(Button Mash is trying to hit up Sweetie...)
*Button Mash: PLEASE SWEETIEBELLE! PLEASSSSEEEE!!!!
*SweetieBelle: Fine. I'll go with you. BUT! I'm bringing my big sister Rarity along with me!
*Button Mash: YEAH!!!
(Later that night at SCC...)
*Pinkie Pie: Alright 你 two silly fillies!! What'll it be?
*Button Mash: A strawberry/chocolate milkshake with TWO straws!!!
*Sweetie Belle: AND a big bunch of french fries!
*Pinkie Pie: Alrighty then! Be back in two shakes of a wamboozle with a pinch of oodledoodleblubberfish!!
*Rarity: Pinkie!! Would 你 be a dear and be as kind as to bring me a LARGE ruby cupcake? They're simply ravishing, and pleasantly decadent!
*Pinkie: Sure Rarity!!
(Pinkie leaves)
*Button Mash: So, Sweetie, what do 你 like to do for fun?
*Sweetie Belle: Oh, well, I like to sing, and I have my Cutiemark Crusaders (CMC). What do 你 do for fun?
*Button Mash: I like to play video games! and grow moustaches... but, mostly video games.
*Sweetie Belle: Oh... sounds, um... fun!
*Button Mash: So... what do 你 do in the Cutiemark Crusaders?
*Sweetie Belle: OMG! it's loads of fun!! We run around Ponyville, and do the MOST OUTRAGEOUS THINGS to find out what our cutie marks are supposed to be!
*Button Mash: That sounds like fun! Who all is in the CMC?
*Sweetie Belle: Well... me, Scootaloo, Babs, and 苹果 Bloom. 你 probably don't know them.
*Button Mash: But I would like to meet them... I mean, they seem like fun!! And I don't have my cutie mark yet, so...
*Sweetie Belle: OMG! DO 你 WANT TO BE IN THE CMC?!
*Button Mash: sure? I mean, I guess I could. ( 更多 time with sweetie!!! YAAAASSSSSS!!!)
End of episode one.
Credits play "Pinkie Pie's 唱歌 Telegram Aftermath"
*Button Mash: PLEASE SWEETIEBELLE! PLEASSSSEEEE!!!!
*SweetieBelle: Fine. I'll go with you. BUT! I'm bringing my big sister Rarity along with me!
*Button Mash: YEAH!!!
(Later that night at SCC...)
*Pinkie Pie: Alright 你 two silly fillies!! What'll it be?
*Button Mash: A strawberry/chocolate milkshake with TWO straws!!!
*Sweetie Belle: AND a big bunch of french fries!
*Pinkie Pie: Alrighty then! Be back in two shakes of a wamboozle with a pinch of oodledoodleblubberfish!!
*Rarity: Pinkie!! Would 你 be a dear and be as kind as to bring me a LARGE ruby cupcake? They're simply ravishing, and pleasantly decadent!
*Pinkie: Sure Rarity!!
(Pinkie leaves)
*Button Mash: So, Sweetie, what do 你 like to do for fun?
*Sweetie Belle: Oh, well, I like to sing, and I have my Cutiemark Crusaders (CMC). What do 你 do for fun?
*Button Mash: I like to play video games! and grow moustaches... but, mostly video games.
*Sweetie Belle: Oh... sounds, um... fun!
*Button Mash: So... what do 你 do in the Cutiemark Crusaders?
*Sweetie Belle: OMG! it's loads of fun!! We run around Ponyville, and do the MOST OUTRAGEOUS THINGS to find out what our cutie marks are supposed to be!
*Button Mash: That sounds like fun! Who all is in the CMC?
*Sweetie Belle: Well... me, Scootaloo, Babs, and 苹果 Bloom. 你 probably don't know them.
*Button Mash: But I would like to meet them... I mean, they seem like fun!! And I don't have my cutie mark yet, so...
*Sweetie Belle: OMG! DO 你 WANT TO BE IN THE CMC?!
*Button Mash: sure? I mean, I guess I could. ( 更多 time with sweetie!!! YAAAASSSSSS!!!)
End of episode one.
Credits play "Pinkie Pie's 唱歌 Telegram Aftermath"
Okay, 你 know I have that 1-year Gamefly subscription. If 你 read my 最佳, 返回页首 10 Video Games list, 你 saw Phantasy 星, 星级 Portable 2 in the honorable mentions 列表 with the reason 给 that I have yet to finish it. The reason for that was the final boss of the game kept pulverizing my plot too many times to count. Guess what I get to rectify either today 或者 Monday! After I get my long-awaited revenge and close this digital plothole, I will get right to work on a review for it... hopefully. Stand by.
I know, you're all wondering: "When is Button Mash gonna review another game?"
Well, it won't be too long. I got a year's worth of Gamefly, so I'll be playing a lot of games. I'll probably review some of them. In the meantime, hang tight. I'm not dead. I've just been busy trying to make 老友记 in Equestria when I'm not sitting on my plot trying to make sense of what I'm playing, which does happen occasionally.
I think I'll review that 最近的 South Park game next... what do 你 ponies think?
Well, it won't be too long. I got a year's worth of Gamefly, so I'll be playing a lot of games. I'll probably review some of them. In the meantime, hang tight. I'm not dead. I've just been busy trying to make 老友记 in Equestria when I'm not sitting on my plot trying to make sense of what I'm playing, which does happen occasionally.
I think I'll review that 最近的 South Park game next... what do 你 ponies think?
So, I heard this game called Destiny came out. It was supposed to be the biggest game in the universe, surpassed 由 nothing, with the best feature set this side of Grand Theft Auto 5.
Then the reviews came out.
It was highly regarded as a boring grindfest. A waste of 60 bits. Well, here's my own 2 bits.
These guys at Bungie are going to drag this out over 10 years. 10. BUCKING. YEARS. Yeah, it's boring now. But give it some time to come out with DLC and shit and you'll have a sleeper hit. There's a reason long-term plans work.
Then the reviews came out.
It was highly regarded as a boring grindfest. A waste of 60 bits. Well, here's my own 2 bits.
These guys at Bungie are going to drag this out over 10 years. 10. BUCKING. YEARS. Yeah, it's boring now. But give it some time to come out with DLC and shit and you'll have a sleeper hit. There's a reason long-term plans work.