Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a 日期 night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God 说 that 你 were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) 你 must be a fisher of men, 'coz 你 just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) 你 float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) 你 are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a 海滩 mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough 面包 and 鱼 for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that 你 sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around 你 to make 你 fall for me?
14) 你 put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was 阅读 in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God 说 that 你 were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) 你 must be a fisher of men, 'coz 你 just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) 你 float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) 你 are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a 海滩 mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough 面包 and 鱼 for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that 你 sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around 你 to make 你 fall for me?
14) 你 put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was 阅读 in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
We need to begrateful for everything because everything is a gift from God to us.
Begrateful;
When the alarm clock rings and awake you from your sleep because you know that you're still alive.
When you're always tired after all of your works because 你 know that you can still work hard for a better future.
When you have to do all of the houseworks for your family because 你 know that you are not alone.
When your wife say:"We only gonna have cold 比萨, 比萨饼 for dinner."because 你 know that she's with 你 and not with other people.
When 你 can't fit in your 最喜爱的 outfit because it means that you always have enough 食物 to eat.
Begrateful for everything because god always know the best for us.
Begrateful;
When the alarm clock rings and awake you from your sleep because you know that you're still alive.
When you're always tired after all of your works because 你 know that you can still work hard for a better future.
When you have to do all of the houseworks for your family because 你 know that you are not alone.
When your wife say:"We only gonna have cold 比萨, 比萨饼 for dinner."because 你 know that she's with 你 and not with other people.
When 你 can't fit in your 最喜爱的 outfit because it means that you always have enough 食物 to eat.
Begrateful for everything because god always know the best for us.
