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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx

#4.08 Spell

Clark: Hey, Lois. What are 你 doing here? Why aren’t 你 at school?
Lois: We’re having a surprise party for Chloe’s 18th birthday in your barn, remember?
Clark: No. I remember telling 你你 couldn’t have it here.
Lois: [Handing the box to Clark] Too late now. Everyone’s already been invited, and 你 really don’t want it getting back to Chloe that 你 rained on her shindig. That would hurt her feelings.
Clark: [Incredulous] What?
Lois: Then I’d have to hurt you.
Clark: Listen, Lois, I don’t want–
Lois: Can 你 give me a hand with these? I have to get the wheels back...

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Spirit Banter 语录

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Martha: [To Clark] So, this is your little secret. You’re taking her to the Prom, aren’t you?
Clark: [He snorts] Lois?
Lois: Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
Martha: So what, 你 two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
Clark: [Embarrassed] Mom!
Lois: I don’t mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but, uh, did 你 crack open the cooking sherry?
Martha: Of course not! I’m just super-pumped about Prom.

Lois: [Smiling] How do I look?
Clark: [Unsure] Looks like you’re going to the...

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Recruit Banter 语录

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Clark: 你 were drinking, right?
Lois: Those days are over. No 更多 alcohol. And that includes cough syrup and 朗姆酒 cakes.

Clark: Lois, what are 你 doing here?
Lois: I could ask 你 the same question, but it seems fairly obvious, hef.

Clark: [To Geoff] I’m sorry. She’s under a lot of stress lately.
Lois: No. Stress is when you’re stuck in traffic 或者你 have a midterm for a class you’ve never been to. I’m out on bail and looking to be locked up for manslaughter.

Geoff: I can’t tell 你 how to pick your friends, Clark, but that chick seems like trouble.
Clark: I’m starting to figure that...

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I'll Make 你爱情 Me; Chapter 4

posted by chels125843

so i wrote it and i thought i might as well post it here too since i 发布 the others, why the hell not right? ;) anyways we know i 爱情 feedback, even though i dont get any lmao! hope 你 like it ! :D

Chapter 4: Truth Be Told

2 months later.

It was one of the Planet’s busiest work days and the bullpen was full of people rushing to finish their reports before the deadline, everyone that is, but Clark. He sat at his 台, 办公桌 moving back and forth with his chair as he watched Lois deeply focused with her work. The concept of deadlines and reports meant nothing to him as he was sitting across from...

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Blank Banter 语录

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Chloe: Well, not so much. He has amnesia, and he’s having a hard time—
Lois: Again?
Clark: What do 你 mean again?
Lois: Well, at least this time 你 got clothes on.

Lois: Yeah, just leave Mr. Memory Reboot to me. I’m getting to be a pro at this. [To Clark] But 你 know what? You’re gonna have to put up with PB and J because that’s the extent of my culinary skills.

Lois: Looks like one 更多 thing 你 don’t remember. 你 usually hide all those emotions. I came to ask if 你 were doing okay. But it looks like I got my answer.
Clark: My life is a complete void. How would 你 feel?
Lois: Oh,...

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I'll Make 你爱情 Me; Chapter 3

posted by chels125843

wow if you've read up to here I'd like to say THANK YOU! :) hehe it means a lot to me! this is the longest chapter so far I know its still not that long but whatever thats how I roll ;) BUT I think it might just be the best...but how would I know? ;) and I feel the need to remind 你 all that FEEDBACK = 爱情 AND A VERY HAPPY CHELSEA! :D<33 if 你 want more, comment!!

Chapter 3: Make a Wish

Clark was lying on the 长椅, 沙发 taking a quick nap when his phone rang. He checked the caller ID and it read "Chloe".
"Clark how many times do I have to call to remind you!?" Her voice sounding irritated on...

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I'll Make 你爱情 Me; Chapter 1

posted by chels125843

My first ever clois fic and this is an AU taking place after season 8's episode "Bride". I would REALLY like some feedback!! thanks!! :)<3

Chapter 1: The Lois Factor

She crawled into 床, 床上 as tears rolled down her cheeks. She just lay there choking back sobs; feeling paralyzed as memories of that 日 came rushing back to her with a whirlwind of heartbreak. Her cover had been blown, she could no longer pretend she didn’t have feelings for the dorky farm boy when all she wanted to do was run her hands through his thick dark hair and 吻乐队（Kiss） him. Her hands gripped her blanket tight as she thought...

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Krypto Banter 语录

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Lois: Actually, I kind of… hit him.
Clark: 你 hit him? With your car?
Lois: [Sarcastic] No, with my fist.

Chloe: She’s bringing 首页 strays now, huh? [Chloe gets back to her feet] How is the new tenant?
Clark: Lois? Well, she, uh, re-recorded our answering machine, uses all the hot water, oh, and she took over my bedroom. She’s doing great.

Clark: Just playing with Skippy here.
Lois: We’re not gonna call him Skippy.
Clark: Okay, Lois, what would 你 like to call him?
Lois: Let’s see. He’s annoying, and I can’t seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick… I think we should...

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Lucy Banter 语录

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Clark: Lois, what’s going on?
Lois: What do 你 mean?
Clark: 你 made us breakfast, you’re offering to do chores. 你 want something.
Lois: No. It’s called being nice.
Clark: Yeah, well, if 你 were any nicer, we’d starve.

Lois: Um… meet my sister Lucy. She was kind of hoping she could crash here for a couple days.
Lucy: I know it’s last minute, but I had this school break, and I’m willing to sleep in the barn.
Clark: No, that’s okay. Lois can sleep in the barn.

Clark: So, Lucy, Lois has told us absolutely nothing about you.
Lucy: Well there’s not much to tell.
Lois: Oh, please. Let...

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Clois <333

posted by Crazy-Chica

Heyy 超人前传 fans! Im would like to tell 你 all why Clois is the best couple. Im sorry if this soapbox 文章 offends some people but
Chlark and Clana, are not meant to be, and yes I DO have proof.

Clana kept on breaking up and it was mostly
Clarks fault, for not telling Lana his secret. So basically they are NOT meant to be cuz he couldnt trust her with his secret. It was just 7th season when he told her. So even though he didnt tell Lois yet they are totally meant to be.

Chloe and Clark arent meant to be either. They are ONLY FRIENDS!! Sorry but that is ALL they will EVER be!

Clois has had many moments where it shows that they are meant to be together.

Thanks for reading!
~Crazy-Chica~
Clois forever! <333

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I'll Make 你爱情 Me; Chapter 2

posted by chels125843

The 秒 chapter! thank 你 for actually 阅读 this hah I know there are SUCH amazing fics out there but I thought I would just have fun and give it a shot, and once again feedback = LOVE! :D<33

Chapter 2: Post-Seduction Heartbreak

By the time she got back to the Talon it was well past 11 so she assumed her cousin would be fast asleep. She didn’t want to have to face her after all that’s gone on today; after all she does have a way of finding things out so she didn’t want to risk it. She quietly opened the door and crept into the apartment. To her dismay her cousin was sitting on...

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Crusade Banter 语录

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Lois: You’ve just been hit 由 lightning, you’re stark naked, and, uh, 你 don’t even remember your own name. 你 have a fairly loose definition of “fine.”

Lois: [Still holding onto Clark's arm, she walks him down the hall.] Do 你 know how many people are struck 由 lightning every year? Hardly any. 你 know how many survive? Even less. And the number who get picked up 由迷失 drivers? Zero. So far, you’re three for three, so how about a little less complaining and a little 更多前锋, 期待 motion.

Clark: 你 talk a lot.
Lois: Well, I’m just not very comfortable with uncomfortable silence,...

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Forever & Commencement Banter 语录

posted by xxxxsammyxxxx

#4.21 Forever

Lois: I’m impressed, Smallville. Of all the seniors skipping the last 日 of school, I didn’t expect to see you.
Clark: I’m on lunch break.
Lois: Right, right. Because why would 你 do anything like any other normal teenager in America?

Lois: How cliche, an abandoned warehouse.
Clark: 你 know maybe there’s another way in around the corner. Why don’t 你 go check? I’ll see if I can find a key for this lock.
Lois: [Doubtful] Keys? Well, I highly doubt they’re under the welcome mat, but, uh, 你 knock yourself out.

#4.22 Commencement

Lois: Nightmare? So that’s what all this...

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Facade Banter 语录

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Clark: That wouldn’t be the reason. Thanks, I don’t really consider myself a geek.
Lois: So… what do 你 see yourself as?
Clark: I don’t know. An outsider, I guess.
Lois: [She laughs.] That’s a recipe for wedgies if I’ve ever heard one.

Sam: Not to worry, though. I’m sure that Clark will be happy to 显示你 around.
Clark & Lois: [Worried.] Around where?
Sam: Bright and early tomorrow morning. [He turns back to them.] 你 start 超人前传 High.

Clark: Hey, hey! The last time I checked, 你 were missing a few prerequisites for being in here.
Lois: [Smug.] So 你 have been checking...

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Gone Banter 语录

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Lois: Okay, Commando, I don’t get you. Half the time, you’re all meek “Yes, Ma” and “Yes, Pa”, and the other half, 你 are the most overconfident guy I’ve ever met.
Clark: It doesn’t happen to 你 much, does it? Not being able to peg someone right away?
Lois: Oh, get over yourself. 你 are not that complicated.

Lois: Nothing like a little North 由 Northwest action to get the blood pumping, huh?
Clark: [Embarrassed.] Um… we usually take turns in the bathroom.
Lois: Oh, don’t start with me, Smallville. You’re the one taking the marathon shower. [Pulling a brush through her hair.]...

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Why We Should Watch 超人前传下一个 Season!

posted by xxxxsammyxxxx

1. B/c she went to 超人前传 to look for him (Crusade)
2. B/c she had a hard time just looking at his face (Crusade)
3. B/c she has a soft spot for stray 狗 and naked guys (Crusade)
4. B/c "give [her] a nerd with glasses anyday" (Crusade)
5. B/c she's not alone anymore (Crusade)
6. B/c he invited her to stay on the farm with him (Crusade)
7. B/c he only remember her and flying (Crusade)
8. B/c she thinks his mom's cool (Crusade)
9. B/c she calls him Smallville
10. B/c he was impressed 由 her kung fu fighting skills (Gone)
11. B/c he checked out her legs (Gone)
12. B/c they just 淋浴 together (Gone)...