Chuck: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate: 你 are deeply disturbed.
Chuck: 你 guys have been dating since kindergarten and 你 haven't sealed the deal.
Nate: Who says 'seal the deal?'
Chuck: if I knew his name, I'd kill him.
Nate: Because 你 kill people now? What, 你 gonna hunt him down with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.
Chuck: Better a broken nose than a broken heart.
Nate: I didn't even talk to Serena last night.
Chuck: Who 说 anything about Serena?
Chuck: So, where is...
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