Demotivational KND Posters

Even though it was after 10:30, everyone was still wide awake (Well, technically, Kiki was drifting in and out, but still.) Maddy, Kuki, Val, Megan, Minerva, Abby, and Kiki ran up the stairs towards Kacey's room. Wally and Hoagie started to go with them. Kacey grabbed their collars.
"What the heck, man?! 你 never let us come to your slumber parties!" Wally whined.
Kacey smirked. "Well, 你 guys are BOYS! Slumber parties are usually a GIRL thing. 你 guys can have your OWN little slumber party!"
"True." Hoagie added.
"KACEY! COME ON!" Kuki called from upstairs.
She let go of both of their collars,...

October. One of Kiki's 最喜爱的 months. October meant 万圣节前夕 and 万圣节前夕 meant vampires, goblins, witches, ghosts, and things of that nature. Kiki 由 nature was sweet, mildly naive, and kind of girly, but she could never turn down a creepy monster movie....unlike Kuki, who shrieked at the mere mention of a spook.

She impatiently paced in the mission prep room, dressed in her purple cat nightgown.
"Guys, come ON!! The 'Month Of Monsters' 显示 is TONIGHT! I wanna get to the theater before it gets crowded!"
Tonight, at the old theater downtown, they were 展示 a whole bunch of old monster...

"You're kidding." Kacey sounded shocked.
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't 你 have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the 街, 街道 because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":



"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced...

''NO!!! 你 cant make me!!!!!'' Kacey shouted.
''Its too horrible to even try!!'' hoagie joined in.
it had been 3 days since the first incident, and so far numbahs 3,4, and 5 had disappeared without a trace! Now, it all lay on what they had found in Mushi's cell. It waas evidence, but it was unspeakable. It was horrifyingly dangerous. It was ...................................................Rainbow Monkey Super Happy Fun Time Party Palace.
Numbuh 7 shuddered.
''Come on! Don't 你 want to save your cousin?'' Pleaded Kiki.
''Well.............''Kacey sighed uncertainly. ''OK, but I 你 tell anyone...

"What on Earth were 你 guys doing in a closet?" Numbuh 5 asked after being tackled.
"Dumb fangirls trapped us." Wally said. Everyone nodded. Abby sighed.
"Alright, this ship is causing too much trouble. We're getting off." Numbuh 5 said. Everyone was puzzled.
"See that life 船, 小船 over there?" Abby asked. Everyone let out "OH!!"s. 嘿 ran down to their 舱, 小木屋 and packed all of their stuff. They quickly hopped in life 船, 小船 #7. Kiki lowered it down to the water, then cut the ropes. They were free from the cruise boat.
"Hooray! Stupid fangirls are stuck on that ship!" Kuki 说 pointing upward....

Start TRANSMITION
Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everyone
Is
Good-and
Happy
Till....
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As Kuki struggled, as Mai had turned the laser on. She screamed but everyone around her was laughing. The laser was getting closer to her every time. She turned her head, and then back again and noticed the laser getting 更多 closer to her body. It inched a bit closer, and 更多 closer, until it almost touched her left foot. She thought, this is it, I'm going to turn evil, and I'll never 爱情 him again. She closed her eyes as she thought, until she heard groans.
"Huh, 你 come at the wrong...

Even though Kacey had called "Battle Stations", nobody moved.
"YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHI-!"
Kacey quickly covered Kiki's mouth.
"You're NOT screwing this up again!," she angrily whispered, "Lemme see if I can talk this out."
She cleared her throat, and (as much as she hated it) smiled and sweetly asked: "Hi, Count! How are 你 on this beautifully Rainbow-Monkey-tastic day?"
He smiled, folded his hands, batted his eyelashes (LOL) and responded: "I'm just absolutely fantastically awesome!". He then frowned, glared at Wally and Kiki (who had nervous smiles on their faces, one hand behind their back, and...

For a minute, Kacey was just glaring at all the villains. They glared back at her, and to break the silence, David yelled “STARING CONTEST!” and stared into Raleigh’s eyes without blinking.
“Not. Happening.” Raleigh 说 and walked away.
“Val..?” Kacey turned to the little girl who had a huge smile on her face. “Why is everyone here?”
“Well, silly,” Val said, “My daddy 说 that the “Every Villain Is Lemons” (Spongebob reference FTW) club was out for coffee!”
“OMG NO WAYS.” Kacey 说 sarcastically.
“You didn’t lemme finish.” Val rolled her eyes. “When...

CONTINUING TRANSMISSION.....

Cree:Easy..I brainwashed her!she works for me now cuz she's a

Numbah2:Let me guess a vampire?

Cree:No Technically she's a flingpire like a 蚊子 only not considered a monster.

Numbah5:Enough talk Cree...lets fight.

Cree:So little Abbey wants to hurry up and get it over with huh?Okay then hehe...(pulls out a-


TEENZ K.N.O.C.K.O.U.T)



Numbah2:But nobody's figured out how to power gasious tech yet!.


Cree:Exactly thats why I had to go to the future and get some..

Numbahs5 and 2:(gasp)

Cree:But let me tell 你 it wasn't easy I had to turn the entire sector M into flingpires to...

"OH MY GOSH!!!!" kuki was screaming repetitively she ran into the 'GIANT TV ROOM' where she found numbuhs 2,4,5,7 and megan and kiki watching Yipper except for kiki and megan who were fighting over the remote turning the thing on mute, full volume ,they had to have gotten 4 complaint phone calls from kaceys cell phone especially since they unknowingly were fighting over the radio remote rather than the one that mattered "GUYS!!!!" if kuki wants somthing shell get it one way 或者 another mostly 由 yelling they were all rabbling saying 'sheesh' 或者 'man that girl has a voice' 或者 something like that...

Abby did a facepalm. Kacey and Wally were playing "Rapid Racers" (since, unfortunatly, all of the games there are either rated "EC" 或者 "E" and there was no way in H-E-double Pocky sticks they were playing "Rainbow Monkey's Perfect-est Picnic Ever") and were at each others throats. Kacey was in 2nd place and it was the last lap of the race. Wally was gloating about being in 1st place. Kacey got a wicked smile on her face and pressed the "B" button, causing her to speed ahead of Wally and come in 1st place. She jumped on 最佳, 返回页首 her chair.
"YES! YES! YES! YES! 你 LOSE!" she did a little dance....until...

"I wanna play 'Rainbow Monkeys'!" Mushi whined.
"I wanna go to the park!" Tommy cried.
"I want a balloon!" Val barked.
"Ah Bah Bah Bah Bah!" Joey babbled.
Kiki panicked a little. She never had been bombarded with complaints like that.
She fiddled with her fingers.
"Ok, guys. One at a time! Hmm....Mushi, Kuki won't let me touch her Monkeys without permission..."
Mushi threw herself on the floor and threw a tantrum. Val rolled her eyes; she could be a bit of a baby, but not THAT much of one.
"Tommy, It's too dark to go to the park..."
He crossed his arms and pouted.
"Val, Like I said, it's too dark to...

Everyone gasped.
"You mean he....?" Kuki started
"With the kids....?" Wally quivered
"And the 'SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!' and the 'BAD! BAD! BAD!'?" Kacey shuddered.
Kiki shook her head. "Worse! He....are 你 ready for this?"
Everyone hesistated, but nodded.
"....laughed."
Everyone's eyes grew to the size of 晚餐 plates.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"You heard me!":


"He laughed! Not evilly, though...it was 更多 of a HAPPY laugh. We were all shocked.
'You got me! 你 actually got me! For a bunch of misbehaving 5th graders, 你 guys are REALLY smart!'
We all hesitated, but laughed along with him. Then the happy 'you got...

"Ugh! Anymore Ice Cream and I'll explode. You'll have to hose me off the walls." Kacey said. Her wallet was empty. (Except for her 图书馆 Card, Knott's Berry Farm Card, I.D. Card etc.) They had eaten tons of Ice Cream. Wally and Kuki had passed out a while ago, Megan and Kiki were on the edge of passing out, and Hoagie and Abby were still going strong. Kacey reached for Toby, but he had laid on his stomach covered in Vanilla Ice Cream. (He couldn't have anything with Chocolate, if 你 know anything about Dogs)
"Hey, we should... y'know.... go to sleep..." Kiki 说 rolling onto the floor....

Wally, Kiki, and the newly "vampirafied" Valentina and Minerva emerged from the ferris wheel. All 4 were about to take to the skies when Kiki's KN-communicator went off. It was Numbuh 362.
"Where are 你 guys?! It's the Talent Show/Karaoke contest tonight, remember?! 你 guys are supposed to be performing tonight!"
Kiki smacked her forehead.
"CRAP! I forgot! When do we go on again?"
"5 minutes! 你 guys better get up here ASAP!"
"Ummmmm....sure! We'll be there soon." She hung up.
"Guys, forget about goin' and punishing kids. We've GOT to get to the Skyline. FAST."
Val spoke up, "Won't my daddy be...