图书 can be used for many things, not just for reading. In fact, I have created a 列表 for the many uses of books.
1. Cut the guts to make your own hiding place for your stash of chocolate.
2. Chuck it at things, like your 老友记 或者 a river. Perhaps 你 can throw it at the premier screening of the new Twilight production at your local cinema, right at the projector. With either a Twilight book 你 偷了 from the twelve year-old fangirl 下一个 to 你 或者 your own copy of Harry Potter that 你 had a better version of anyway. Either 或者 is perfectly fine.
3. Your Trigonometry textbook is great for the use of a hat! Confuse all the people at your family reunion of your sweet sanity, which may have disappeared along with your dignity 由 actually buying a ticket to go see Twilight opening night, 或者 did 你 sneak in? 你 cheeky monkey.
4. Make people think you're intellectual 由 holding one to your face.
5. Build your own fort with your secret collection of Maximum Ride
Don't yourself to reading, my friend! 图书 have oh so many uses! If 你 have any more, post them in the 评论 below.
1. Cut the guts to make your own hiding place for your stash of chocolate.
2. Chuck it at things, like your 老友记 或者 a river. Perhaps 你 can throw it at the premier screening of the new Twilight production at your local cinema, right at the projector. With either a Twilight book 你 偷了 from the twelve year-old fangirl 下一个 to 你 或者 your own copy of Harry Potter that 你 had a better version of anyway. Either 或者 is perfectly fine.
3. Your Trigonometry textbook is great for the use of a hat! Confuse all the people at your family reunion of your sweet sanity, which may have disappeared along with your dignity 由 actually buying a ticket to go see Twilight opening night, 或者 did 你 sneak in? 你 cheeky monkey.
4. Make people think you're intellectual 由 holding one to your face.
5. Build your own fort with your secret collection of Maximum Ride
Don't yourself to reading, my friend! 图书 have oh so many uses! If 你 have any more, post them in the 评论 below.
