byakuya:you 偷了 my jar of pickles
ichigo:no i didn't why would i do that when i can go to the store and get a jar of pickles for $5
byakuya:because... 你 hate me
ichigo: just because i might hate 你 that dosen't mean i'll steal your jar of pickles
byakuya:you admited that 你 hate me right in front of me
ichigo:no i 说 i "might" hate 你 key word "might"
byakuya was getting mad so he decided to chalenge ichigo to a fight
byakuya: fine then let's fight
byakuya pulled his sword out and ichigo screamed like a girl and curled up in a ball. byakuya pulled out a 泡菜 from his pocket and ate
it
ichigo:eww... 你 took a 泡菜 out of your pocket and ate it
byakuya:dont talk shit about pickles
ichigo: i wasen't... gosh
ichigo and byakuya continued fighting then all of a sudden ichigo's phone range right before he was going to perform bankai
ichigo:BANK...*ichigo 答案 the phone* hello...
sur i have time to talk
byakuya looked at ichigo in a confused way and whispered to himself "was this kid droped on the head when he was small" then byakuya got his sword and sliced ichigo's phone in half
ichigo: aww crap byakuya that was my new i phone now 你 owe me a new i phone
byakuya: well 你 still owe me a jar of pickles
then all of a sudden renji comes out of now where
renji:sorry captain i ate all your pickles
byakuya and ichigo:DAMN IT RENJI!!!!!
