocking her out*
Aura! That's it! *rushes into Javier* Aura Blade!
Mavis: Aura Blade! *slashes me, making me bleed*
Sergio: *turns into his Zoroark forme* Taste my Aura Claws!
Janine: Mismagius, sit this 小狗 down with Moonblast! *Mismagius fires a 粉, 粉色 orb at Sergio*
Ganetto: Leave Tyler and Aura there. The rest of you... on the fucking jet. Now!
*tries to get up but fails* Fuck...
After the jet flies away, Tyler and Aura lay unconscious in their own blood.
Ash: *appears and gasps* I'm too late... Guys, wake up!
We're ok. We're... *tries to get up but loses 更多 blood* Leave me...
Aura: *still unconscious*
Serena: Guys! Where are the others?
They're captives of Team Garnet Rainbow... run 由 Ganetto.
Ash: That son of a bitch. Get these guys in the Arceus. We're going after them.
Now Team Garnet 彩虹 pissed Ash off. Will the villains survive Ash's wrath? Will the Aura Warriors defeat the new supergroup of revived villains? Find out 下一个 time!
That was kinda slow... but riveting. Don't 你 agree? 下一个 up, Part 2!
*Rock The Party 由 JAUZ x Ephwurd [SPINNIN] plays*
*song dies out*
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! How are 你 liking the club so far? We got new vids, pics and articles, thnx to some fans. Give dem a hand.
Today, I'm bringing a 神奇宝贝 trainer I've thought of during the 4th gen of Pokémon. Give it up for Dakota!
*crowd cheers*
Any 问题 before we get started?
Manuel: I'm hungry.
That's not a question! Let's get started.
About him
Name: Dakota
Manuel: But 你 just said...
I know what I said, dammit!
From:...
continue reading...
*song dies out*
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! How are 你 liking the club so far? We got new vids, pics and articles, thnx to some fans. Give dem a hand.
Or a cheer from the Tomorrowland festival crowd. That's good too.
Today, I'm bringing a 神奇宝贝 trainer I've thought of during the 4th gen of Pokémon. Give it up for Dakota!
*crowd cheers*
Any 问题 before we get started?
Manuel: I'm hungry.
That's not a question! Let's get started.
About him
Name: Dakota
Manuel: But 你 just said...
I know what I said, dammit!
From:...
He's a fake... IMO.
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon 粉丝 club fans. CokeTheUmbreon here! Hope 你 all enjoyed Thanksgiving! 圣诞节 (or whatever 你 guys celebrate around this time of year) is coming! Today I wanna tell 你 why I don't believe in Santa Claus. I'm gonna be VERY tact.
(Background song: This 圣诞节 由 Chris Brown)
*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip
Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if 你 think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.
Let's get started.
1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read 图书 and articles...
continue reading...
(Background song: This 圣诞节 由 Chris Brown)
*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip
Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if 你 think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.
Let's get started.
1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read 图书 and articles...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Theme Song: link
Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed 由 falling letters that say...*
SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS
Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*
1960
Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees 更多 falling letters*...
Let's get to it!
1. 神奇宝贝 X (mainly for Xerneas)
2. 神奇宝贝 Sun
3. 神奇宝贝 Moon
(Pokémon X anyhow)
4. Headphones
5. Earphones
(I keep blowing dem out, for doing what I love)
6. 日本漫画
(Anything from 神奇宝贝 to 火影忍者 to Yu-Gi-Oh will do.)
7. Candy
(Who the fuck doesn't want 糖果 for Christmas?) :P
8. Other Sweets
(I could taste the peppermint bark already.)
9. Umbreon merch.
(The Garnet Umbreon must have some other likenesses besides pics... FOR ONCE!)
10. Eeveelution plushies (especially Umbreon and Espeon)
That's all I want for Christmas. The Garnet Umbreon, over and getting the fuck out!
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I'm an AmourShipper. All Ash and Serena need now is a mistletoe.
